TODD OWNS UP TO A WAGER, TAKES YOU HIGHER
Todd is a man of his word: after making a bet with us on the results of the SEC Championship Game, the Roll Bama Roll boss has owned up and done what a man does: pay his end of the bargain no matter how humiliating it may be.
And considering the bet was the loser singing an entire Creed song of their choice, painful is a too-small sheet put on the metaphorical king-sized bed of this bet.
Enjoy?
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haybeav says:
D’Oh?
December 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
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haybeav says:
Haa-…Ho?
December 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
I’m deaf in one ear and have had several head injuries and I don’t even think I can sound as Kige as this guy does when he sings. Wow.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
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Terrance Cody says:
One word: shatner-esque!
December 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
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Nico2.0 says:
As one of the other two authors of Roll Bama Roll, I told Todd he better not EVER make another bet like that without consulting with us first. That shit was BRUTAL.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
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Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive says:
I read this and thought that it for sure came from this site, but maybe not. Hilarity about to ensue…
BREAKING NEWS:
BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US Ranked 4th
After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
“Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work–including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule–our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking.”
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated “The US only had two major victories– Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren’t influenced by head-to-head contests–they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event.”
German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said “Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks.” Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn ’style points’ to enhance Germany ’s rankings. Hitler protested “Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces.”
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented ” France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2.”
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines .
December 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
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Jams says:
While listening to that, my eyes were tearing up out of a combination of hilarity and embarrassment.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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Bull-Gator says:
Applaud that man, even Scott Stapp doesn’t want to sing songs like Scott Stapp anymore.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
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BamaTaxMan says:
On Saturday night, I thought that NOTHING could be as bad as losing that game.
Boy, was I wrong. Todd – don’t EVER think about doing anything like that again.
Good bet – Holly’s rack.
Bad bet – Todd singing.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
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CincySooner says:
I think Todd defaults on the bet on the basis that he clearly paid off Morgan Freeman to sing in his place.
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“… so let’s go there…”
no Todd, let’s not.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
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Bellefay1 says:
At the 1:47 mark, it sounds like he’s trying to pass a bowel movement.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
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ChasingMizzou says:
Robert Goulet Lives!
December 11th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I think I made it three lines in before cracking. I’ve led a fairly Creed-free life and schadenfreude is no reason to break that habit.
Chasing Mizzou @ 10 – “you win again, internet, you always do…”
December 11th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
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displaced gator says:
He sounds like a bad impression of Will Ferrell doing his impression of Robert Goulet. FTW
December 11th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
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displaced gator says:
You know if you google, worst band in the world, Creed is your top hit
December 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
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Todd says:
#11 – You have fine ears, sir.
December 11th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
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Richard Cranium says:
This is worse than the Hindenburg tragedy. Seriously. This Hiroshima-bad. I’m waiting for the asteroid that killed all of the dinosaurs to hit us again. This must be the Seventh Seal opening bad.
Never make the “Creed signing bet” ever again. Shave you head, dress up in a Florida cheerleader outfit, or let Tim Tebow make sweet love to you from behind… anything but singing Creed.
December 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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LSU Fan says:
Hats off to you sir. That was really bad, which increases my respect for the fact that you did it.
December 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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TideDruid says:
I thought Tebow was supposed to bring light into this world? But he brought darkness instead….. cold, empty darkness. (aka, your singing could use some work pal)
December 11th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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Counter Trap says:
Whew. Oh to return to the sweet, sweet bliss of flying with two infected ears.
December 11th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Needed more cowbell.
/couldn’t resist
December 11th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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John says:
Weak. His was giggling half the time and acted like it was some big deal that was so terrible that paying Orson ten bucks would have been better. Orson was going to go to a fucking karaoke bar, have a video recording of it and post it on YouTube.
If you’re going to humiliate yourself on the InterWebs, go all out.
December 12th, 2008 at 1:34 am
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That Other Dave says:
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2008/12/12/690633/todd-s-creed-song-set-to-v
Now with Video Badness!!!
December 12th, 2008 at 12:00 pm