STEVE SARKISIAN WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE CRYING

The Pac-10? … Meh.

We will ban you if you use the word “Meh” again. Say it sucks, say it’s shit, we don’t care. But “Meh” is to blog commenting what “Caption Contest!” is to blogging: lazy.

So…saying “meh” is kind of a meh way to reply?

Sarkisian + Robo Calling + Crying=Washington Football. Funny cuz it’s true!

Sark will likely be the one crying once he realizes just how good he had it at USC.

Oh well. Just beating Wazzu next year would be enough improvement.

“Shh… it’s ok, the bad man won’t lose football games for you anymore. Shh…”

That Sarkisian fellow sounds like Spencer Hall, and the guy crying sounds like Orson Swindle. I haven’t heard a coach imitated that well since Peter Bean did Mack Brown on EDSBS Live.

Didn’t “meh” make the dictionary this year?

Speaking of which, did you see the Simpson’s crossword puzzle episode where they showed a list of words that had been retired from the dictionary in the past year?

Inquiring Minds want to know:
 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meh

But….but…how are we going to succinctly describe our attitude towards ACC football if meh is banned.

I thought the fact that 5,000 people showed up for the Championship game made meh a permanent part of ACC football vocabulary. Was I wrong?

Samuel Barber’s “Adagio For Strings” is by far the saddest, most somber piece of music ever composed.

With that said, this was fuckin’ hilarious. A Tear De Force!

Sarkisian will do horribly at this job.

You have got to be kidding me….

This call will also work for Auburn and (insert next coaches name here)…….because that coach is late to the party and his instate rival, Nick Saban, has a 2 yr head start on him and is ahead of schedule…..
and I am sure this will work for Urban Meyer when, in 2010, he decides to tackle the challenge that is Notre Dame, except the calls will be from crying Florida fans begging him to come back , while Burgermeister MeisterBurger Charlie Weis is run out on a rail…..which reminds me, Charlie in the Box from the Island of Misfit Toys would be a good analogy for Ron Franklin and Auburns offense—-ie, we run the spread, we dont run the spread, we pass but we kinda cant or dont….or wont…..

I expect “Croomed” to be retired from the dictionary very soon.

@13 Urb’s daughter is on her way to GT (BEEEES!), and I think he’ll like being close, especially if he’s nearby playing for the SEC championship again.

Meh describes my attitude for so much in today’s college football world though. Syracuse, the ACC….. I’ll just substitute mayonnaise for meh in all my correspondence.
Example:
“Hey BBS, what do you think of Mischa Barton?”
“Mayonnaise”

BBS @ 16 – I know not everyone here likes their women zaftig, and vive le difference, but Mischa Barton could only benefit from mayonnaise.

DC- she needs more subsistence than mayonnaise. Lard perhaps?

MPP – I am sure Ron Franklin will take credit for the Holly Rowe fiasco….but don’t blame the Auburn offense on him…….he only called the games.

With a slightly updated robocall, this could be Kiffin in a couple of years.

Patrick Nix’s offense is like the train with square wheels.

Charlie Weis – the Polka dotted elephant

Mike Leach, though gainfully employed, can only be a Cowboy riding an Ostrich.

Water gun that shoots grape jelly – Syracuse.

wait a minute… what the hell are you guys chatting about???…did you not hear what Senor Swindle said?

you could be banned from EDSBS?

shiver

you will get another contribution soon Orson, I swear…. just let me buy the kid’s presents first… I can probably skip the old lady’s present this year, tell her it’s because of the economic situation

@ Brian: Patty calls that train a “monorail.”

#20
Auburn would be the boat that couldnt stay afloat….