Comments on: EVERY BOWL GAME IN TEN WORDS

By: Petie

Petie — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:38:48 +0000

The first damn time in three years I’ll be home in Shreveport (the biggest city in East Texas!) during the Independence Bowl, and there’s not one team I want to see in it. I’d give my left kidney for tickets to the Sugar Bowl, but I’m pretty sure the going rate is two kidneys and an eye.

Well, to hell with it. Roll Tide and Go Gators.

By: Desert SAPPER

Desert SAPPER — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:55:26 +0000

Sooners get thrashed in Miami; Tebow does the chicken dance.

By: Larry Langolier

Larry Langolier — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:08:02 +0000

Cap One Bowl

Goodbye Moreno and Stafford. Fire Martinez, Fire Martinez, Fire Martinez.

By: Hunter

Hunter — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:14:30 +0000

Come on, activate that jinx your florida homers.

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:13:27 +0000

Orson… there’s really no reason for the jinx.

OU may score 100, but I’m pretty sure Florida scores 101. It seems to be our destiny.

King Barry, give me the strength to have a good feeling about this one.

By: www.southbendblarney.com

www.southbendblarney.com — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:33:33 +0000

Orson,

Since 7 bits of info is the most you can fit into short term memory-the preview should really be 7 words or less…at least 3 words for every preview are totally forgotten. You and your clever 10 words…

By: Studley

Studley — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:27:53 +0000

“Loser�s mascot to be incinerated in DARPA tests.”

Actually, they’ll get incinerated in the final ARH-70 tests. The winning school will get two of these lovely helicopters to use in a Hunter-Killer formation to eradicate opponents’ Recruiting Coordinators, thus allowing them to get better recruits the easy way.

It’s the only way Bell can get a tax writeoff after the Army discontinued the program.

By: mchopper56

mchopper56 — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:53:35 +0000

as a maryland fan, i get to watch them play in not only the best named bowl…. but one also attended by trucker two times and other amateur film makers he’s talked out of suicide… all of my dreams

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:51:47 +0000

“It takes ten words to say: �You won�t watch this.� ”

Oh, my BetUS account begs to differ.

/take all the bowl game overs and thank me later.

By: drogue

drogue — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:14:39 +0000

I for one cannot wait to see the heinious matching shirts, fresh off the tourist/visiting coach only rack at the Oahu WalMart that Charlie and the Domer staff will be wearing.

By: A.C. Green

A.C. Green — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:59:05 +0000

I would like to stand up for magicJack – it worked great for me for 35 years! I couldn’t do this sort of thing while I was using magicJack, but now that I’m happily married, I’d like to give two thumbs up for magicJack

By: GTSteve

GTSteve — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:51:49 +0000

@ 21

It helps in the Auburn case when your AD is willing to pull the trigger on a coach with an undefeated season on his resumee. It doesn’t help when he considers Patrick “a-hyuck” Nix as a viable coaching replacement. Predicting a decade of Auburn failure here.

By: Bama

Bama — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:41:42 +0000

I love the concept of Alabama as THE HULK of college football teams.

After a decade of trying to be a west-coast (Dubose), option (Fran), and a pass-first pro-style (Price and Shula) team, FINALLY, FINALLY, someone realized that Gene Stallings had it right all along: POUND POUND POUND running game, giant lineman on both sides of the ball, and a moderately talented QB.

(Of course to Stallings’ formula we’ve added Saban recruiting, so that’s kinda cool)

Funny how teams fit a certain personality and the difficulties you encounter when trying to completely change a program into something new: see – Nebraska, see also – 2007 Auburn

By: paliboy

paliboy — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:18:22 +0000

Gators will absolutely destroy. Jinx checkmated

By: PeayHog

PeayHog — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:16:27 +0000

“GIGGITY YARR”

You had me at “Gig”