STAY ICY, PEOPLE, BUT...

excellent generation kill reference. this is the first i’ve noticed have there been more??

oh yeah…football…i’d like the record to show that this bama fan is terrified of leach at auburn

Sweet. Wounded. Jesus.

good gravy. When’s Pete Carroll coming to the SEC?

The question is: will the Auburn bookstore sell officially licensed Tiger Pirates?

Oh wow. Its like someone just nuked my mind.

Gerry, really? Muschamp, Nutt, Strong would scare me at Auburn. Leach? Not so much. I’m usually completely wrong on such things. For example, I thought the Mike Price hire was a match made in heaven.

Assassins, carpetbaggers, mercenaries, and now pirates?

Fuck and yes.

I guess Tech’s BEST SEASON EVAR was not enough to keep him in beautiful Lubbock.

And I say that as someone born in Lubbock.

No. I want Turner Gill, and I am prepared to hold my cyber-breath until I get him.

Of course, paying dubloons for a stadium dog would be kinda cool. Anyone have the exchange rate?

snake will drive,

i’m of the belief that muschamp’s hype is blown out of proportion. at the very best he’s an unknown commodity. i feel houston nutt at auburn is pretty much the same as houston nutt at ole miss…so whatever. as for strong…see muschamp.

however, for me to say i’m right about these things any more than a flip of the coin would be…well bullshit.

facepalm

it’s a smoke screen, not going to happen. Sorry Leach fans. I say we crap out with Jimbo.

For the love of God and all that is Holy:
Let it be true.

Sloppy Seconds Dept:

#3, Native Son: Pete Carroll sends his sloppy seconds (Lane Kiffin) to the SEC. He is happy being the King of LA, which is bigger than all of the SEC states combined, I think.

The New York Times is reporting massive celebrations in Somalia.

No more “smash mouth” offense at Auburn. If they want a new offensive philosphy on The Plains, Leach is their man.

I’m so…SCARED

Not to shit on y’all’s parade or anything, but that post is timestamped last night around 9 PM. Wouldn’t other media outlets be reporting the same thing if this were true? Besides, why would the Panama City News Herald be the one to break this story? And who the fuck is Josh Weinfuss?

Admiral Saban doesn’t have time for this bilge.

Wrong. Nutt is atop AU’s wish list:

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1228468613129940.xml&coll=2

Stoops and Brown are excited, Saben, Meyer and tOBC are nervous……

I am giddy as a little school girl

Peace out people

@johnny douche

Please God, no. NOOOOOOO.

Sources close to me say it’s me.

The Chair, The Chair!!!! Dept.

OJ’s lawyer has been calling OJ “stupid” about 20 times.

OJ is now crying in front of the judge, pleading for mercy. I wonder if he showed any sort of mercy to his ex-wife and friend when he was trying to cut their heads off.

The Chair!!!! But, first, he deserves a good b-slap.

Nutt coaching at three schools in the same division in three consecutive seasons? And Darth Saban on his second of the remaining three? Even the cast of Gossip Girl thinks that’s kind of like . . . y’know . . . promiscuous.

The Pirate King is headed to the other Plains. Will Medical Mechanica be following him?

My favorite Leach story is a player thinking that Mike Leach, the head coach, was the equipment manager….
Well since the Spread Eagle™ got shot down, what the hell are we gonna call this latest experiment? "His biggest problem? Finding a SMART QB that can actually read a defense and throw the ball over 20 yrds without getting picked off, and if he can throw to a GOOD Receiver and to RB’s that actually can CATCH and not FUMBLE once he has it, as of right now, Tubbs has left Auburn out of the recruiting game the past 2 yrs and Saban has mopped up….I hope the new Iron Bowl will have some sort of “Pirates of the Carribean” feel to it….and Alabama is the British Armada……
Enuff with these distractions Swindle, I have to focus on my using my new found psychic abilities on hexing Florida…….(waving hands in a hexing- like manner)
Oh yeh heres this, a Pirate Ship Generator to give ideas what to call this new offense:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer

What Auburn needs is a coach that believes in ball control – a strong running game, stout defense, and top-notch kickers.

We’ll wait patiently for that to happen.
Pat – President
Tom – Vice President
Former Auburn University Coaches Association

whooohooo Leach! That is clutch…Really though auburn is an assclown . Muschamp, Leach, Davis, etc. no one cares, no one is scared. Anyone available for hire = Fail. Irrelevance Hails!

DevilGrad:

The word you’re looking for there is not promiscuous — it’s either inbred or incestuous, depending on the level of scorn.

Don’t forget that Tuberville went from Ole Miss to Auburn, so it’s not like this all hasn’t happened before.

As a Georgia fan, Leach worries me a great deal, but maybe his presence at an annual rival will prompt Richt to finally start cracking the whip and getting our shittastic defense back into shape.

If true, does the barn get yet another nickname/mascot/?

Mr. Pelican Pants that was an awesome link:

Buccaneer’s Trident
Calypso’s Deciet
Satan’s Saber
The Hell-born Demon
The Damned Strumpet
The Red Insanity
The Screaming Captain of the South
The Vile Whore

I pick “The Screaming Captain of the South”

Well back to work on cataloging POW and Holocaust survivor oral histories.

Re #27: The best suggestions to date were . . .

- The Hate of the South
- The Insanity of the Captain (so good because it’s true)
— The Morbid Strumpet

Re: #27 – Pirate Ship Generator

I just checked the Pirate Ship Name Generator above and found a couple of good names for new AU offenses right off the bat:

First up was
“The Disgraceful Mermaid” – I find this appropriate for what Bama recently did and will continue to do to Auburn’s “O” in the coming years, and second name returned was

“The Sadness of the Wolf” – I consider anything with the word “Sadness” to be highly appropriate for the AU offense, currently and in the next few years.

First, Leach doesn’t scare me. In fact, I’d be thrilled. Having Leach in the SEC has ENTERTAINMENT!!!!! written all over it.

And if Shula can stop that offense, certainly Saban can.

As for Nutt, I’d be shocked to see him leave OM after one year, when they were so nice as to offer him a job when the hogs got tired of his txting.

Oh, yeah – re Leach’s type of offense. I wonder whatever Leach runs will work as well against SEC Ds as TT against Bama in the Cotton Bowl in 2005. TT came in after a season of scoring a zillion points a game and a mediocre Bama team (good D though) beat them 13-10. Maybe it’ll work as well as Hawaii did against UGA last year in that butt-raping called the Sugar Bowl…

maybe i’m stupid. maybe i play too many video games. or maybe i just always loved watching Spurrier’s old Florida teams hang 50 on everyone that wasn’t Auburn, but i’m really starting to warm up to the idea of Mike Leach, head coach of the Auburn Tigers. if only because it would piss off all the stuck in the past redneck fans and would give me and my dad new things to get angry about. i still want Butch Davis more than anything…but the longer the Leach question lingers, the more and more i want the answer to be YES.

I got “The Sad Murderer”, which is either a Truffaut film or the worst name for a pirate ship ever.

Dear God,

Please make this happen.

The name of my ship is The Devil’s Douche.

WTF?

Lets see the Barn fires a guy that avg’d 4 losses a year and one great season. That never lost to Shula
And is about to hire a guy that avgs. 4 losses a season and had only 1 great year that couldnt beat shula
roffle

So you are telling me that both Orgeron (at UT) and Leach could be in the SEC next year!?

http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2008/12/auburn_is_considering_houston.html

Looks like The Good Captain is out of the running..

B’ham news now reporting Nutt is being considered but not Leach:

http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2008/12/auburn_is_considering_houston.html

I like:

“The Anger of the Plains” yarrrrr

What about Nutt? Is he in or out…in or out?!

lol

If Nutt goes to Auburn, the folks in Oxford will loose their collective shit. First AU “steals” Tubbs and now Nutt.

The Pirate at AU? LOL, With the redneck GOBs running the show AU has a better chance of a gay pride showcase homecoming half time show in 2009.

Orson,
     I am sorely disappointed in the effort this week concerning the SECC/Fate of the Universe/EndTimes/Armageddon/Whatever the hell that battle was in the Last Starfighter…where is the HATE, c’mon Orson bring it, you’ve only got 24 hours…FYI, the Mayan Calendar does end on 6 DEC 2008…oh and more Buckethead please…

Pick6,
There isnt a lot of hate between these teams, just alot of Fear….of the known and unknown, on both sides….their worst fear would be not being able to execute those long plays and capitalize off of easy turnovers, ours would be giving them easy turnovers and points and having to depend on JPW to make plays…that is THE nightmare scenario….
We know what they have and respect it, they know our defense is coached by a maniac who doesnt tolerate mistakes in coverage and being outta position, their offense is based on getting people out of position
….therein lies the riddle……who blinks first
This IS the biggest stage of JPW career…..will he be able to tapdance long enough on it and get lucky, or will he get booed off the stage, or hell, get yanked off of it like Amateur night at the Apollo?

Isn’t the SEC scared of offense in general? I thought they only allowed 1 coach to be offensive minded-and he tends to reside at Florida. Maybe the SEC is willing to face their fears of modern offenses.

Does this mean that the Eagle mascot will be replaced by a parrot?

Is this not a post about Gucci Mane?

@54

Now that’s funny . +1

I went to Texas Tech.