HEAD, SPINNING. WE'RE A GONNA WIN.
So...it's Houston Nutt at Auburn, and not Leach, or Leach and not Nutt, or Jimbo Fisher, or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AUBURN. Your status as the Parador/Costaguana of the SEC is complete. Just put the next coach in an overly medaled jacket with epaulets and have him make grand speeches from a huge marble balcony mounted on the side of Jordan-Hare. We repeat: a key party could make the SEC West a much simpler place to live.
We're just as baffled as the rest of you. MarioKart, take me away.
The little fist-pump when he takes off shows you he cares. (BTW: That go-cart screams.)
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I can’t believe some of the comments from the link. TTech would absolutely crucify any SEC team not named Florida and Alabama, but yet they would prefer Houston Nutt and Jimbo Fisher?
I cannot wait to watch the Cotton Bowl this year.
by meatybob on Dec 5, 2008 2:02 PM EST reply actions
I wish my head would stop spinning. Maybe it was the 13 martini lunch.
by Millon de Floss on Dec 5, 2008 2:05 PM EST reply actions
Giggity at Auburn would confuse and anger me.
by poguemahone on Dec 5, 2008 2:06 PM EST reply actions
What the hell?!?! There is no need for this coaching incest in the SEC. You need new genes or else the schemes will become so deformed they will not be viable. SEC speed under the Pirate King would have been awesome. I will now catalog a depressing Great Depression oral history to cheer me up.
by Anonymous IV on Dec 5, 2008 2:13 PM EST reply actions
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHA?GIGGETYWHA?
by The Great Barstoolio on Dec 5, 2008 2:13 PM EST reply actions
And in honor of our new Auburn overlord…
GNR’s “Nighttrain” featuring Buckethead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMYnl22cqGU
I told yall, this dude is freaky,but legit….
And alot of Ole Miss fans will be on the Nightrain if this move happens….
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Dec 5, 2008 2:13 PM EST reply actions
So does this mean Leach to Oxford then…. I think that may make an even better clash of cultures than Auburn.
Slash > Buckethead. Maybe the psycho is more technical, but The Hatted One knows how to make that thing cry.
by BurritoBrosShits on Dec 5, 2008 2:21 PM EST reply actions
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(shoots self in face)
if it’s Nutt then i may very well burn all my Auburn gear and start rooting for Georgia Tech.
by suicidewatch on Dec 5, 2008 2:29 PM EST reply actions
Well, on the one hand we could buy this machine that runs on corn and water and is an invulnerable death-machine. But that machine’s pink, and pink is for fags. I like this machine over here. Sure it runs on jet fuel and frequently crashes in the heat of combat, but it feels more manly.
Why are we still losing?
by GTSteve on Dec 5, 2008 2:35 PM EST reply actions
if noone else wants him…. um… WVU will gladly take Nutt off the SEC’s hands
by beckett929 on Dec 5, 2008 2:37 PM EST reply actions
I’m so glad this got interesting. I was worried Leach would be hired and it would be done inside a week.
This really needs to play out for a long time with crazy twists and turns and lots of embarrassment for all on the plains.
by Ted on Dec 5, 2008 2:44 PM EST reply actions
Looks like State will end up with the better coach if Pertersen to MSU rumor is true and Leach out of the barn’s consideration.
by The Snake will Drive Again! on Dec 5, 2008 2:49 PM EST reply actions
Chris Peterson cutting short his promising career by going to Mississippi State? Can that be true?
I can see leaving Boise for Arizona State or Colorado, maybe even Arkansas, but never Starkville. Can’t be accurate.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 5, 2008 2:51 PM EST reply actions
Can’t spell inCESt without S-E-C.
by Billy From Baton Rouge on Dec 5, 2008 2:51 PM EST reply actions
So Petrino jumping from Arkansas to Auburn wouldn’t be at all out of the question.
by OhioDawg on Dec 5, 2008 2:53 PM EST reply actions
I laughed out loud when that guy threw the banana peel.
BTW, Buzz Cook is the king of playing schools against each other for his clients. A tip of the hat sir.
by PeayHog on Dec 5, 2008 2:58 PM EST reply actions
NO, its Chris Petersen at Auburn.
I give him 2 years before Lowder fires him.
by DrB on Dec 5, 2008 3:03 PM EST reply actions
“I’ll leave Ole Miss when they carry me out in a pinewod box.”
by Houston Nutt on Dec 5, 2008 3:08 PM EST reply actions
http://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2008/12/nutt_no_contact_with_anyone_fr.html
my guess: auburn isn’t going to hire any coach. ever. they plan on winning by having the opposing teams head’s explode from mass confusion. they’ll add to this confusion by having chris todd start at quarterback again, have mario fannin kick PATs, and recruiting only juco transfers for the next 3 years.
leaving the SEC a bloody, writhing, mass of corpses, with todd (in his 8th year of eligibility) standing alone atop the pile.
oh, except for saban. he’ll still be there sigh
by AUDova on Dec 5, 2008 3:12 PM EST reply actions
Orson, seriously, What the fuck? Where’s the taunting, chatisement in preparation for the Beatdown in the Dome. The coaching carousel will continue next week, but Meyer’s smirking arrogance won’t survive the Cody choke slam
by pick6bamr on Dec 5, 2008 3:22 PM EST reply actions
So, I guess Auburn is going with the Communism approach. They have evolved beyond needing a ruler as the players will work in harmony as a collective to win games.
BTW, is the SEC jumping the shark here or is it just me? At this point, it feels like a really bad all-star edition of “Who’s gonna get shit-canned? LIVE”.
by That 5.0 Guy on Dec 5, 2008 3:26 PM EST reply actions
GIGGITY probably planted that rumor himself, as ABC24 and the AP are reporting that Nutt and Pete Boone are working on an extension..
by sjs1959 on Dec 5, 2008 3:35 PM EST reply actions
The Houston Nutt vitrol? No. I’ll trade you a Mark Richt and throw in a Willie Martinez and John Eason in order to have that crazy bastard pacing the Sanford sideline.
by Bobby Decatur on Dec 5, 2008 3:38 PM EST reply actions
Jimmy Sexton strikes again!
Seriously, it’s the same move he used with Tuberville to make the school flip out and negotiate for for money/time/buyout.
by stuckinbham on Dec 5, 2008 3:39 PM EST reply actions
Re 25 No kidding. Its SECCG week and there’s a clash of cultures to be unleashed in a little over 24 hours. So where’s the hate? No mention of Jorts recently, no mention of primitive Alabama Man, how speed kills and Bama’s antedeluvian neanderthals are going to be added to UF’s wake of destruction, etc.
As a Bama fan, I’m really disappointed in the lack of hate and taunting production here.
by Andy on Dec 5, 2008 3:41 PM EST reply actions
Everything Auburn has done this week has broken my heart. I have been so pissed off for the past few days that I am no longer capable of feeling anger.
To hell with it all – why don’t we just have a reality show competition to determine our next coach? “Who wants to be an SEC coach” or maybe “So you think you can coach?”.
by augirl on Dec 5, 2008 3:41 PM EST reply actions
Since we’re already talking shit about the SECCG , I have a hypothesis that we can discuss.
Football players dunked in Tim Tebow’s tears become invulnerable, which would furthermore explain Harvin’s ankle injury at the most inopportune time. Thoughts?
by GTSteve on Dec 5, 2008 3:43 PM EST reply actions
Mike Leach stated that he would only leave TT “in Davey Jone’s Locker”…..
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Dec 5, 2008 3:44 PM EST reply actions
Nutt will sign contract extension at Ole Miss.
Note that the common thread here is Jimmy Sexton.
by RIP Logan Young on Dec 5, 2008 3:51 PM EST reply actions
To paraphrase Sean Avery: I want to comment on how it’s a common thing for Auburn to fall in love with Ole Miss sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game
by John on Dec 5, 2008 3:53 PM EST reply actions
That’s a nice thought GTSteve, but sadly for humanity, Tebow does not cry.
by Brian on Dec 5, 2008 9:57 PM EST reply actions

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