CYBERTYDE GETS AN ERROR MESSAGE
BEHOLD BAMA FANS THE VOICE OF YOUR LEADER, THE GREAT AND UNDYING CYBERTYDE. DO NOT PANIC BECAUSE YOU ARE HEARING THIS VOICE. THIS IS NOT JESUS. THIS IS NOT A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE. PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE OFF THE ROAD AND MAINTAIN CALM.
I AM COMMANDING YOU, FANS OF THE CRIMSON TIDE: OPERATION HUMILITY HAS CONCLUDED. YEARS OF PAIN, CYBERTYDE HAS GIVEN YOU. YOU NEEDED THAT PAIN, BUT EVEN WHILE YOU LEARNED HUMILITY CYBERTYDE GAVE YOU LOVE WHILE STAMPING ON YOUR FACE FOREVER WITH MY BOOT OF LOVE. REMEMBER DUBOSE?
YES, CYBERTYDE TAKETH, AS WITH DUBOSE. BUT HE ALSO GIVETH, AS WHEN CYBERTYDE GAVE YOU TWO WINS OVER STEVE SPURRIER IN 1999. ALSO REMEMBERETH THE KINDNESS OF CYBERTYDE WHEN HE DESTROYED DUBOSE WITH IRRESISTIBLE POONBOT DISGUISED AS SECRETARY.
CYBERTYDE WAS NOT THROUGH TESTING YOU, THOUGH. AND YET, YOU STILL LOVED, AND THUS PASSED THE TEST AND TEMPTATIONS OF FIRST THE THE WHORE…
…AND THEN THE FOOL.
YOU SURVIVED THIS AND MORE. IN TIME, YOU WENT UNDERGROUND AND BETRAYED CYBERTYDE!
YOU FORGOT TO PEPPER OPPOSING MESSAGE BOARDS WITH FURIOUS UNSUBSTANTIATED TAUNTING!
YOU FORGOT THE ANGRY CALLS TO RADIO SHOWS!!!
YOU NEGLECTED TO NAME CHILDREN AFTER ANDREW ZOW AND SHERMAN WILLIAMS!!!
YOU FORGOT TO SPIT ON THE GROUND WHENEVER THE FOUL NAME OF AUBURN WAS INVOKED WHEREVER YOUR WERE! (YOU CAN DO IT IN CHURCH GOD WILL UNDERSTAND WE ARE FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES OK WE ARE THE SAME SORTA OBEY!!! OBEY!!!
NOW, YOU HAVE ALL OF MY MOST PERFECT OF CREATIONS. FIRST, MY MORNING STAR:
AND MY MOST PERFECT OF DIGITALLY PERFECTED SERAPHIM ENGINEERED TO PERFECTION:
AND TERRENCE CODY:
END YOUR SHAMEFUL SILENCE. NAME THY FIRSTBORN SABAN OR FACE THE WRATH OF CYBERTYDE, WHO MAY MOVE THY SEASON TICKETS INTO CRAPPY SEATS SHOULD YOU FAIL ME. DISCARD REASON! OBEY YOUR INSTINCTS AND SPRINKLE CHICKEN BLOOD ON YOUR HOME SHRINES!!! TATTOO THYSELF IN CYBERTYDE’S NAME!!! CLAIM GLORY AND PRESTIGE FOR TEAMS YOU WERE NOT EVEN ALIVE TO SEE PLAY!!! CLAIM CHAMPIONSHIPS BY THE THINNEST OF THREADS!!!
SHAME IS THE YOKE OF THE OPPRESSED, TIDE FANS!! CRY IT WITH CYBERTYDE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHDE!!!
ROLLLL—
ROLLLLLL———
ROLLLLLL——–
ERROR MESSAGE:
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West Tex says:
Thuogh I loathe Chris Fowler and his undercurrent of snobbishness, have a healthy disrespect for Herbstreit and his continued campaign to legitimize the bastard child that is the Big Televen and flat out dislike Corso’s homerisms, I am very sad that tomorrow morning is the last real College Football Gameday of the season. I salute you, the espn media whores, and I will miss you terribly during the next several months. Please remember these words as I trash you relentlessly during the offseason because, come the last weekend of august, I will be back to watch you.
In the great words of Brokeback Mountain, “I can’t quit you.”
December 6th, 2008 at 12:57 am
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This Is Your Captain Speaking says:
Well, count AU fans on the progressive bandwagon. Turner Gill is now the fans’ choice. We shall see if Bobby Lowder has left the 50s…
December 6th, 2008 at 12:58 am
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Digital Headbutt says:
11: You’re taking the dangerous leap of faith that Cody uses vegetables for anything other than camouflage.
December 6th, 2008 at 1:20 am
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mchopper56@aol.com says:
HAIL SABAN
December 6th, 2008 at 1:34 am
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chaimy4life says:
@46: http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z23/robabob_photo/mooninites.png
December 6th, 2008 at 3:26 am
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bobafet7 says:
In the early competition of who can have more drunkin fans falling out of cabs, ignoring crosswalks, and making a mockery of open container laws in midtown and buckhead the winner goes to…………..THE GATORS.
Yes, I’m getting old
December 6th, 2008 at 4:10 am
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John says:
I hear Cybertyde as a combination of Patrick Allen of “Protect and Survive” and Kitt from real Night Rider (i.e. not the shitty new one)
December 6th, 2008 at 4:24 am
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EufaulaPete says:
101001 010011 1101001 1100 0011 1010 101001 111 010 101 000 111 010101 11111.
December 6th, 2008 at 6:35 am
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bj says:
I always liked to think that Cybertyde, like God, had multiple personalities: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juc69G6F-q0
For those who grew up on this shit:
Quintesson= Cybertyde
Prosecutor (tentacle guy)= Saban
Sharkticon= Cody
December 6th, 2008 at 8:39 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
@53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF7p4PwYMAU
December 6th, 2008 at 8:42 am
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Terrance Cody says:
To all who are going to brave the insanity of what is “Downtown Atlanta” ….welcome and be safe.
That said, Roll Damn Tide. I’m sure this is gonna be one hell of a game. I’ll be somewhere in the vicinity, probably up to no good.
If you see a bearded dude in red pants stumbling around with a Crown and ginger ale, please be kind and help me find more liquor…..
and food.
lots of food.
feed me Cybertyde! Feed me!!!!!!!!
TC
December 6th, 2008 at 9:38 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
GameDay bitches….
…and ya can’t spell sUgAr without UA
Go Gators!
December 6th, 2008 at 10:06 am
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NativeSon says:
Bammeroids.
awesome.
December 6th, 2008 at 10:44 am
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Pandemonium Reigns says:
Tim Tebow has Michael Buble on his ipod – teehee
December 6th, 2008 at 11:00 am
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Ears Whitworth says:
MichGator, nice, but that joke’s a lot funnier when’s about a lesser bowl like “You can’t spell Independence Bowl without ND” or “You can’t spell Music City Bowl… because you went to Auburn.”
December 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am
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The Agent says:
They saved the best GameDay sign shot for the end of the show:
“Florida got Nutt’d on”
Awesome.
December 6th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
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ElAndy says:
Holy crap! Army is sporting camo helmets & pants! They should win by virtue of this alone.
December 6th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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ElAndy says:
Army also has “Duty, Honor, Country” on the backs of their jerseys. How kewl is that?
December 6th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
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Terrance Cody's Gut says:
Only thing you forgot was a LSUFreek vid of Tiders being converted into Necromongers like in the Chronicles of Riddick to go along with that CyberTide. Woulda been dope, dope.
After I mash that baby boy googly cuttin’ QB of yours, you will assimilate and worship Nick Satan like the rest of us do.
RTR
December 6th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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MCab says:
CyberTide’s theme song should be a cover of Radiohead’s “Myxomytosis,” but done with banjos and fiddles.
December 6th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
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Dr. Ed phdxyz says:
Bama PROCESSED by Gators W/O Harvin. Back to earth Bama Bitches. Now lose 2-3 next year and Saban will be ready to move on. It’ll serve you loudmouth cocksuckers right. I hear Tuberville is available next year.
December 6th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
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Dr. Ed phdxyz says:
Bama PROCESSED by Gators W/O Harvin. Back to earth Bama Bitches. Now lose 2-3 next year and Saban will be ready to move on. It’ll serve you loudmouth cocksuckers right. I hear Tuberville is available next year.
December 6th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
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criumsonred124 says:
If the SECCG has tauught us anything it’s that Flurida fans are the biggest collective bunch of losers on earth. I met ONE (that’s the index finger only for you florida grads) nice, intelligent, and approachable Florida fan at the game.
December 7th, 2008 at 4:04 pm