Comments on: PRESS CONFERENCE EXCERPT: GARY PINKEL

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:04:18 +0000

“…you might as well give the courtesy of rubbing their meat before applying the heat.”

Note to self: no more reading EDSBS posts while driving.

/wiping tears of hillarity

By: gingole

gingole — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:47:08 +0000

Funniest shit I’ve ever read on here….and that’s saying quite a lot.

Now, what’s the best method of cleaning nose coffee from a keyboard?

By: Avery

Avery — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:45:29 +0000

Big 12 Championship game: Texas’ sloppy seconds.

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:25:55 +0000

+69 for Barbary Pirate Handshake.

I bet Joel Klatt still feels that hit years later.

By: JRussRhodes

JRussRhodes — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:36:09 +0000

I can no longer recommend this site to my family…but I have heartily endorsed it to all of my football loving friends! Jack Black Manhattans on me next time you’re in DC.

By: lovett owl

lovett owl — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:09:49 +0000

1000 cocktails to you sir

By: Jackwraith

Jackwraith — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:41:28 +0000

That was amazing.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:10:41 +0000

EDSBS – come for the college football analysis. Stay and learn a half dozen metaphors and euphemisms for gay handjobs.

By: geo

geo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:37:53 +0000

Despite most suggesting the tilt a foregone conclusion, if you get mean reversion this week (from last)–and mean reversion is one of the most powerful forces in college football–Mizzou performs better, OU O performs ok & combined with a suspect D, you have a close contest.

By: westbrooke

westbrooke — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:34:52 +0000

Beautiful and disturbing at once. As an OU fan, I’m chronically wary of overconfidence at this point, but you’ve broken down my walls with this one, Mr. Swindle. Well done.

By: stopandstare

stopandstare — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:33:02 +0000

Google Barbary Pirate Handshake and your number one return? This article… Orson, thanks for this and all of your past and future entries into the internet buzz phrase lexicon.

By: THETexasStateUniversity

THETexasStateUniversity — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:20:11 +0000

@5:

You’re right. Kansas will have put up a better effort against OU (45-31) than what QB Mr. “I’m From Southlake Carroll Worship Me You Poor, Worthless Peasants” and company will trot out on Saturday.

By: THETexasStateUniversity

THETexasStateUniversity — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:15:08 +0000

I hear that Gary Pinkel’s soon-to-be-jettisoned TRUCK NUTZ will be sold on the Oklahoma City black market for less than what a bag of marijuana costs these days*

*(there is no mary-juana in GOD’S COUNTRY SON)

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:10:17 +0000

This article is epic.

By: sb

sb — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:55:13 +0000

I, uh,…well, ok.