Comments on: PERCY HARVIN’S INJURIES: AN ILLUSTRATED HISTORY

By: Gators Fan

Gators Fan — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:25:32 +0000

Saw what you want about this guy but he sure did come to play in the BCS bowl game. Harvin was awesome!

By: sha-mac

sha-mac — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:43:12 +0000

Did they find Percy’s missing femur outside Cam’s window with the laptop?

Cocktails to you, Holly.

Best thing I read all day. I have a feeling he’ll be playing even if Cody mistakes his calves for juicy drumsticks and has a pregame snack.

By: Larry Langolier

Larry Langolier — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:05:28 +0000

Injured feet from stomping UGA/kicking UGA in the butt.

Arp. Arp. Sobb.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:50:19 +0000

I dont know how that blatant abuse of the word “he”in the first sentence even happened. I blame Percy…seems I sprained a MCL in my index finger….

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:44:11 +0000

I also know that he in high school he stumped his toe, cracked a toenail, which, in turn, had a nice fungal infection set in, which he had to miss 6 wks with that, then when he was trying to hop into the bathtub, he slipped and fell and broke his hip, which was another 6-8 wks. All in all, Percy has more time in the hospital and on the sideline, and is sponsored by AFLAC and Blue Cross/Blue Shield….

By: rtr

rtr — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:31:11 +0000

The name game actually gives me some confidence. When Florida’s offense is on the field, it’ll be Rolando, Rashad, Terrance, Lorenzo, Kareem, and Javier against Percy, Tim, Jeffrey, and Louis. I’ll take the first group.

By: Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me

Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:05:30 +0000

With a Name Like That….Dept:

A football player with a name like “Percy” is ridiculous.

He should change it to “Bork”, or something like that, which rhymes with quark.

By: Crazy Joe

Crazy Joe — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:17:56 +0000

Off topic, but I don’t have a Sporting News account. Regarding “coaches in waiting”, it should also be pointed out to Wilbon that of the 4?(FSU, UT, UO, UK) CIWs, 1 (Joker Phillips) is African American and therefore CIWs have a higher % of AAs than do head coaches.

By: Mrs. Saban

Mrs. Saban — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:15:17 +0000

It sounds like all that Harvin really suffers from is a recurring case of vaginitis. I’m sure Tebow has some cream he can borrow.

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:00:26 +0000

@ 6

Well YEAH, but 50 DAY LAYOFF GINN WAS HURT FLUKE TROY SMITH WAS CHUBBY HURR

God freaking damn it.

By: zzgator

zzgator — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:52:42 +0000

Damn…gimpy Percy had the same exact offensive output as the entire Buckeye offense.

Sweet irony.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:50:02 +0000

I heard that light measures its speed by comparing itself to a healthy Percy Harvin.

By: CrimsonBarrister

CrimsonBarrister — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:44:48 +0000

You forgot that nasty thigh gash he received when Tebow removed his foreskin…

By: jthomas666

jthomas666 — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:38:18 +0000

Of course Harvin will play. It will be a Festivus miracle!

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:37:25 +0000

The Legend of Mt. Cody wants something a little more substantial than Harvin’s toe. We’ve already told him that Tebow tastes just like chicken.