JUST IN TIME FOR MY CONTRACT RENEGOTIATION/JOB SEARCH

Pirating and pillaging is an all-hours business. Sleep is for those buccaneers who’d rather have their throats slashed while napping.

Yarr.

Imagine Michael Crabtree’s shock when he learned his housemate was a coke dealer.

Typical bullshit DEA tactics. Find a guy named De’Shon and then raid his house assuming he has a mess of cocaine.

Meanwhile, Graham Harrell still prowls the streets, molesting children and dealing heroin out of the back of his wood-paneled minivan.

I guess Lubbock isn’t as boring as I thought…

Sanders is a transfer. I wonder how long had he been at the school. This kid really hit he ground runnin. You would think it would take a few months just to get on the DEA’s radar.

Given the season, why not play around with the lyrics?:

De’Shon the snowman was a jolly happy ____,
With a ____ pipe and a _ nose,
And two eyes made out of _.
De’Shon the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old ____ ____ they found.
For when they placed it on his _,
He began to dance around.

50g? That’s casual use, isn’t it? All I can say is that its too bad this isn’t Fulmer Cup season….

Damn, I had been lead to believe that on of the major benefits of the Patriot Act (well besides trampling all over your rights as an American) was to allow better communication in criminal matters. Obviously I have been lied to yet again. Otherwise certainly the DEA would spoken with EDSBSA and would have naturally delayed this arrest a mere month and a few weeks and we would have some serious pointage in the Fulmer Cup race. Perhaps an insurmountable lead. Damn!

The DEA? Holy Shiite….for 50 grams of blow? Roughly, what…$2200 street value I would think….if the Michigan price of $300 for 7 grams holds true in Lubbock.

No doubt he was going to distribute, Micheal Irving and the rest of the “White House” crew would have a tough time blowin thru 50 grams in a weekend. Well, depends on the whores’ (white whores of course) who are present and their ability to “pack their beaks”…..

Oh yeah, and I’m sure Crabtree was “very surprised”…wink, wink.

Very surprised that there’s no more nose candy for the bitches anymore….

There is no way an educated and thoughtful person like Mike Leach could survive, much less enjoy himself, at such a provincial place as Auburn.

@7 50g is WAY more than casual use.

1.5g is casual use for an evening.

An 8 ball (3.5g) is casual use for an evening or weekend for a couple people.

A quarter ounce (7g) is casual use if you’re going away for a 3 or 4 days and want to party hard with the GF / Ol’ Lady or both.

Even Scarface himself would have a hard time justifying that 50g was “casual use”.

Is Lubbock THAT shitty of a town that it’s become not IF Leach will leave but to where?

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

No wonder Crabtree’s teeth are so damn white.

Re #11

Thanks for the treatise on dummy dust quantities. I guess my sarcasm emoticon wasn’t working in my original post….

A cocain post with no Rockso? Say it ain’t so, Orson!

CrimsonCommodore – What do you imagine Lubbock is like?

Bobby Lowder must be licking his chops right now.
Coach + coke dealer player = SEC West
Hey, it worked for Bama.
Auburn needs to lock down the deal with Leach post haste!!

@3

Well done sir, well done.

in spite of the head to head victory over UT here, you still have to give the edge to the Longhorns on the 2007 body of work; one measly cocaine possession with intent to distribute doesn’t overcome the string of arrests last summer.

LT thinks the most noteworthy item in the post is that Tubberville was fired.

@11

I absolutely love that there are experts regarding anything I could imagine on EDSBS, including someone who can easily and articulately break down coke grams into common usages (e.g., “1.5g is casual use for an evening; An 8 ball (3.5g) is casual use for an evening or weekend for a couple people.”)

I won’t ask how you know this. (I’ll assume you’re a local prosecutor, law enforcment, or Fed).

Oh, what the hell, how DO you know this?

1. either definitely IS, or definitely is NOT invited to my next party. Still on the fence on which direction that one leans.

@16,

Guh-guh-guh-guh-YAY-UH!

That Dog was always a little more partial to Frosty than De’Shon.

50 grams? Treasurers in SC from prominent families go to prison for less than this sort of behavior. Thus, this guy will never be heard from again.

Apparently he subscribes to my diet plan: Blow and grits.

The WWL story notes that Sanders was a transfer from City College of San Francisco, also the pre-USC school of one O.J. Simpson.

I always wondered what an 8-ball was. Next up, what “Catching the Dragon” means….

I am meeting one of my professors, who is from Peru, at bar tonight and will ask him about the import/export business of Peruvian nose candy.

#28, “Catching or chasing the dragon” refers to inhaling heated opium or any of the fine products derived from opium when it is on a piece of foil. I think that we are exposing some of our dirty little secrets.

“This one time on the border between Cambodia and Thailand…”

Leach and Pat Hill turn down UW
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3745354

“That’s the DEA, as in ‘pound-you-in-the-ass federal prison”’”

Incorrect. Federal prisons aren’t PYITA prisons. That’s a state prison thing.

#11
Sounds like a member of many universities Sigma Chi chapter

LOL @ 21 & 22….

I know some people, who know some people…

I’m also dating a DEA Agent…

…which makes it damn near impossible for ALL my friends to be in one place at one time.

my wife’s people are from lubbock. besides the buddy holly museum and prairie dog town (this really exists), there’ s not much to do. oh, you can buy trinkets from grandma mimi’s fleamarket stand (again, really).

oof, no wonder i’m in brooklyn

Jimmie Johns thinks that guy is an amateur…..newbies….sheesh……
I am sure if they looked around, they would find some pit bulls somewhere….

Mich-Gator……do you have your own show on Showtime????

No show on Showtime, Mr. Pants, but if I did, it would be a shockingly entertaining mix of Californication, Weeds, Brotherhood and I Can’t Believe I’m Still Single. At least I haven’t “Dextered Out” on the very few enemies I have…yet.

Crabtree never noticed the people coming and going at all hours of the night or the jittery energy that Shon-Shon always seemed to have. He didn’t ask why Shon’s rent money was always in rolled up dust covered hundreds, either. Nothing out of the ordinary here, officer.