Comments on: SEX AND THE CITY: CRIMSON TIDE EDITION

By: Bandobras

Bandobras — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:30:48 +0000

I hope that’s not Orson at Gameday with a Sacks in the City sign.

By: UFmegood

UFmegood — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:38:58 +0000

Bravo, gents.

I suggest an EDSBS End of the Year awards show based on ridiculous superlatives.

JPW can win the award for best hair in college football, and henceforth the name of the award shall be “The JPW Award for Best hair”.

Other ideas:
Cam Newton award for stupidity

We could host a live award show and pay two obese men to dress as Charlie Weiss and Mark Mangino and have them sumo wrestle.

And Lou Holtz should be the host.

By: Not the Mama

Not the Mama — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:10:13 +0000

The wife started calling him “Princess” the first game of the season. (I think because she didn’t like “Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson Phillips”) and after the Tennessee game we tried to give him an upgrade, I think we went with “Scooter” for about a quarter and a half. He didn’t look so good so we went back to Princess.

Looking forward to playing the University of Tebow Knights of the Crusade Marching Christian Soldiers this weekend, though.

In the words of Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in the movie Tombstone as he accepted a challenge from one of the cowboys: “I’m your huckleberry”.

By: Big Daddy

Big Daddy — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:36:19 +0000

I knew all of you were gay and deep down all of you want a taste of Mr. Big’s trunk. lol.

By: Vandy J

Vandy J — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:42:27 +0000

Botch. Everyone knows that the hoors and cougars have all abandoned the Gal and moved on to the Summit. It’s got Saks!

I pour out my Red Diamond iced tea to you, sir.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:20:05 +0000

Orson,
Before I was captured and forced to marry, I used to graze the lush plains of the TV(before TiVo) wild and uninterrupted….had to give up NFL Sunday Ticket…….when me and my wife co-habitated, I noticed she had about 4 TV’s and VCR’s recording various tv shows…So I decided to step up and bring her into the 21st century with a Tivo(this was 98-99)..now we have freakin 4 Tivos, all filled with what TCOAN mentioned.

My trade off? The Sopranos—HBO used to OWN us on Sundays, from Sex and the City, Sopranos and Curb Your Enthusiasm……and I had to draw the line at Wife Swap and Trading Spaces…FX was stepping up but has fallen off the radar for some reason with the lack of Damages and Nip Tuck

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:02:30 +0000

Re #39: Your post reminds me that it’s almost time to pull together the Fulmer Cup pre-season top ten.

By: Larry Langolier

Larry Langolier — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:57:54 +0000

The Army-Navy game and the conference championship games mark the end of the regular season, followed swiftly by the bowl games (which although far too numerous, must be watched in their entirety). These are the signs of the end of football season — as certain as end-time religious writings. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. With only the recruiting period and a flicker of spring football how will we manage the upcoming drought?

By: SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:53:46 +0000

The sad thing is that you know so much about this show…

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:36:56 +0000

“I followed my heart�all the way to Hoover.”

That phrase alone should be covered in diamonds and rubies.

By: John

John — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:31:28 +0000

Four women who will die alone with their cats and a box of red wine.

By: Gene ParmesAg

Gene ParmesAg — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:23:16 +0000

The room is spinning from all the gayness.

By: Boy Howdy

Boy Howdy — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:15:00 +0000

“the Oprah Winfrey Show, What Not to Wear, Maternity Ward, Veronica Mars, A Baby/Wedding/Makeover/Nutcruching Story, and on occasion, a few seconds of Little People, Big World”

One of these things is not like the others.

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:14:47 +0000

My life is forever altered with this.

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:07:56 +0000

Orson needs not be ashamed for Veronica Mars. The rest is excusable under the “time spent watching her stuff on TiVo = quality time” clause.

TCOAN makes me sad for remembering TLC when aired things like Junkyard Wars and Full Metal Challenge.