CHANGE COMES TO TENNESSEE

Does this make “Faturday” the holiest day?

Always had Phil pegged as a standard glazed man, not the fruit-topped danish type.

A Glazed Phil.

forgive the visual. my bad.

Watching his presser, did anybody else flash to the Reno 911 episode where Seth Green is the Burger Cousin manager as Kiffin’s speech therapy prep?

I make a proposal to change the contest to the Saban Cup. “Fulmer” Cup is now an antiquated reference, and obviously Saban had the last earth-shattering offseason of criminal activity. Plus, he would probably have the most juvenile, surly, and comical reaction if he got wind of it.

@2
Clearly a jelly filled powdered Dunkin Donut.
If it was a fruit topped danish, he’d be holding it upside down.

Either way, the jelly donut is probably the healthiest one that DD’s has to offer, so your underlying message was on-point.

I thought it was a sausage dog.

#4: I dunno, it just doesn’t sound the same. Besides, isn’t the Lombardi Trophy an antiquated reference too? A vote for the Fulmer Cup is a vote for tradition!

Yes, I totally just compared the Super Bowl to offseason criminal antics by college kids.

Thats real smart. Hiring a young coach…. Alabama tried to hire a young coach with a hot wife once…..we saw how well THAT went….And for Kiffin to call out Urban Meyer, and predict a win? Wow, the balls on that guy….and he thinks he is gonna outwork Nick Saban? Riiiight…..Cue the Deer in the Headlights look after Florida goes out of its way to hang 70 on em next year……

Well if we’re using antiquated references rather than current coaches, why not call it the Switzer Cup then? The Jimmy Johnson Cup? Fulmer’s tenure was childsplay when compared to the good ol’ days!

Pelican Pants, I think Kiffin’s resume is a little stronger than Shula’s was. Especially in the area that’s most important at UT: national recruiting.

Good hire, UT…. GOOD HIRE!!! Here’s to another string of Gator victories over the Vols!!

Vols, Yes I think Mr. Kiffin might know something about ‘cruitin. Just ask SOS about that one. The fact that SOS poked him, and Kiffin went out of his way, at his initial presser, to respond to it, tells me that the OBC can still gig you at will…that and he’s already started headfuckin’ Junior over there.

Ok, I’m going to repeat this since I made the comment on the liveblog thread at 3am…

Why didn’t someone watching the presser and liveblogging bother telling us that Tennesuck hired DANIEL FUCKIN TOSH as their new head coach?

Der Schatten-
I was comparing Kiffin to Shula. Stay focused, brotha.

Kiffin doesn’t stand a chance next year at UT. After Fulmer won the last game, and was carried off the field by his team, the injury report of hernias, crushed vertebrae and stress fractures says they won’t be able to put 11 healthy bodies on the field next year.

@4 I second changing the award to the Saban Cup.

With F$U in decline, more and more potential Criminoles will invariably make their way to Bama, so it’s a natural fit.

the vols ain’t shit with Lame at the helm, he don’t know how to recruit down here
PYAH

I never thought I’d even get another shot at the hate I had with Phil…

I’m gonna love hating you, Lane Kiffin. You taught me to live again.

anybody with a memory would suggest we rename the off-season contest the “Sherrill Cup”

With a “Bulls’ Balls” trophy to the individual leader

Awesome GIF is awesome.