OPEN THREAD, SECOND SHIFT: FLORIDA STATE IS EVIL, SOGGY
by Orson on Nov 29, 2008 3:39 PM EST
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PrintIf you don't flip out and run through the nearest wall after that amazing inspirational speech, join us for the second thread to watch Florida at Florida State. One school stands for all that crushes your soul in the night. The other is Florida State, and sucks. Join the dark side, young Jedi, and extend your arms in pincer motion in front of you and open and close them in a rhythmic fashion.
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With the help of the rain maybe Florida St. can keep up the ACC>SEC trend so far today.
But probably not.
by Janus09 on Nov 29, 2008 3:46 PM EST reply actions
I’m just waiting till ABC cuts to a very confused Coach Shitshispants. A look of wonder that asks, “Did I take my pills this morning?” or “Why are my pants wet?”
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 3:50 PM EST reply actions
Gotta love both the GSU and SU bands and their Halftime tribute to Inauguration Day.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 4:05 PM EST reply actions
My God this announcing is just embarrassing. Why does ESPN even try?
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 4:11 PM EST reply actions
“Faster than a rabbit in love”
Nessler’s making the most of his brief stint calling SEC teams.
Giggity.
by Adam West's chauffeur on Nov 29, 2008 4:16 PM EST reply actions
Jeez, it’s the Nessler-Maguire-Griese Comedy Hour none of us wanted.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 4:16 PM EST reply actions
How much does Maguire get paid? He barely says anything at all. Nessler, he’s just a dumb asshole.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 4:21 PM EST reply actions
Just took a peek at Iron Bowl. Traditional Football is soul-crushing in its boredom.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 4:23 PM EST reply actions
What do the nay-sayers have to say about my BEES now? Gotta love that high school offense! Let’s bring on win #10 against a hapless LSU team in the Peach Bowl.
by Geori on Nov 29, 2008 4:30 PM EST reply actions
Aaron Hernandez is your Gator RB of the Week!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 4:45 PM EST reply actions
According to Dr. Nessler, Percy won’t be able to play next week. FUCK YOU!
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 4:49 PM EST reply actions
I hate to root for FSU but it is time for Urban to repay USC for the upset loss to UCLA that gave Florida the chance to play for the national title. Florida losing to FSU and then crushing Alabama is USC’s last best hope to make the title game.
by oc phil on Nov 29, 2008 4:51 PM EST reply actions
Geori – LSU may not be in the Peach. More likely, they’ll be in the Independence. (I personally wish they were going to be in Tampa the Outback.)
If they are in the Peach against GT, they’ll be in serious trouble.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 4:51 PM EST reply actions
Harvin and Crabtree injured at the same time… Crab’s already taken off.
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 4:52 PM EST reply actions
I bet those LSU fans would love to visit beautiful Shreveport LA.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 4:57 PM EST reply actions
Is it just me or did that ACC sportsmanship commercial have some serious racial profiling?
by The Furburglar on Nov 29, 2008 5:00 PM EST reply actions
Why does Bama not have a kicker worth shitting on?
by SabanNation on Nov 29, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions
Somebody didn’t tell Tebow that he couldn’t throw in the rain like that. MY. GOD.
That was an awesome drive.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 5:05 PM EST reply actions
EAT ONE, AUBURN. They better not score. I know nobody else gives a shit about this game, but this is bigger than Christmas to an Alabama native.
by SabanNation on Nov 29, 2008 5:08 PM EST reply actions
Dear Santa, please let freezing Auburn’s kicker work. Thank you. And I like puppies. Love, me.
by SabanNation on Nov 29, 2008 5:10 PM EST reply actions
Dear Santa, Thanks. Also, no pressure on that ‘puppy’ thing.
by SabanNation on Nov 29, 2008 5:11 PM EST reply actions
That fake field goal really sums up FSU football for the last five years, doesn’t it? It wouldn’t have worked anyway, but FSU saved themselves the trouble of finding out and tripped over their own feet.
by JD on Nov 29, 2008 5:17 PM EST reply actions
Props to CBS regarding the whole minority coaches thing. Tim and Spencer have hammered on it, and it is effed up that Charlie Strong can’t get a sniff at a head coaching job.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 5:25 PM EST reply actions
Texas Tech down 14-21….to BAYLOR?
in other news …
Mike Leach contacted by Washington officials re: a coaching position that pays lots of money
by lets talk about the Pac-10 on Nov 29, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions
Baylor leads at the half. Texas must have gone to Jared.
by playitforward on Nov 29, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions
My Kingdom of Cheese for Briles to Wisconsin…
He will be at a top school within three years, though.
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 5:35 PM EST reply actions
Dear Christian Ponder,
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Brandon Spikes.
ps. Jesus when did Florida State become this shitty? 2004?
by Orson Swindle on Nov 29, 2008 5:35 PM EST reply actions
Not only will Florida demolish Alabama, I think Utah does the same in the Sugar Bowl. How they are undefeated is beyond me. The SEC is really having a down year except for the Gators
by lets talk about the Pac-10 on Nov 29, 2008 5:36 PM EST reply actions
Florida has turned into some sort of football Voltron and I don’t see how anyone shy of a pro team will be able to beat them from here on out.
Unrelated(?) note: Baylor 28 Texas Tech 14
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 5:43 PM EST reply actions
In other news, Georgia is finally civilized. Yuengling has finally reached the Publix beer aisle. God Bless You.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 5:43 PM EST reply actions
How is it that the Olive Garden commercials catch such shit (well deserved by the way), yet those awful Sonic ads get a pass?
by skinnyphatman on Nov 29, 2008 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Quark Backs to the rescue….
And as a side note: I want to find out which mid-30s hipster douchebag made that taco bell commercial and set hit house on fire.
by Jack on Nov 29, 2008 5:46 PM EST reply actions
#36:
At least there’s some disagreement on whether the Sonic commercials are awful. We all know the Olive Garden commercials suck.
P.S. Rainey must have heard about how easy the white girls at FSU are. He was really flying up the middle.
by JD on Nov 29, 2008 5:47 PM EST reply actions
The Pirate hijacking of the Big 12 is over. Too ambitious of a target; should have been happy continually looting the North for Bowl Booty.
Hey, was there just a TD to Little Nikita? The Soviets are stealing our touchdowns!
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 5:51 PM EST reply actions
Bizarro Maryland is in danger. Something about “lack of football training.”
Flame on!
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 5:57 PM EST reply actions
Drew Weatherford- the “hey we’re going to lose anyway” QB gets his shot.
by Socraticsilence on Nov 29, 2008 5:58 PM EST reply actions
My God, Texas Tech is getting their bell rung.
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 6:05 PM EST reply actions
Tebow stuffed on a 4th and 1 that he makes most of the time. Florida fans are probably mad at the “predictable” play call. Armchair quarterbacking is the hobby of choice for fans everywhere.
by www.southbendblarney.com on Nov 29, 2008 6:15 PM EST reply actions
Or maybe it is just Fighting Irish fans that like to do that.
by www.southbendblarney.com on Nov 29, 2008 6:16 PM EST reply actions
Baylor’s DC should walk the plank for only rushing 3 on Harrell. Was he watching porn instead of last week’s game?
Two TT turnovers negated by Baylor penalties.
Last one with the ball wins.
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 6:17 PM EST reply actions
The Tebow 3rd and 4th down carries, I think, are a function of the weather. They haven’t run an option play all day, have they?
At this point the goal just has to be to get out of this game without any other injuries.
by baconboy on Nov 29, 2008 6:20 PM EST reply actions
Has anyone else noticed that the head ref has incredibly awkward hand gestures? He just kinda flings his arms about like he’s a puppet with a shitty puppetmaster.
by Jack on Nov 29, 2008 6:26 PM EST reply actions
I guess there’s a reason they haven’t run the option.
by baconboy on Nov 29, 2008 6:27 PM EST reply actions
After much Pondering, Weatherford calls for a flood route headed right for Taiwan. Easterling.
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 6:31 PM EST reply actions
And thus, Baylor remembers they are Baylor and somehow Tech is gonna end up winning this by 21
by NDEddiemac on Nov 29, 2008 6:34 PM EST reply actions
And that oughta be the dagger for the Bears. Big XII Clusterfuck continue onward
by NDEddieMac on Nov 29, 2008 6:40 PM EST reply actions
Not that I’m complaining, but I’m convinced Bowden will continue driving his team into the ground until JoePa retires or dies
by Jack on Nov 29, 2008 6:42 PM EST reply actions
Dammit, did I miss the AFLAC answer again? What was it? The Bear? Pat Dye? Shug Jordan? Gene Stallings?
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 6:48 PM EST reply actions
Jack- In the case of JoePa, “retires” is the correct euphemism for dies.
Bizzaro Maryland needs to throw for a touchdown to tie-up BC. In typical bizarro fashion, they threw the TD to a BC player.
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 6:50 PM EST reply actions
#56
It WAS Tommy Tuberville but after tonight it will be Bear again.
by Tyler on Nov 29, 2008 6:53 PM EST reply actions
muahahahahaa. The Process has succeeded. Come, Urban. Join us in Atlanta.
by Der Schatten on Nov 29, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions
I believe Chas was looking for this:
#52
Accidentally what?
by pfingers on Nov 29, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions
Gosh, is anyone else tingling over the prospect of VT and BC in the ACC championship game? It’s gonna be slogtastic! First team to 21 points or 10,000 fans in Tampa wins.
by Lazy Media on Nov 29, 2008 7:42 PM EST reply actions
The debut of the “Wild Berry” offensive set for Tennessee.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 7:48 PM EST reply actions
Things I do not understand:
Farsi, claims that Nicole Kidman is hot, 2008 Maryland.
Things I fully understand:
The danger of the quark back, all that giggling at Dabo Swinney, Notre Dame (it ain’t the offense, gang—I just made a sandwich and gained 150 yards).
by Counter Trap on Nov 29, 2008 8:03 PM EST reply actions
C’mon… Who isn’t rooting for an Oregon blowout of the Beavers, so that USC is “forced” to go to the Rose Bowl against their wishes – while coming off a loss to Nolte Dame.
by BadgerMan on Nov 29, 2008 8:14 PM EST reply actions
And thus the 63 point USC onslaught begins….
by Ninja Football on Nov 29, 2008 8:23 PM EST reply actions
Love the Vols’ adjustment on the TD – the sweep is open all day.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 8:57 PM EST reply actions
Roses are red!
Beavers are blue!
No rose bowl for OSU!
by crizzle on Nov 29, 2008 9:02 PM EST reply actions
Little did we know:
Decided Schematic Advantage = negative first half yardage.
by Ninja Football on Nov 29, 2008 9:10 PM EST reply actions
Have I mentioned today that Tennessee AD Mike Hamilton fucks goats? No? Because Tennessee AD Mike Hamilton fucks goats, for money.
by Holly on Nov 29, 2008 9:30 PM EST reply actions
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Who cares how we’re undefeated? The fact is, we are and you aren’t, so get over it. If we beat Florida next week, it will probably just be a fluke, right?
by AL on Nov 29, 2008 9:35 PM EST reply actions
Holly – And the goats aren’t happy that they aren’t getting their cut of the profits.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 9:47 PM EST reply actions
My grandmother is quite certain Bob Stoops has had a face lift.
by Brian on Nov 29, 2008 9:49 PM EST reply actions
Did I hear the Orgeron? in Tenn? with the new Head Coach?
Hey, if ya think Florida will breeze thru the SEC Champ game, put ya money where your mouth is.
Bet 10,000.00 on Florida and the points and STFU.
Urban=Innovative Speed Offense 24/7
Saban= Brutal physical defense 24/7
Should be decided on turnovers, just as the Ole Miss game was, except we are better at skil positions and more physical than Ole Miss…If Bama wins, its by 7 pts or less, and if Florida wins, its by 14 pts or less.
I saw how Florida did against a physical running team like Michigan, and it opened up simple post routes all day long. If Michigan doesnt keep fumbling inside the 10, they would have hung 50 on Tebow and friends…
Im interested to see if Harvin being hurt affects the Vegas line any…..And the good news is, not only can we run left, we can run up the middle and to the right also…..plus we play better in the state of Georgia for some reason…….
It was nice to exorcise some old demons this year….Saban calls off the dogs when we should have been like Urban and Stoops and going for 70.
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Nov 29, 2008 10:05 PM EST reply actions
And that boys and girls, is why you don’t go for two before the fourth quarter.
by John on Nov 29, 2008 10:18 PM EST reply actions
I forgot to add on Wednesday that I am thankful for MrPelicanPants. If EDSBS had a poet laureate, he would be it. + many, sir, as usual.
by Holly on Nov 29, 2008 10:21 PM EST reply actions
Mr. P-Pants,
If you get to bring up games from last season, do we? Like how we just manhandled the FSU team that handled you in Jacksonville, or how you lost to LaMo?
How about we stick to this season?
I seem to recall a few games this season where Florida played defense a bit more than you may wish to give credit. I am more than aware that Georgia didn’t put up 30, much less in one half against them.
And yes the inevitable counterargument is that Bama hasn’t lost. Give it time. Percy Harvin or not, you’ve got a 20 point ass kickin’ on the way.
Put your money on Florida to cover. That way, when they have the SEC title, you’ll at least have beer money.
by LitiG8r on Nov 29, 2008 10:30 PM EST reply actions
I swear I remember Tommy Tuberville being more smug than this.
by MSR on Nov 29, 2008 10:47 PM EST reply actions
Dammit, I hate this kind of game. Can’t at least one collection of toothless Oklahoma rock farmers play some damned defense?
by Harris on Nov 29, 2008 11:04 PM EST reply actions
Harris – It might be possible, but 95% of the players are from Texas.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 29, 2008 11:08 PM EST reply actions
Correction: Can’t at one collection of toothless Texas cousin-humpers play some damned defense?
by Harris on Nov 29, 2008 11:12 PM EST reply actions
Litig8r – In that case we shouldn’t even show up to face St. Tebow and His mighty army of quarkback inquisitors.
You took it in the ass from the Right Reverend. Ole Giggity Miss? At fucking home? Ha-fucking-ha. Save your smack for after Saturday night, if at all. Otherwise you’re just another weak Gator bitch.
by The Tusk on Nov 29, 2008 11:16 PM EST reply actions
Jeff Demps would return a kickoff against OU with a brisk powerwalk
by poguemahone on Nov 29, 2008 11:18 PM EST reply actions
Tusk @89:
C’mon, isn’t half the fun of talking smack doing it while the outcome is still at issue? Wouldn’t it kind of defeat the purpose to wait until after the game is decided, seeing as one team has presumably lost by then and their fans won’t have much in the way of smack to talk by then?
I know you Bammers haven’t had much in the way to play for or any national game of consequence in the past 7-8 years, but y’all need to relax just a bit. Auburn’s beaten, disemboweled and burnt corpse isn’t even cold yet, for fuck’s sake.
by rjsplow on Nov 29, 2008 11:30 PM EST reply actions
So WVU and Pat White dropped half a hundred or so on OU, Colt Mcoy drops 45, OSU and there mini-Tebow drop nearly 50- how many would Florida score on OU if Harvin’s healthy and (as is rumored) CI returns for a title game?
Seriously does Florida drop 70 on this “defense”?
by Socraticsilence on Nov 29, 2008 11:38 PM EST reply actions
I would give Florida about 30 against Oklahoma. Playing one of these Big 12 teams is not the same as frauds like Georgia or LSU.
by Josh on Nov 29, 2008 11:48 PM EST reply actions
@ 94, you mean you’d give florida 30 points in the spread? cause the only frauds i see are in the big 12. what a complete fucking joke those teams are. BAMA is going to beat florida, and then completely fucking obliterate the big 12 team they play in Miami, it’s a shame florida probably wont get a crack at another big 12 team, because that would also be a bloodbath.
by tempebamafan on Nov 30, 2008 3:48 AM EST reply actions
I guess Saint Nick is about half way through his coaching stay at Bama. Just enuf time to stir up the natives. Florida by 28
by Dr. Ed phdxyz on Nov 30, 2008 9:09 AM EST reply actions
@tempebamafan 96
If Bama beats Florida, it will be the first team better than semi-decent that they’ve managed to take. Looking forward to the game.
by Josh on Nov 30, 2008 1:30 PM EST reply actions
@ west coast douchebag. Florida may outrun Alabama saturday. It may be bad. Or, Alabama may win. Whatever the outcome of that game is, Utah is slower, smaller, and weaker than Alabama. Nick Saban is a better coach than whoever the hell coaches Utah. This is not a recipe for victory.
by the big east sucks on Nov 30, 2008 2:43 PM EST reply actions
I’m as big of an SEC homer as they come, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see Utah pull off an upset against the SECCG loser. Utah will be crazy motivated to prove that, unlike Hawaii last year, they’re worthy of such a high ranking and the SECCG loser will be suffering from a huge case of letdown.
Also, who have Bama and Florida beaten?
by PW on Nov 30, 2008 4:55 PM EST reply actions
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