OPEN THREAD: FIRST SHIFT
by Orson on Nov 29, 2008 11:17 AM EST
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Sexy, can you? Georgia Tech and UGA on a muddy track gets us started on this most glorious of Saturdays. We apologize for the topless nudity, but in an attempt to be unbiased in the battle of Clean Old Fashioned Hate, we thought we'd give Georgia the lead image for the afternoon, you know, just to be fair. You're also not going to get sexually aroused for a week, either, meaning you can thank us for all the productive things you'll accomplish after seeing this image.
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I call shenanigans. Behind that cup of lard and bourbon is hiding an ’H."
Besides, Clay Travis told me that all the students at UGA have fake breasts. Those look… uhhhh… natural to me.
by Charles on Nov 29, 2008 11:27 AM EST reply actions
Kirk Herbstreit and Lee Corso are utterly failing at talking about Notre Dame.
Also, this will be the first GaTech UGA game I’ll get to see in three years, and mercifully it’s one that we might actually win.
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 11:33 AM EST reply actions
i love the clean old fashioned hate. of course living in atlanta i’ve grown to appreciate this matchup, and being a Florida fan, go GT. My hatred for UGA is nowhere near clean.
by displaced gator on Nov 29, 2008 11:57 AM EST reply actions
BEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
Also Fowler, you’re the best, but go get fucked in the ear for picking against Cal Poly. (Going to the I-AA playoffs tonight!)
Odds Corso actually clips someone with a gun today?
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 11:58 AM EST reply actions
So they give Corso a horse head instead of letting him near guns. Works for me.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 12:01 PM EST reply actions
No live firearms for Corso. The day is starting well.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 12:01 PM EST reply actions
I’m getting to watch a friend of mine who went to Texas cheer for Oklahoma to win today. It’s the little things in life that really make it worth living.
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 12:07 PM EST reply actions
My eyes….
If ND wins tonight, can everyone agree to lay off Weis for 24 hours?
No?
Oh well, had to try.
by Wooderson on Nov 29, 2008 12:09 PM EST reply actions
How did they fit Trev Alberts into the booth in Athens? Must have vaulted ceilings.
by friend of a friend on Nov 29, 2008 12:12 PM EST reply actions
Only tangentially football. But, can we please have an end to the quasi-hipster, douchy BibTie™?
by Der Schatten on Nov 29, 2008 12:23 PM EST reply actions
Hearing this morning that Croom has been Croomed.
by Houston's Nutts on Nov 29, 2008 12:27 PM EST reply actions
Beeeeeees, be damned. That’s a bad looking defense.
by Der Schatten on Nov 29, 2008 12:28 PM EST reply actions
This is going to be a long day… let’s go Virginia?
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 12:28 PM EST reply actions
So much football. Rivalry week. Nerves at all-time high. AHHH!!!!
by The Bull Gator on Nov 29, 2008 12:31 PM EST reply actions
Tripp Chandler with the TD grab??
Up is down, left is right, and Tripp Chandler caught a ball.
Dogs and Cats living together….MASS HYSTERIA!
UGA 7, Mustard Brigade 0
by Massa-who? Massaquoi! on Nov 29, 2008 12:34 PM EST reply actions
Coach Sylvester Croom has relinquished his duties as head football coach of Mississippi State University.
by EmoDawg on Nov 29, 2008 12:39 PM EST reply actions
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES pick Stafford for six.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 12:42 PM EST reply actions
Oh hell. Looks like we’re in for another cripple race in the UGA-GT game.
First one to 19 wins!
by Massa-who? Massaquoi! on Nov 29, 2008 12:43 PM EST reply actions
or I guess I shouldn’t have assumed that the extra point would be automatic, 7-6 UGA after a terribly botched snap
by kizzak on Nov 29, 2008 12:43 PM EST reply actions
it’s like our defense has a switch and some jackass keeps accidentally turning off. fuck i miss jon tenuta :(
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 12:52 PM EST reply actions
My favorite commercial right now is still the Nextel “If the Universe were run by Roadies” commercial. If only it ran that way…sheesh…
pirated from the other thread:
favorite gameday sign was the “BEER ME, LEE CORSO!” sign
by Cameron Siggs on Nov 29, 2008 12:53 PM EST reply actions
@ 25
ZOMG LOOK ITS TEH STAFFORD LOL CUM GREATEST QB EVAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
by Cameron Siggs on Nov 29, 2008 12:55 PM EST reply actions
@25 and 27 – you forgot to add in an ARP or two for good measure.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 12:58 PM EST reply actions
hey, the offense started working. this might turn into a real game
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 1:05 PM EST reply actions
@10—
Um, yeah, sure. That’s not a problem, at all—but not for the reason I think you’re looking for…
by CKGator on Nov 29, 2008 1:14 PM EST reply actions
Massa-who? Massaquoi!
It’s a Rush album of a score! 21-12!
by Massa-who? Massaquoi! on Nov 29, 2008 1:15 PM EST reply actions
The nerds are going to lose this one on the little things, which will cause The Hive to go into beta-male breakdown for the next month.
by SDF Fan on Nov 29, 2008 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Well, at least I can take consolation that there are better chances for Tech to be in a BCS bowl game than U[sic]GA.
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 1:20 PM EST reply actions
Not if Boston College has anything to say about it GTSteve…
Arp.
by Massa-who? Massaquoi! on Nov 29, 2008 1:23 PM EST reply actions
@31 et al.
Croom: Weeding out inferior SEC coaches since 2003. I hope he gets another shot. Helluva’ man, helluva’ guy. C’mon Nick, find a spot for an alum!
by Der Schatten on Nov 29, 2008 1:40 PM EST reply actions
Chase Daniel has thrown a pick and just intentionally grounded while in the end zone. The Border War doesn’t have the zip it did last year.
And I just saw Lee Corso in a Hooters ad, complete with him putting on an owl head. My mind, asplode.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 1:44 PM EST reply actions
I feel bad for Captain Croom. requiestet in pacem, Sly.
by Cameron Siggs on Nov 29, 2008 2:03 PM EST reply actions
GTSteve was right, the Hive is going NUTS right now. From a purely objective standpoint, GT is not in that bad shape right now, since they get the ball first in the second half.
But UGA’s “patchwork” O-Line is manhandling their “vaunted” front four. So we’ll see,
objectivity ends
Arp.
by Massa-who? Massaquoi! on Nov 29, 2008 2:06 PM EST reply actions
BEEEEES. Jonathan Dwyer for 60 yards down the sideline and like EPMD, he’s housin’.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 2:10 PM EST reply actions
BEEEES again. Roddy White in the end zone.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 2:30 PM EST reply actions
excuse me, Roddy Jones…..confused my Roddys based in the ATL.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 2:31 PM EST reply actions
ARP ARP ARP I have not mentally prepared myself for this turn of events and am dumbstruck ARP ARP ARP
ARP ARP ARP It’s humorous to juxtapose an ignorant sounding chant with intelligent self analysis ARP ARP ARP
by Chili on Nov 29, 2008 2:32 PM EST reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAA
this is the first time in three years i’ve gotten to watch this game and i think my housemates think i’m insane now
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 2:36 PM EST reply actions
I’m watching GT/UGA with a family of UGA people. The game is on delay at 28-20, but I know what’s coming. I’m having trouble holding back. Giggity?
by softbatch on Nov 29, 2008 2:38 PM EST reply actions
ARP ARP ARP WHY IS JESUS LETTING US LOSE? ARP ARP ARP
by Chili on Nov 29, 2008 2:39 PM EST reply actions
Southern takes a 7-0 lead on Grambling on what should have been an interception, but stands as a TD because the man won’t let black folks have instant replay. Also, Southern has a white kicker, proving that HBCU football isn’t that different from any other football.
by Harris on Nov 29, 2008 2:42 PM EST reply actions
This is the greatest Thanksgiving present ever given. Watching Mark Richt sit his whole team down and have to try to get them back on track, oh that’s so worthwhile. I don’t care that I’m going to be hoarse tomorrow, and I don’t care that I have to drink alone because all my friends are traveling, and I don’t care that Georgia Tech stole four years of my happiness and replaced it with work and anxiety disorders. This is a great day. A righteous day. To Hell With Georgia, Amen!
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 2:43 PM EST reply actions
Harris — with the exception of better bands. Everyone make sure to watch the Bayou Classic halftime show.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 2:47 PM EST reply actions
The option offense will never be effective in a BCS conference. Also, nobody will ever win a national championship running the spread offense, and Tim Tebow is a gimmick that can’t pass the ball. And we never landed on the moon.
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 2:48 PM EST reply actions
Southern WR Jamar Stewart has six catches for 117 yards and a TD in the first quarter. Shee-yit. That boy good.
by Harris on Nov 29, 2008 2:49 PM EST reply actions
STN – it’s the only time during that game where you must be in the seat you’re ticketed for.
When the game resumes, you can sit anywhere you like.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 2:49 PM EST reply actions
Clemson: Home of AY-SEE-SEE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED
by Magic Hobo on Nov 29, 2008 2:50 PM EST reply actions
Sorry, Juamorris Stewart. Still, he’s on pace for 24 catches for 468 yards and 4 TDs.
by Harris on Nov 29, 2008 2:53 PM EST reply actions
Gotta love the Referee of the UVA-VA Tech game: “The line to gain has been MADE!”
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 2:53 PM EST reply actions
Studley, that’s as it should be, really.
HBCUs: where the halftime entertainment is just as serious as the football, often more so. We need an HBCU renaissance in football for that reason alone.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2008 2:54 PM EST reply actions
Deja Vu Bowls:
Florida loses to FSU but beats Alabama: Florida v. tOSU
OU and Texas Tech win today, Tech loses to Missouri: Texas v. USC for MNC (although neither won their conference)
Oregon State wins: Oregon State vs. PSU
. . . improbable, but stranger things have happened
by allaha on Nov 29, 2008 2:54 PM EST reply actions
I’m watching this game and I’m really wanting to find Chan Gailey and murder his family. I think this is a measured response.
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 2:59 PM EST reply actions
STN – That’s why I loved going to the Bayou Classic. My dad was on SU’s Board, so as a teenager, I got 10 tickets on the 50, Plaza Level in the ’Dome for three years.
Thanks Dad. (Pointing towards Heaven, ‘cause that’s where Dad is.)
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 3:00 PM EST reply actions
Stafford up the middle still doesn’t work. Barlorath, the 5-headed Visigoth spirit strikes again
by bobafet7 on Nov 29, 2008 3:01 PM EST reply actions
So if Clempson wins, that should help Bamas SOS….Clempson? Really? Alabama and Florida really are destroyer of programs….should be an epic game….now that its raining, Auburn may make it a good game. If doubt creeps into the Bama seniors, it could be the Tulane game version 2.0..
ACC vs SEC today looks to go 2-0…wowzer…
And per Holly….Why?
’Cause, Fuck Auburn. Thats Why
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Nov 29, 2008 3:11 PM EST reply actions
@70
Your clever and intentional misspelling of my team’s name has me with egg on my face! Drats! You rascal, you!
by Chili on Nov 29, 2008 3:14 PM EST reply actions
Georgia’s counterpunching. Someone’s burning something down when/if CBS switches feeds.
by Orson Swindle on Nov 29, 2008 3:18 PM EST reply actions
Iron Bowl’s not set to start until the top of the hour. But the way this game’s going, they may switch the feed.
by Studley on Nov 29, 2008 3:21 PM EST reply actions
I’m having PTSD flashbacks to the Chan Gailey Years if I stop posting for the rest of the day call a psych ward and pray for me.
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 3:21 PM EST reply actions
Did CBS really think they could get this game in within 2 1/2 hours?
by Graysnail on Nov 29, 2008 3:22 PM EST reply actions
From the “wtf, y’all?” files: Kansas is still up on Mizzou. And we’re in the 4th quarter there.
by Graysnail on Nov 29, 2008 3:24 PM EST reply actions
Sooo glad I switched straight from coffee to beer. Stare that 10AM kick straight in the face and say FUCK YOU! I will not be deterred. Thought I was drinking for sorrows, 8 in a row and all, but much more fun now.
Oh, and a big fuck you to Virginia. Tanks for notin.
by skinnyphatman on Nov 29, 2008 3:25 PM EST reply actions
Oh, and please, someone keep telling the dawg defenders that if they hit the ball carrier with two shoulders he is down, and hence no additional effort is required.
by skinnyphatman on Nov 29, 2008 3:27 PM EST reply actions
Dr. Lou is talking about actuaries, death, and football, altogether a normal day I guess.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 29, 2008 3:32 PM EST reply actions
Aaaaand…finally those of us stuck in ACC country get to see UGA/GT.
/Very glad I took the over.
by GamecockTony on Nov 29, 2008 3:34 PM EST reply actions
cbs freakin’ sucks- damn uga/ gt game delaying the iron bowl. t-minus 4:56 and counting… damn cbs.
by in the wrong zone on Nov 29, 2008 3:36 PM EST reply actions
I love how the announcers are talking about Stafford going pro right after he wings a pass seven yards away from anyone. Such a cannon!
by Graysnail on Nov 29, 2008 3:37 PM EST reply actions
This game has boiled down to “how good will Matt Stafford play” and thus far the whole difference has been a touchdown he didn’t mean to throw. God damn if we can string together a drive that’s all I want please great Football Gods you’ve already taken away the ACC title game just please give us this.
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 3:40 PM EST reply actions
So, got to thinking today about SEC dominance today, and it occurred to me that they actually haven’t done all that well against the ACC. So I did the math, and as of the Clemson-USC game, it’s tied up 4-4 SEC vs. ACC for the season. Remaining games are
FLA FSU
Wake Vandy
Georgia (tech)
So, by the end of the day, we will be able to pick a winner. I’m not making any claims for ACC dominance, just that perhaps the SEC is
OVERRATED clap clap clapclapclap
by CalBearinSC on Nov 29, 2008 3:40 PM EST reply actions
@Graysnail – compared to Chris Smelley, Stafford looks like John Fucking Elway.
by GamecockTony on Nov 29, 2008 3:41 PM EST reply actions
JOSH NESBITT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD YOU KEEP THAT CLOCK RUNNING KEEP IT RUNNING
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 3:43 PM EST reply actions
Heart thumping. Hands shaking. Can barely type. Come on Jackets.
by softbatch on Nov 29, 2008 3:43 PM EST reply actions
Advantage – ACC
Georgia is hosed after that 1st down.
by Janus09 on Nov 29, 2008 3:43 PM EST reply actions
still needs a first down to close out the game without giving stafford a chance to win it which, given the secondary play for tech, i would not trust a hail mary to fail.
by GTSteve on Nov 29, 2008 3:46 PM EST reply actions
Brad Nessler: “Faster than a rabbit in love”
Giggity.
by Adam West's chauffeur on Nov 29, 2008 4:13 PM EST reply actions
It’s a good thing UGA “kept” Dwyer out of the game…Maybe next year they can check into keeping Roddy Jones out.
The nerds shall inherit the earth.
by jacketexan on Nov 29, 2008 5:52 PM EST reply actions
Well, I will sincerely miss Mohammed Massaquoi. He has been a favorite player of mine for a long time, but at least he has made himself some serious money this season. If the Falcons were smart, they would grab him in an instant.
I have nothing more to say about that travesty of a game, other than I sincerely wish never to see the Georgia “special needs” team ever again.
by meg on Nov 29, 2008 6:03 PM EST reply actions
My word. He and his friend stole Ronald McDonald’s hair pieces.
by Sitting Pugs on Nov 29, 2008 6:15 PM EST reply actions
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
by JacketAndCoke on Nov 29, 2008 7:29 PM EST reply actions
If Brent Musburger uses the word “bedlam” one more time, he will officially be the most hyperbolic announcer in the entire known history of the universe as we know it.
by Quack on Nov 29, 2008 11:15 PM EST reply actions
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