THANKSGIVING WEEKEND SCHEDULE
You may have noticed an omission in the list of things we were thankful for in the Naked Sushi picks for the week. That blank: you, left out intentionally so we can devote this post to thank you, the cantankerous but lovable reader, for wasting your school/work time supporting this website and its assorted endeavors. Hugs all around, especially to those we’ve wronged, like one former Florida quarterback we swore would never win an important game at Florida. We were wrong, and thank you for proving us so.
We were wrong, Chris. Hugs.
We’re off to remember friends and family’s names until Saturday. We suggest you do the same. Happy Thanksgiving, and thanks to Florida for giving us the best present we’ll get all year long, which you may see after the jump.
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Vol says:
yeah yeah thanksgiving whatever. I have not posted in a while because I’m still staring blankly into space, and thinking “Lane Kiffin??” And yes Swindle, I’d make a lot more money if it wasn’t for you. But thank you right back, you entertaining bastard.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Wait, that’s it until Monday?
Cold… so cold…. so very cold…
November 26th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
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Vol says:
Oh yeah, and you too Holly.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Please beat Papa Bowden so bad he retires before he forgets he got beat.Oh yeh one more thing, I am thankful we spent only 4 million dollars and not 5 million that Notre Dame will come calling with… ROOOOLLLLLL TAAAAAAAHHHDDDDDDUHHHH!!
And we are thankful for Swindle, Stranko, Holly, and Uncle Verne, in no particular order.
I am waiting for EDSBS: The Musical!
November 26th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
You suggest I do the same?
Clearly, you’ve never met my family.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Forgot my manners in the midst of the EDSBS DTs – thanks to the three of you for putting forward great work all the time.
November 26th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
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NativeSon says:
I am thankful for for being self-employed, because, were I not self-employed, my boss would certainly be unhappy with the inordinate amount of time I spend here from 9-5.
Thank you Orson, Holly, and all the commentariat. Have a great holiday everyone!
November 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
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John says:
I guess this will be the unofficial live thread for the Friday games. But the Friday games aren’t that good this year anyway, so I might go out instead.
November 26th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
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Don Gilbert de las Montanas says:
Hey #8, what do you mean the Friday games aren’t that good this year? The day starts off with the Backyard Brawl! West by god Virginia looking for some payback on Shitt, er Pitt.
That’ll be pure, unadulterated, Grade A hate seething all around inside Hienz Field. It’s a hate so intense there is little in the rest of the college universe to match it (’cept maybe Tennessee/’Bama).
November 26th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
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DrBundy says:
@ #8- Whaddya mean the Friday games aren’t that good? There’s LSU/Arkansas! Oh wait…
Nevermind. Unless you like watching two teams compete to see who can suck more…
November 26th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
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Larry Langolier says:
I hope this article on the Iowa-Minnesota game hasn’t been posted yet:
http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/ODD_Restroom_Romp.html
November 26th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
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NRBQ says:
I’m thankful for the Orsonosity, also.
Happy Pilgrim Day, Pilgrim (your collegiate affiliations aside).
November 26th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
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Gen.Stoopnagle says:
Yes, Happy T-day to everyone! Except Tech fans. Ya’ll can go to hell. *wink*
Thanks to O and H for fun times. The State of Georgia thanks you. Especially in these hard economic times.
And, honestly, do you Big 10 people have sex anywhere other than football games? Jeez. It’s one thing to chunk empty airplane bottles of Beam at the refs, but sex? In a stadium restroom? That’s gross.
November 26th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
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3L over the line, sweet jesus says:
Thank you, Indians, whose people and culture we did our best to destroy.
Fightin’ Illini!!!
November 26th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Thanks to Orson, Holly, Stranko, LSUFreek, and anyone else making this site worth reading.
November 26th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
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TheK-GunNeedsReloaded says:
Thanks to Orson, Holly and everyone else. Without this place, I might have gotten something done over the summer at that internship. Also, I would have never seen a blogger work out til he puked. And that is the greatest gift of all.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
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Doc Holiday says:
We are going a bit slow on the Fullmer Cup update aren’t we boys. The lizards should be moving into the national title picture with two burglaries and threatening a witness.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
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Raider Red says:
Just your ordinary run of the mill public nookie story until one gets to the end and reads the following:
“She was released to her husband and the man was released to his girlfriend.”
Spicy!!!
November 26th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
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Don Gilbert de las Montanas says:
I’d like to extend my thanks to Orson, Holly, and everyone else who makes this site go. It is on my must-read list every day. Feast well, y’all.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
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Der Schatten says:
To one and all: Agreed.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
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zzgator says:
Further update on the corn-fed Big 10 bathroom sex…
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081126/NEWS/81126006
Good gosh almighty.
November 27th, 2008 at 12:09 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
MUCH THANKS to all the people that make EDSBS possible, and to all the people who visit and post here….I love this lil’ cyber-place. Happy Thanksgiving!!
November 27th, 2008 at 9:20 am
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Studley says:
Thank you to Orson, Holly, LSUFreek, Stranko, and Donnie for making this a site I love to come to for my College Football fix, and to laugh incessantly.
Thanks to my fellow posters, particularly Harris and DCTrojan, and all the gang from the Liveshow – Peter Bean, Barstoolio, Texy, etsuVol, Crabapple Buck, Mr. Pelican Pants, Kanu, and everyone else I failed to mention. You constantly challenge me to keep up with you, and I hope I have.
Finally, thanks to all the sponsors of the pre-show – Raycom (I’ll miss y’all), ESPN (please hire The Three Daves, I write to you about this every day), Delta, and others, thanks for all you do to allow me to come up with those wacky slogans.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Be safe.
November 27th, 2008 at 10:43 am
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softbatch says:
College Football is even better when accompanied by clever hilarity. Thanks to everyone on both sides of this blog who makes that happen.
November 27th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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Darkknight says:
I love how the Gator Chomp is only a PF / unsportsmanlike penalty when *other* teams do it.
Nice Alanis tag, BTW
November 27th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Thanks for giving me something to do in class, while I’m supposed to be research, and while I should be out getting shit faced. Thanks for saying the things we want to say, but don’t have the facilities to do so. Thanks for giving us hope during the rest of the year, when all we have is fucking baseball and basketball. Thanks for doing this Orson, Holly, LSUfreek, and all of the Committee to Maintain Commenting Standards.
November 27th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
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Chris says:
I’m pretty sure the Fulmer Cup is only during the off season.
November 27th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
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dawgaddict says:
#17, i don’t think Orson meant to thank you, tre douche. Fulmer Cup is only in the off-season.
#9, you are insane, if in your couch-burning lunacy you honestly think Wf’nVU-Pitt is a compelling matchup to anyone not from Wf’nVU.
-this year, not even Pitt fans are interested, thanks to PSU’s rousing/boring conquering of the smelly mcweakpants league, the BigTeleven.
It’s sad too, b/c with the ASS…er ACC and PAC10 so generally pitiful, it might”ve been ya’lls year to get a Natty nod.
i am thankful for clever Holly’s breasts (thx Tebow, i know they belong to you) and Stranko, but Orson can get stuffed for all i care.
and in response to the video…
ARP TEBLOW JORT FORESKIN CLASSLESS ARP (sobbing)
November 27th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
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The Humanitarian says:
I think Jesse Palmer is wearing a Black Fleece by Thom Browne Brooks Brothers #1 tie tonight. Classy choice! Maybe he took Orson’s shit-talking on his normal ties to heart.
November 27th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
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etsuVol says:
thanks for the thanks, Studley
wow, i’m famous in the internets!
November 27th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
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klowpar says:
Can we have Urban?
SB
November 27th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Well, it’s clear that the tide at The Mouse has turned – as predicted – and tonight was the first evidence:
“. . . it’s become almost fashionable to defend the BCS because it’s been attacked for so long and the playoff proponents are really just howling into the wind.” Chris Fowler during the Texas-Texas A&M game
Not necessarily a direct defense, but a subtle agenda change from Bristol. No real surprise there. Ya gotta feed the monkey, you know. Man.
November 27th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
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TC#27 says:
EAT SHIT PITT!!!EAT SHIT PITT!!!EAT SHIT PITT!!!
EAT SHIT PITT!!!EAT SHIT PITT!!!EAT SHIT PITT!!!
EAT SHIT PITT!!!EAT SHIT PITT!!!EAT SHIT PITT!!!
EAT SHIT PITT!!!EAT SHIT PITT!!!EAT SHIT PITT!!!
May be the greatest chant in all of sport to scream at a most hated rival.
I’ve been hating Pitt since February of ‘79 which is the time I entered this world. It’s an f’n birthright in West by God and I can’t wait for the next 11 1/2 hours to go by until…..the hate…..the hate boils over. If WVU wins the game by 100, it’s still not enough.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:31 am
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psuphiman80 says:
The Backyard Brawl sucks. It has been terrible terrible football.
November 28th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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socalbryan says:
Fulmer has been replaced by Kiffen…
UT, Don’t say we didn’t warn you! Now if we could just get rid of Sark.
Fight On!
November 28th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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lola says:
best rendition of the national anthem yet by some junior high kids in texas. 6-8th grade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmvUVPlvs3E
November 28th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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John says:
Turkey, cran, and mayo on white with a side of Nebraska-Colorado. This is one my favorite days of the year.
November 28th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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Harris says:
The Les Miles Bulbous Scrotum Award to Bobby Petrino, who called for a fade on 4th-and-1 from the LSU 22 with 29 seconds to play. Dick (hee-hee) gives the Hogs a one point lead.
November 28th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
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Josh says:
Les Miles just got Milesed.
November 28th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Studley says:
OMG WILBUR HACKETT KARMA FTW
November 28th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
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John says:
Once again, the Hogs got dat wood.
November 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
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kb says:
gators heading to atl, check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFOSJSGlQjU
November 28th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
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Dinknflicka says:
LSU – AU ‘94 vs.UCLA – ASU ‘08
Who ya got?
November 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
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InsaneCoachPosse says:
coming to this post late I regret not being expedient with my thanking Mr Swindle and Ms HRA… I think about this site and it’s comments (and the replies you goofy bastards) more often than I care to admit… almost infatuation level (this is close to the point where I start writing poetry about something…sheesh)
When my team is on top I revel in seeing how others are envious and amazed at their performance. Even when my team sends out depresso-rays with it’s performance and I lose all urge to read newspapers or ‘net news, I still come back here to catch the buzz about CFB. This site makes me giggle at Wannastache’s Stache, smile at Mangino’s Magnitude, flipout over Fulmer’s Follies, and laff at Leach’s Liveliness. I am thankful to it and it’s authors (and artists, LSUfreek) in a big way.
I close this diatribe with the immortal words ringing in my head at the beginning of each game I watch…
’nuff said….NOW IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 29th, 2008 at 7:43 am
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Cameron Siggs says:
Best sign seen so far on gameday ….
HEY CORSO, BEER ME ! [down pointing sign]
November 29th, 2008 at 10:49 am
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Cameron Siggs says:
lee corso just sang georgia on my mind. and messed up the lyrics. i can now die happily.
November 29th, 2008 at 10:59 am
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LitiG8r says:
Hey Orson, a little something to get you in the spirit. Courtesy of Gator Growl of Yesteryear…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFSHi9nbvkQ
November 29th, 2008 at 11:01 am
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Jester says:
id like to know where the above wvu fans are now? seriously, WANNY has beat your ass two times ina row.
how’s the stache taste? like your sisters?
November 29th, 2008 at 11:37 pm