CURIOUS INDEX, 11/26/08
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Interactive Tuesday: Always Insightful. Ball State defated Western Michigan 45-22 to go to 12-0 and remain sans defeat for the season. This game was brought to you by ESPN's Interactive Tuesday, a feature as insightful as it is intrusive.
(Yes, Freek's back. Cthulu be praised.) Urban Meyer thinks this punishment is...yeah, about right. Mark Thompson, a walk-on running back for West Virginia, may now walk off the team and into a local jail, as he and another man are charged with four counts of second-degree sexual assault. Sexual assault's not the kind of offense that gets you merely suspended, unlike stealing a laptop and writing your name on it before throwing it out of a window, which apparently does. We thought rail accidents only occurred in Southern Gothic novels. The Pouncey twins are dealing with family tragedy after their stepfather was caught between two rail cars at a feed store in Lakeland, Florida. He's in critical but stable condition. Mark new nightmare grievous injury/death on the list: anything involving a train. (Unless it's the Crash at Crush, and if that's how we have to go out, that's fine with us.) Quizz tissue FAIL. Jaquizz Rodgers may miss the Oregon game as his shoulder is sprained to the second degree, and coach Mike Riley--being the reasonable, non-coachy sort of coach--doesn't want to damage his prize midget any more than he must. Pussy. Animal Review FTW 4EVR. Our favorite website in the known universe brings you the humble turkey's profile. |
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Riley doesn’t want his iBack Nano beat up any worse than he is…. um…… this is the last game of the season and it decides whether you play in the Rose Bowl…. anything short of missing a foot is really a bad excuse to not play
by beckett929 on Nov 26, 2008 9:56 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I met the entire Pouncey family in Jacksonville…very very nice people…thoughts and prayers to them during this tough time.
by zzgator on Nov 26, 2008 10:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
+1 to Beckett for “iBack Nano.”
How did I not know Animal Review existed before this? My world just got blown.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 26, 2008 10:09 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
It’s one thing for Oregon State to beat USC – they eaaaaaaaaarned it – but put that midget* in the game! I’d like SC to have a shot at something other that knocking over JoePa’s Rascal on the sidelines on Jan 1st when Rey over-runs another assignment.
If Riley screws that up out of basic humanitarian concern, then we’ll have two humanitarians in the conference, and the Pac 10 might implode.**
- Not that I’m much taller, but that’s not the point
- Obviously if you’re Washington or Washington State, the implosion has already happened
by DC Trojan on Nov 26, 2008 10:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
DC-
Riley played for THE BEAR. This is an old esseeecee motivational ploy. No way the quarkback misses The Civil War.
The Rose Bowl will cry at the rematch of Beavers vs. Beaver Stadium. And you get to play a real team.
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 26, 2008 10:28 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
DC trojan at #4
so that’s what was wrong with UW and WSU? Not enough humanitarian effort by the head coaches?
Wulf: “Hey Ty, it says here in the paper its not cool to club the Salvation Army bell-ringers with a blackjack and steal their bucket-o-change”
WIllingham: “wow… who knew? what does it say about hosting the Coaches for the Adult Film Industry Golf Classic?”
Wulf: “Let’s see… it says you’ll probably go winless in the season and lose to your equally crappy and non-humanitarian in-state rival in double OT”
by CincySooner on Nov 26, 2008 10:34 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
A friend of mine (Univ. of Oregon alum) got a hold of Quizz’s cell phone number on Monday and sent him a text to the effect of “Oregon State is gonna get rolled this weekend.”
Quizz’s instant response: “Suck this dick bitch.”
I love this man.
by T on Nov 26, 2008 10:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jaquizz Rogers injury is further proof old testiment god was only happy when th Oregon State Beavers wollowed in the PAC-10 basement running the wishbone for over a decade. Why do you hate them OTG? Even if he does play, Rogers game is the ability to be elusive. Without his health he is a (very) small tackling dummy.
I HATE YOU OTG, and you dont even care!!!!
by tzubear on Nov 26, 2008 10:44 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
It’s bad enough that MAC fans have to plan their weeks around Tuesday night games in the name of television. It’s all the worse when the broadcasts feature that Gawd-awful “Douchebag Scroll” at the top of the screen.
by DevilGrad on Nov 26, 2008 10:45 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Tzubear — Read the Book of Job lately?
regards, OTG
by allaha on Nov 26, 2008 10:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Allaha,
Didnt have to read it. It was acted out by the OSU football team in the late 80’s- early90’s. Maybe its better for my soal. Only in tragedy do we really find religion.
by tzubear on Nov 26, 2008 10:56 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
DevilGrad: Be careful there. If it wasn’t for Tuesday Interactive, you would have to go to the MAC game of your choice. Shit wouldn’t be on teevee at all.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 26, 2008 10:58 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Somebody really needs to put Tommy Kilborn and Lou H. in Bristol together – I sense they’d make an epic tag team.
by Texas Gal on Nov 26, 2008 11:10 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
CincySooner @ 6
You might be on to something – I mean Wulf’s got to raise funds somehow.
As for Willingham, it wasn’t so much the pro-am golf game as the Cleveland Steamer at the 7th (par 4, tricky approach) and the “accidental” creampie for that farmgirl at the 13th (par 5, needs a strong second effort with an iron) that tipped over his karma kart.
by DC Trojan on Nov 26, 2008 11:19 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
ESPN was running a stat last night that said Ball St. was 6-0 on weeknights and 6-0 on weekends. They got more Douchebag Scroll Run than anyone!
by Raider Red on Nov 26, 2008 11:57 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
i read urban was txting this 10 year old to recruit him for 2017…
it was in the gainesville sun or the alligator, i forget which
by j on Nov 26, 2008 12:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
- 5 – when you say Oregon State vs PSU are not real teams – are you talking about the team that smacked USC in the mouth and is about to win the PAC 10, or the team that easily beat the team that has dispatched USC the last two years?
by DanF on Nov 26, 2008 2:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
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I think the Beavs are for real, just that they have already lost big time to JoePa and the RB would be less than thrilled with a rematch. I’ve liked the Beavs since the days of Earthquake Enyart.
IMO, SoCal would kill any Beeg Teneleven team and would love to play the UF/Bama loser or any top Beeg 12 team.
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 26, 2008 3:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
DanF @ 17- if you’re going to talk smack, get it right – Oregon State beat SC 2 of the last 3 times they’ve played.
yoyofutbawl @ 18 – easy now, I don’t see any need to have Florida demonstrate that SC still have trouble defending against quarkbacks. SC – ’Bama has some throwback appeal though.
by DC Trojan on Nov 26, 2008 5:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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