JIM LEAVITT: CAPTAIN HALF-FULL
Is USF Coach Jim Leavitt aware you can’t give game balls to journalists? Is the journo in question aware Jim Leavitt may extend his arm to you not to shake your hand, but to rip your shoulder out of socket and the joint and thus teach you a lesson in taking nothing for granted, because though you may be maimed you still have full range of motion in one arm, and isn’t life about making the best of your current situation? Is Leavitt wearing pants?
This really is nothing when it comes to Jim Leavitt being animated in front of a camera, since you don’t build something from nothing without the ability to at least scare everyone in a 1000 foot radius with a glance. Leavitt’s man-fear-smell-emitting glands may have had as much of an effect on attendance as USF’s disappointing 7-4 season: attendance was down this year for the Bulls overall. Expect to see Leavitt standing on the corner of Dale Mabry with a sign advertising tickets…while selling a few Sunday St. Pete Times, too. Leavitt’s a hustler like that.
(HT: The Wiz.)









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sonofsamford says:
Anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
He sounds like a dumber, funnier REDACTED if that’s even possible.
November 25th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
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Bull_Gator says:
Christ, Leavitt is terrifying in a smiling, congenial psycho dog kinda way. He runs around USF’s campus in the middle of the roads, and no one dares pass them in their car.
November 25th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
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Croc says:
Jim’s needs more time at the 8th wonder (Mons Venus). That will definitely take the edge off.
November 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
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DarthGatorOne says:
I love to watch the SFU (I prefer this arrangement of the USF’s letters) games when they are losing. I don’t really wish them ill, but I get hysterical when I see JL prowl the sidelines with the greatest scowl/pout in all of sports. He requires an assistant just to prevent him from stepping on his lip.
November 25th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
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TJ says:
@2 You know, that’s probably why I can’t help but love him.
(still loves [Coach Redacted]…)
November 26th, 2008 at 9:13 am
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Spurticus says:
Alabama once considered hiring this guy. He’s a poor man’s Saban, minus the coaching ability.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:04 pm