JIM LEAVITT: CAPTAIN HALF-FULL

by Orson on Nov 25, 2008 10:53 AM EST

Is USF Coach Jim Leavitt aware you can't give game balls to journalists? Is the journo in question aware Jim Leavitt may extend his arm to you not to shake your hand, but to rip your shoulder out of socket and the joint and thus teach you a lesson in taking nothing for granted, because though you may be maimed you still have full range of motion in one arm, and isn't life about making the best of your current situation? Is Leavitt wearing pants?

This really is nothing when it comes to Jim Leavitt being animated in front of a camera, since you don't build something from nothing without the ability to at least scare everyone in a 1000 foot radius with a glance. Leavitt's man-fear-smell-emitting glands may have had as much of an effect on attendance as USF's disappointing 7-4 season: attendance was down this year for the Bulls overall. Expect to see Leavitt standing on the corner of Dale Mabry with a sign advertising tickets...while selling a few Sunday St. Pete Times, too. Leavitt's a hustler like that.

(HT: The Wiz.)

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Anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.

by sonofsamford on Nov 25, 2008 11:18 AM EST reply actions

He sounds like a dumber, funnier REDACTED if that’s even possible.

by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 25, 2008 12:09 PM EST reply actions

Christ, Leavitt is terrifying in a smiling, congenial psycho dog kinda way. He runs around USF’s campus in the middle of the roads, and no one dares pass them in their car.

by Bull_Gator on Nov 25, 2008 12:20 PM EST reply actions

Jim’s needs more time at the 8th wonder (Mons Venus). That will definitely take the edge off.

by Croc on Nov 25, 2008 3:49 PM EST reply actions

I love to watch the SFU (I prefer this arrangement of the USF’s letters) games when they are losing. I don’t really wish them ill, but I get hysterical when I see JL prowl the sidelines with the greatest scowl/pout in all of sports. He requires an assistant just to prevent him from stepping on his lip.

by DarthGatorOne on Nov 25, 2008 4:11 PM EST reply actions