Raise your hand if you have more than a handful that you DO NOT WANT TO COME BACK TO YOU EVER BECAUSE OF THE ONGOING DANGER OF ICEPICK IN THE TEMPLE SYNDROME. (Apologies to HOlly for the blanket sexism in that statement.) Being single was the sucko. Condolences to those of you still living in that accursed land.
Just another reason to tell Craig James to pack it. Plus, his neck was always too long. Tony Eason’s, too. That was the determining factor in the Super Bowl loss to the Bears, you know.
Somehow it’s funnnier when women go psycho. Like that woman who ran over her dentist husband in Houston, put the car in reverse and did iit again. Hilarious. Sad, but hilarious.
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GamecockTony says:
That’s Craig James bit is positively terrifying.
November 24th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
No Charlie Weis favorite post-game dish recipies? Sly Croom croons his favorite Motown hits? Hopefully these will make the next issue.
November 24th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
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ChickensRule says:
Tar Heel nation breathes sigh of relief as football program appears to be back to normal. Thank God for basketball season.
November 24th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
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OhioDawg says:
Charlie Weis: Which carryout menus he’s reading on gameday and his best mid-game negotiating tactics when it comes to getting extra sauce.
November 24th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
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Der Schatten says:
Nah, it wasn’t the Okies, Fowler was simply afraid of Lee “well-regulated militia” Corso
November 24th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
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JD4AU says:
Didn’t realize how much Dantonio looked like Coach Hayden Fox. Here’s hoping Sparty enjoys the Pineapple Bowl.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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beckett929 says:
#6 –
that comment makes me miss Coach so much… one of the best tv shows ever!
November 24th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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JD4AU says:
@7
A meancholy reminder that my Auburn Tigers have had all of the Jerry Van Dyke-Bill Fagerbakke coaching without the Shelley Fabares relief this season.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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Counter Trap says:
Raise your hand if you have more than a handful that you DO NOT WANT TO COME BACK TO YOU EVER BECAUSE OF THE ONGOING DANGER OF ICEPICK IN THE TEMPLE SYNDROME. (Apologies to HOlly for the blanket sexism in that statement.) Being single was the sucko. Condolences to those of you still living in that accursed land.
Just another reason to tell Craig James to pack it. Plus, his neck was always too long. Tony Eason’s, too. That was the determining factor in the Super Bowl loss to the Bears, you know.
November 24th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
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Holly says:
That’s only sexist in that it assumes boys are incapable of stabbing their lovers in the temple. I wouldn’t put it past several of our readers.
November 25th, 2008 at 3:26 am
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Ted Ginn did Everythin' says:
Keep your head on a swivel.
November 25th, 2008 at 7:36 am
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Spurticus says:
Somehow it’s funnnier when women go psycho. Like that woman who ran over her dentist husband in Houston, put the car in reverse and did iit again. Hilarious. Sad, but hilarious.
November 25th, 2008 at 8:51 am