Just a reminder that we be rolling out EDSBS Live–inshallah–at 9:00 p.m. We’ll do a show if we have to call the goddamn widget from satellite phones in the Hindu Kush.

And now, a few things worth reading while you’re running out the clock on day one of a three-day clock run known as Thanksgiving week.

Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician shares with the world his wife’s short but telling commentary on the Syracuse/ND game. She’s right on all of them.

Tressel did show some burninative instincts against Michigan on Saturday, calling a deep route while up by 35 in the fourth quarter. Is Jim Tressel Urban Meyer? No? Then this is clearly unacceptable and worthy of harumphing.

Black Heart Gold Pants provides as thorough a summary of the Hawkeyes’ win over Minnesota as you’ll need, because 55-0 shouldn’t require anything more than LOLspeak.

Paul promises to pick it up in the Mockery department for Tech week. Come on, tardbillies: them nerdz need a-brandin’, what fer layin’ in them tickle piles all the durn time!

Jeff Sagarin continues to devour mushrooms without regard for their side effects, something providing Doc Saturday further material to wonder what the hell is going on with the BCS. This will all make so much more sense in two weeks, we promise. (Because we will have time to edit memory and reboot. The human brain is amazing.)