Comments on: ALL HAIL THE ALPHABETICAL

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:18:20 +0000

If anyone could hit Pear Bryant with a snowball from the stands, that would be an improvement over Little Throw Peep.

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:56:44 +0000

Snowballs? Rich Brooks thinks snowballs are bullshit.

When angry, only half-full stadium cups of Beam and Coke will express true fan discontent with suckiness.

Snowballs… Domers are so cute!

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:44:43 +0000

Joe Pa – still an ass………..

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:21:16 +0000

?! Dept

#13: I was being ironic. The title of the post was “Corporal Snowball” based on the movie ‘Full Metal Jacket”. Corporal Snowball was named because he was not exactly….ah…..if I have to explain my jokes, then I guess my material is not that funny….

By: Darkknight

Darkknight — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:44:37 +0000

I had to turn the channel from that Judge Reece Davis segment last weekend out of sheer, mortal embarrassment

By: DanF

DanF — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:25:26 +0000

That is my man.

By: spack

spack — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:56:35 +0000

Yeah, and I’m sure evolution is a hoax.

By: gold man

gold man — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:58:41 +0000

huge injustice = bobby bowden being mentioned in the same breath as joe paterno

By: joegamecock

joegamecock — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:52:30 +0000

JoePa made that pep rally his bitch.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:34:13 +0000

Man, Listening to JoePa talk makes me miss my Grandpaw…..and they can get pretty good velocity with that cane if they need too….what I would like to start is some sort of jousting sport between old folks with canes and their mobility scooters.Kinda like “Pinks” where the winner takes the losers scooter. With the scooter, Joe Pa dont need the cane, he can just cruise up and down the sideline like all the fat people and old people do at WalMart or Disney World. I understand old folks with the hip thing and knees/backs etc, but just fat ass lazy mofo’s using them for the sake of being fat and lazy just drives me fuckin crazy, I just want to push em off the damn scooter and tell em if they fuckin walked around more they wouldnt be so damn fat!
And Mandom…I was expecting a drunk Charles Bronson to leave the bar and after the doorman opened the car door, watch Bronson careen into a bridge and burst into flames, cause drinkin and drivin in the 70’s was cool as long as ya didnt hurt anyone but ya self. Why didnt Bronson just put all that Mandom in a 5 gallon bucket and just dump it on his head for Christ sakes?

By: peachy

peachy — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:31:40 +0000

[Name Redacted] has a soul brother down south : ‘�It�ll keep getting better and better,� Jones said.’ You had better hope it does, pal – there’s not a lot of room below 1-10, yes?

By: BamaCPA

BamaCPA — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:43:56 +0000

I think Joe Pa is cool in a way that never goes out of style.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:55:43 +0000

Corporal Snowball Dept:

#4: I am pretty sure if “Dead Man Walking” Weis was any where near the student section, they would have tried to pelt, lob, throw, chuck, gyroball, blah blah blah, loaded snowballs in his direction…

…And if any hit him right between the snot and the spittle that would have been worth a standing ovation, even from the friars in the stands…

Oh..I thought Notre dame students were smart, well-behaved respectful types, not like the savages from Florida or Da U.

By: der schatten

der schatten — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:04:14 +0000

@4 That would be a compelling argument, except for GERG!!!

By: spack

spack — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:46:59 +0000

Can we please stop talking about the non-issue of Notre Dame students throwing snowballs at players? “Pelt” is a less accurate description than “lob at”, and it really wasn’t directed at the players. It was directed at the camera guy and the 10 policemen standing in front of the student section. I can’t imagine there was any malice involved, people were just bored. The game was boring until the end.

I find it very hard to believe that anyone was thinking “Oh man, I am so discontent with this team. You have a snowball? Here let me throw this at the team to voice my dissatisfaction! Yeah!”