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1
GoalieLax says:
live chat, live chat….my kingdom for a live chat!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 pm
2
OrangeGator says:
“Our journey begins.” Classic.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
3
chaimy4life says:
AC/DC FTW. ALSO FTR!!!!!! FOR THE RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWKKKKKK!!!!!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
4
terrance cody says:
Indian Food? Check
Mass quantities of beer? Check
lets do this
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
5
Brian says:
It’s Fallujah all over again. Rockets flying from each side, to be expected.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
6
sonofsamford says:
Guns Up!!!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
7
Brian says:
Terrence Cody —- +100 cocktails for whoever is sleeping in your bed tonight. Brave soul.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:16 pm
8
OrangeGator says:
Room service FTW!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
9
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
TT looks eerily like Achilles before he got an arrow stuck in his heel…….mmmmmmmm
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
10
playitforward says:
Mike Leach’s secret weapon tonight will be a seven foot Somalian Pirate starting at Ransomback.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
11
Brian says:
VT fails to score…Duke’s ball 4:30ish to go. Lloyd Christmas: “So you’re tellin me there’s a chance!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
12
marcillac says:
Somali pirates having better week so far.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
13
kizzak says:
Duke’s QB throws a pass that gave me a flashback to Reggie Ball and VT has the ball again
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
14
Brian says:
Fuck Duke and fuck reggie ball.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:22 pm
15
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8831300/Fans-throw-snowballs-at-Notre-Dame-players
LOLOLOL…fans throwing snowballs…….at their own playersLOLZER
Wow here come the Sooners…..BOOMERSOONER MUTHAFUCKAS
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:22 pm
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kizzak says:
If they were playing anyone other than Duke this week, VT would almost certainly have lost
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
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Brian says:
@15 – here’s hoping then that UVA takes them out.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
18
kizzak says:
pick six to end the game for Duke….. it is Reggie Ball
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
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Brian says:
Are you shitting me? 1 play and Duke gets picked again? ARE. YOU. SHITTING. ME. I thought Cutcliffe was a QB guru.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
20
Counter Trap says:
Anyone that can explain Maryland without invoking quantum physics and/or voodoo, give it a shot.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
21
playitforward says:
I guess all of the Citadel’s money plays were saved on Cam Newton’s new laptop.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
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SuperJew says:
Where was OU’s running game against Texas? Camping out in the prairie wagon that they tote around?
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
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Brian says:
Dear Coach Leach,
We will be going on vacation the weekend of the 22nd.
Signed,
Texas Tech Offensive Line
XOXO
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:52 pm
24
Orson Swindle says:
Texas Tech’s 5 can’t block OU’s front four. This is mind-bottling.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:57 pm
25
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Looks like the offensive line picked the wrong week NOT to “get jacked like Lattimer”………and Texas Tech goes down in flames, and the Rock N Roll Train gets derailed in Norman…..this is just how Alabama would do it…….run the ball and blitz the shit outta Harrell……..Looks like there is someone who can “man up on Crab”……wait, looks like Oklahoma will be playing the part of Texas Tech this week, and TT will be supplying the Butt……
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
26
MightyMightyMitzu says:
@23
P.S.
Us too!
- Texas Tech Defensive Line
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
27
OrangeGator says:
Myron Rolle has arrived in College Park.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
28
Studley says:
Counter Trap @ 20 – Shit happens?
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm
29
Brian says:
I just found this out, and its quite entertaining…
In 1993, after a late-game field goal against the University of Colorado, the Schooner took a corner too sharply and tipped over. The driver, flag-waver, and RUF/NEK queen fell out of the Schooner. This made national news because the queen was not wearing underwear.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
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playitforward says:
Difference between NCAA 09 and reality…We all knew they were going to go for it and it could have worked in the video game. Unfortunately, there’s no reset button tonight and three points would have at least put them on the board.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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Brian says:
I feel like a Field goal would have been real smart there. there is so much football left, and you never know what can happen.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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crizzle says:
@27 when will Maryland arrive in College Park
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
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chitownhawkeye says:
wooo. Iowa is destroying Minnesota.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
34
Brian says:
The word “Fracas” comes to mind about now.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
35
Studley says:
Brian @ 29 – There’s video of that Schooner tipover. It used to be shown in the open for Bob Uecker’s Wacky World Of Sports.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
36
Studley says:
Transporter 3: Because We Defaulted On Our Countrywide Mortgage. In theaters now.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
37
OrangeGator says:
This is turning into Missouri@Texas, Part II.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
38
Counter Trap says:
Harrell has happy feet. This one is over.
In other news, the Sugar Bowl is engaging in desperate human sacrifice on behalf of Mike Riley and the Beavers to keep the Bama/UF vs. USC match alive.
The Rose Bowl is doing the same on behalf of Fredo Stoops.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
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sonofsamford says:
OU’s OL is absolutely trampling Tech at this point.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:25 pm
40
Brian says:
Get the smoker…Texas Tech is supplying the Butt.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
41
Counter Trap says:
Yes–Herbstreit just said “that’s a touchdown if he catches that pass and gets into the end zone.”
Single malt time.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
42
dawg says:
What effect, if any, does this have on Leach’s prospects of moving to a “bigger” school? (Assuming he wants to go anywhere else).
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 pm
43
Paul says:
As a UGA fan, this half of football reminds me of the Alabama game this year…fucking horrible
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 pm
44
meg says:
Good to know the NCAA wanted to put a horse collar rule in place…just so refs could further show how inept they are.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
45
Counter Trap says:
Holy Googly Moogly, Oregon St honked the XP.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
46
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
#42
I was thinkin the same thing……….Momentum, and also being at home is HUGE…….. Harrell just needs to settle down and throw his customary 6 TD’s, and everything will be fine, but I love the CHAOS theory for the Big 12 deciding who deserves to be where…..Oklahoma will be the new Florida and the flavor for this week…..
Trumaine Swindle, Orson, your brotha from anotha motha just scored for Tech…
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
47
meg says:
I am always amazed at how unbeatable OU looks during the season and then how spectacularly they fail in the bowl season.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
48
Brian says:
All these games are zany crazy.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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millerto says:
#47 – That’s why they call him BIG GAME BOB! oh wait………errrrrrrrr, why the hell DO they call him that?
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:45 pm
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millerto says:
And Texas Tech tackles like panda bears on Nyquil.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:47 pm