THE UNIVERSE PROVIDES.
WE. HAVE. POWERS.
Exhibit A
12:13:47 PM Holly: Oh, Jesus, they put Crompton back in
12:13:51 PM Holly: timestamp this…now
12:13:59 PM Holly: let’s see how long before something horrible happens
12:14:00 PM Swindle: You can’t be nervous
12:14:03 PM Holly: No.
12:14:07 PM Swindle: (3:14)
12:14:09 PM Holly: Well, we’re up by 10
12:14:11 PM Holly: so I can
12:14:13 PM Holly: but I’m not.
12:14:35 PM Swindle: You have powers
12:14:37 PM Holly: Fumble!
12:14:39 PM Holly: I AM NOT KIDDING
12:14:44 PM Swindle: That was under a minute
12:14:47 PM Holly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:14:53 PM Holly: this is science at this point, right?
12:15:10 PM Swindle: Yes. I am comfortable saying this is correlation.
Exhibit B
Friday, November 21:
12:02:48 PM Swindle: Because if Syracuse beat Florida right now, I think I would just phone up Satan and offer to suck his spiked cock to feel something theoretically worse than losing to GERG
12:03:06 PM Holly: a lameduck GERGing
12:03:31 PM Swindle: The worst of all fates. The only thing more rancorous would be a loss by Bama to Auburn.
12:03:44 PM Holly: I still can’t think of that without howling
12:03:57 PM Holly: please, please, please
12:04:05 PM Swindle: I kNOWE
12:04:08 PM Swindle: DSFHCKJDS
12:04:17 PM Swindle: CAnt typie when I thbjnk oabout that
12:04:20 PM Holly: IT TICKLES
12:04:46 PM Swindle: Deep, gusty laughter
12:07:09 PM Holly: Wait, I can make it worse
12:07:15 PM Holly: LOSING TO GERG AT HOME THEY ARE PLAYING AT SOUTH BEND
12:07:21 PM Holly: I forgot that part!
12:07:23 PM Swindle: Ohhhhhhh
12:07:26 PM Holly: THAT would smart.
Saturday, November 22:
What a beautiful world.
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1
Brian says:
Georgia Tech’s ACC Championship hopes now rest on the narrow and pointy shoulders of the Duke Football team. Do Blue Devils!
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:24 pm
2
BadgerMan says:
You want powers? YOU WANT POWERS?!?
A week after I email O about the correlation of Georgia Tech games and the stock chart of BEE, this happens:
Georgia Tech scores 41 on Miami Thursday night. Friday, the stock of BEE goes up 41% (click on the link via my name).
I’m convinced the entire stock market is trading on BEEs performance.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
3
Holly says:
WE ALL HAVE POWERS.
Use them wisely, campers.
(Also, use them to cosmically align Auburn under winning stars, because AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAA.)
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
4
Signal to Noise says:
We have OT in Camp Randall. Please don’t let that 46-yard miss be the last best shot….
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
5
Terrance Cody says:
An Ode To Charlie Weis:
You’re the one for me, Fatty
you’re the one I really really love
and I will stay
promise you’ll say
if I’m in your way
You’re the one for me, Fatty
you’re the one I really really love
and I will stay
promise you’ll say
if I’m ever in your way
(lyrics courtesy of the Pope of Mope)
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
6
Studley says:
Used up all of my power for the 2007 LSU Football Season. This season is proof positive that they’re gone.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
7
Signal to Noise says:
@5 – 100 cocktails to you.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
8
terrance cody says:
Cheers
tc
now if only i can find my car keys….
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
9
JD says:
The team with a decided schmetic advantage over every team they play, lost at home to a team with no scheme at all. I love this game.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
10
JD says:
“Schematic”. A s-c-h-e-m-a-t-i-c advantage. I hate it when I forget how to spell.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
11
BadgerMan says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZcmMK64Ok
Unicorns, incoming.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
12
MrRedDevil says:
Giggity rides again!
Only 195 yrs left on Charlie’s contract at ND!
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
13
MrRedDevil says:
Dick Rid sure is fortunate that nobody in Ann Arbor cares about football. I bet nobody even watched today’s game, Dick.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
14
MrRedDevil says:
@13 – learn how to spell stupid. It’s Dick Rod.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
15
Brian says:
Penn State: A Rose Bowl and oral sex from Holly Rowe.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
16
terrance cody says:
WOW
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:10 pm
17
terrance cody says:
giggity
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:12 pm
18
BadgerMan says:
I see that (John) 3:14 sign you snuck in there.
Big Moses fan.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
19
Techie says:
Brian, VT still needs to beat UVA next week too.
Thank you NC State and Clemson.
Go Blue Devils. 5 turnovers and you can only manage 3 pts? I feel for your fanbase.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:16 pm
20
PeteJayhawk says:
GERRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:16 pm
21
Geori says:
Thomas Pynchon couldn’t have written a better story for college football today. It all seems to be a part of some cruel social experiment. Is it reality? I don’t know.
I fully expect Texas Tech to beat Oklahoma tonight then lose the Big 12 championship 66-3. At a Jersey Applebees, Malcolm Gladwell is enjoying the New Mexico State game, setting up a lucrative consulting arrangement with BEEs Inc.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:20 pm
22
Harris says:
Here’s what I want to see: Tell Mike Leach that ND is hosting a pirate film festival. Then, when he shows up on campus to catch “Captain Blood,” you hit him in the head, stuff him in a bag and put him on a plane to the Vatican. When you get there tell him, “Take what you want.” Roof of the Sistine Chapel in your office? Done. Sainthood? You can be the patron saint of pirates and football coaches. Pope? Hey, we never really liked that grizzled old Nazi anyway. $20 million in gold coins and a saucy wench with flashing eyes and a sharp saber? You want a brunette or a redhead?
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
23
OrangeGator says:
Greetings from Kansas City! Completely missed my connecting flight in Chicago because a malfunctioning water system on our original plane in Baltimore meant we had to change planes while still on the ground.
Then when I finally got into town and into a bar, Gators were already thrashing The Citadel as expected, so I got to focus on South Bend. I was the only Orange fan in the bar and it was damn well worth it.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
24
marcillac says:
Harris @ 22
His present Holyness is probably too conservative in orientation to be tempted to pursue so … um … un-Catholic an approach to football.
Still the present crisis calls for desperate measures and it perhaps not impossible that he might change his mind after close consultation with the Congregation for Returning Notre Dame Football to Something Resembling Mediocraty.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
25
WarCardinals says:
Completely pointless and probably stupid opinion question:
Who is the worse LH QB of all time:
A) Brandon Cox
B) Rick Clausen
C) Write-in
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
26
WarCardinals says:
Ahem, “worst”
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
27
BadgerMan says:
“Hi everybody, Ron Franklin and welcome to… (looks down for help) … the University of Maryland”
Oh God, that long pause made me think he was having a stroke instead of just forgetting where he was tonight.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
28
BadgerMan says:
Any chance Myron Rolle can just parajump right onto the field instead of having to deal with the trip from the runway to the stadium?
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:49 pm
29
OrangeGator says:
For a minute there, I thought I’d be in a hotel room, in the middle of Big 12 country of all places, with no ABC. Fucking update your channel guide, Hyatt!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:07 pm
30
sonofsamford says:
Flutie’s mullet looks singed tonight.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:08 pm
31
Chilltown says:
No liveblog tonight?
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
32
Terrance Cody says:
@28
He is TELEPORTING to the game yo!
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
33
der schatten says:
decided.schematic.advantage.fail.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
34
Stagecoach says:
Did Brent Mushmouth just refer to Leach having learned at Hal Mumme’s offensive juggernaut at Kentucky. Tell me I didn’t really hear that.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
35
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Wow, Texas Tech looks human away from home….mmmmmmmmmm wheres the liveblog, yo?
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
36
Albino Tornado says:
Correlation ain’t causation, lawya. But it sure is an awful big hint.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
37
magpie says:
@34
Pretty much, yeah. It’s the truth.
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
38
mgoblue98 says:
As a Michigan fan, I fully recognize that I am pathetic for being delighted that Notre Dame lost. At home. To Syracuse.
November 24th, 2008 at 1:45 pm