WE BLAME POOR ASSIGNMENT FOOTBALL FOR THE DELAY.

by Orson on Nov 21, 2008 9:51 AM EST

The hilarity of watching Robert Marve somehow miss a 6'7" defensive end and throw the ball directly to him would be excuse enough, but Miami gave up 472 yards rushing to Georgia Tech, and that struck us as extremely funny, and because we had Miami guests in, they thought it was the opposite of this, and thus needed beer...and that explains a somewhat glorious and late start this morning.

In apology, we give you the following image from the game: a Miami fan in a wheelchair with a dyed green beard and orange hair who, after we asked to take a picture, said "Hey, you want this? You like it?"

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! An entire evening for Miami in an instant. Index along in a moment.

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BEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SportsJacket on Nov 21, 2008 10:03 AM EST reply actions

I bet that guy subs for Santa at the dadeland mall, in that exact outfit.

Also, setting new records for bloodshottedness to drinks consumed ratio.

by barstoolio on Nov 21, 2008 10:06 AM EST reply actions

That dude completely whiffed on dying the left half of his beard orange and the right half green.

by zzgator on Nov 21, 2008 10:07 AM EST reply actions

I never thought “That Ball State/Central Michigan game on Wednesday night was way better than the Miami/Georgia Tech game” would be a valid statement.

Thanks for proving me wrong, Miami.

by UFmegood on Nov 21, 2008 10:10 AM EST reply actions

That picture sums up my understanding of the best and worst of scUM…bra-vo, O.!

by sb on Nov 21, 2008 10:13 AM EST reply actions

Is that “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!” the one that is at the beginning of the Soulja Boy songs? Ahhh shit, you got me dancing this morning. YOUUUUUUUUUUU crank that giggity goo – YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU crank that giggity goo.

by Houston's Nutts on Nov 21, 2008 10:14 AM EST reply actions

That guy was HILARIOUS. Really. Having no dog in the fight at last night’s game, I was able to enjoy the carnie-like exuberance of Miami fans, and they were awesome.

by TCOAN on Nov 21, 2008 10:19 AM EST reply actions

I like how the TV cameras managed to find the guy in the crowd wearing a Florida sweatshirt…which the commentators proceeded to circle with the telestrator…and then launch into Gator talk.

FWIW I did look closely to see if the guy was Orson.

by zzgator on Nov 21, 2008 10:23 AM EST reply actions