YAW YAW HONESTY YAW INSIDE TROUT YAW
Joe Kines, the most quotable man in college football, continues his streak by being fully and completely honest about his performance as a defensive coordinator this year at Texas A&M:
BAW BAW BAW BAWBAW BAWBAW YAW BAWBAW BAWBAW YAW BAWBAW BAWBAW BAWBAW BAWBAW MY WIFE’S COOKING BAWBAW BAWBAW YAW BAWBAW BAWBAW HUNTIN’ DAWG BAWBAW BAWBAW BAWBAW INSIDE TROUT BAWBAW BAWBAW BAWBAW SPLOSIVE BAWBAW BAWBAW BAWBAW BAWBAW TONKA BAWBAW BAWBAW REFRIED BEANS AND AZTECS BAWBAW BAWBAW BAWBAW BAWBAW BAW TACKLE.
For those of you not fluent in Kinesish, the translated quote appears below.
“To stand up here and tell you I did a good job this year I’d be lying. Straight up.
…I got to do a better job next year. the players got to do a better job next year. We’ve got to do a better job today. We can’t wait until next year.”
111th in total defense in the nation leaves little room for anything but complete honesty. Yaw. Yaw.









1
CincySooner says:
I’d prefer that Joe and Co. do a better job a little sooner than next year… like maybe next week??
November 20th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
2
Crabapple Buck says:
Considering the degree of difficulty in playing defense in the BigXII, I don’t think he could have aspired to be better than 80th.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
3
CincySooner says:
… Also,
all in favor of refering to quick-strike offenses, hard-hitting linebackers, and quarkbacks as “splosive” say aye….
I thought so…
November 20th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
4
Walrus says:
He sucked his first year at Alabama, and everyone wanted Shula to sack him for someone else…little did we know that the Joe Kines’ defense would get us 10 wins and Shula a raise/contract extension
November 20th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
5
Mich-Placed Gator says:
I’ve watched and listened 5 or 6 times….and it just keeps getting funnier.
Damn those OSU boys and those trouts inside their drawers.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
6
Der Schatten says:
That will never, ever get old. God bless ‘im.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
7
Holly says:
Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw Inside Trout vs. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Footbawl: Discuss.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
8
El Kabong!!! says:
I’m sure he’ll turn it around. Fraudchione wasn’t known for his stellar recruiting at Alabama or TAMU.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
9
Croc says:
So that was Kinesish. Initially, I thought it sounded like Klingon with a southern drawl.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
10
blon says:
#1
Two years is enough. Not gonna happen…
And please demolish Tech.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
11
ALGator says:
I’m pretty sure he’s saying ‘Inside Trap’
November 20th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
12
Last Dragon says:
@11 – Who the fuck are you to make sense out of Joe Kines’ brilliance?
November 20th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
13
ALGator says:
@12 – I just can’t control it…. I have to make sense out of his jibberish.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
14
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
In commeration of tOSU and their game with Meeecheegan, Woody Hayes sockin a Clemson player at 2:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBNNAvyspGs
November 20th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
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NativeSon says:
The Inside Trout is obviously more of that BigXII gadgetry. Capt. Leach actually runs a version of that play called the Davey Jones Nutsack.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
16
King Puppy says:
Odd article in the DMN. It’s taken as a given here in Aggieland that Joe isn’t going to be here next year.
In all honesty, there wasn’t much he could do with the garbage talent Franner left him.
We’ll miss you Coach Horsecock.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
17
allaha says:
Is he talking about groping for trout in a peculiar river?
November 20th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
18
sonofsamford says:
Kinese FTW!!!
November 20th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Ms says:
Secretary of College Footbaw Dept:
Kines needs to stop wasting away his considerable talents in Siberia-like Texas and be given the Secretary of College Footbaw job under Obama to try to get the playoff system going….now there is someone who would be honest with the Americun-peoples…
November 20th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
20
Major Applewhite says:
Hey blon, don’t sweat it, Texas will not lose to A&M on my watch.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:08 am
21
Grovingonmonday says:
Is he related to former Ole Miss Head Coach Ed Orgeron?
November 21st, 2008 at 12:13 pm