YAW YAW HONESTY YAW INSIDE TROUT YAW

by Orson on Nov 20, 2008 2:52 PM EST

Joe Kines, the most quotable man in college football, continues his streak by being fully and completely honest about his performance as a defensive coordinator this year at Texas A&M:

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For those of you not fluent in Kinesish, the translated quote appears below.

"To stand up here and tell you I did a good job this year I'd be lying. Straight up.
...I got to do a better job next year. the players got to do a better job next year. We've got to do a better job today. We can't wait until next year."

111th in total defense in the nation leaves little room for anything but complete honesty. Yaw. Yaw.

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I’d prefer that Joe and Co. do a better job a little sooner than next year… like maybe next week??

by CincySooner on Nov 20, 2008 2:57 PM EST reply actions

Considering the degree of difficulty in playing defense in the BigXII, I don’t think he could have aspired to be better than 80th.

by Crabapple Buck on Nov 20, 2008 2:59 PM EST reply actions

… Also,

all in favor of refering to quick-strike offenses, hard-hitting linebackers, and quarkbacks as “splosive” say aye….

I thought so…

by CincySooner on Nov 20, 2008 3:00 PM EST reply actions

He sucked his first year at Alabama, and everyone wanted Shula to sack him for someone else…little did we know that the Joe Kines’ defense would get us 10 wins and Shula a raise/contract extension

by Walrus on Nov 20, 2008 3:31 PM EST reply actions

I’ve watched and listened 5 or 6 times….and it just keeps getting funnier.

Damn those OSU boys and those trouts inside their drawers.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Nov 20, 2008 3:32 PM EST reply actions

That will never, ever get old. God bless ’im.

by Der Schatten on Nov 20, 2008 3:34 PM EST reply actions

Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw Inside Trout vs. Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Footbawl: Discuss.

by Holly on Nov 20, 2008 3:45 PM EST reply actions

I’m sure he’ll turn it around. Fraudchione wasn’t known for his stellar recruiting at Alabama or TAMU.

by El Kabong!!! on Nov 20, 2008 4:01 PM EST reply actions

So that was Kinesish. Initially, I thought it sounded like Klingon with a southern drawl.

by Croc on Nov 20, 2008 4:06 PM EST reply actions

Two years is enough. Not gonna happen…

And please demolish Tech.

by blon on Nov 20, 2008 4:17 PM EST reply actions

I’m pretty sure he’s saying ‘Inside Trap’

by ALGator on Nov 20, 2008 4:20 PM EST reply actions

@11 – Who the fuck are you to make sense out of Joe Kines’ brilliance?

by Last Dragon on Nov 20, 2008 4:29 PM EST reply actions

@12 – I just can’t control it…. I have to make sense out of his jibberish.

by ALGator on Nov 20, 2008 4:33 PM EST reply actions

In commeration of tOSU and their game with Meeecheegan, Woody Hayes sockin a Clemson player at 2:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBNNAvyspGs

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Nov 20, 2008 4:39 PM EST reply actions

The Inside Trout is obviously more of that BigXII gadgetry. Capt. Leach actually runs a version of that play called the Davey Jones Nutsack.

by NativeSon on Nov 20, 2008 4:52 PM EST reply actions

Odd article in the DMN. It’s taken as a given here in Aggieland that Joe isn’t going to be here next year.

In all honesty, there wasn’t much he could do with the garbage talent Franner left him.

We’ll miss you Coach Horsecock.

by King Puppy on Nov 20, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions

Is he talking about groping for trout in a peculiar river?

by allaha on Nov 20, 2008 5:37 PM EST reply actions

Kinese FTW!!!

by sonofsamford on Nov 20, 2008 5:41 PM EST reply actions

Secretary of College Footbaw Dept:

Kines needs to stop wasting away his considerable talents in Siberia-like Texas and be given the Secretary of College Footbaw job under Obama to try to get the playoff system going….now there is someone who would be honest with the Americun-peoples…

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Ms on Nov 20, 2008 8:00 PM EST reply actions