MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: HARRY HAMLIN AND A WHITE TIE
by Orson on Nov 19, 2008 12:12 PM EST
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PrintCheech, seriously, get the blow. I don't care if you have to call Nicholson and phone in a few old favors. You hid a body for him in Juarez, right? Was I not supposed to say that out loud? Shit, I'm sorry, man. Now get the blow before I have to do something stupid like becoming, I dunno...a tv actor, for fuck's sake.
Bystander: Hey, aren't you the guy who fought with big stop-motion-animated dolls in your underwear in Clash of the Titans?
Harry Hamlin: FUCK YOU. I'm wearing a white tie. A WHITE TIE. Hang with that, nobodyfuckfaceman!
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
I never should have done that goddamn movie. They told me Olivier was in it, those lying bastards. I thought he knew better! Cheech, dammit, where is that fucking blow I'm coming down...
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Yeah, but Susan Dey. Doesn’t that get you some cred?
by JD4AU on Nov 19, 2008 12:20 PM EST reply actions
Clash of the Titans: I used to love that damn movie as a kid… that’s some freaky shit.
by Noel Devine's Gold Teef on Nov 19, 2008 12:21 PM EST reply actions
In the vein of "great "porno movie names, what is the derivation on Clash of the Titans?
Gash of the Titans
Clash of the Titties
Gangbang of the Titans
There has to be something better than what I can come up with. Help me out here.
For some reason I have this image in my head of a greased up Harry Hamlin look alike playing Perseus, except in the porno version he has this mustache. Okay, I’m going to stop now. This probably makes me look weird.
by AllWhoYonder on Nov 19, 2008 12:31 PM EST reply actions
Clash of the Titans was an awesome movie….when I was 8….
by Kyrana on Nov 19, 2008 12:49 PM EST reply actions
I nominate the guy on the far right of this pic for next Wed.
by Kerwin4two on Nov 19, 2008 12:57 PM EST reply actions
Blah!
Drama Major!
As if anyone needed more ammo on Pear Bryant!
Ha!
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 19, 2008 1:39 PM EST reply actions
Chicago Tribune columnist Eric Zorn gets into the Mustache Wednesday spirit with a timely blog item of his own…
http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/2008/11/ummm-about-that-caterpillar.html
by Papa Lou BSU on Nov 19, 2008 11:38 PM EST reply actions
Please, put down your skin flutes. I had a roommate once that looked like Lisa Rinna. Not quite pornography, but it got the job done.
by SmoothJimmyApollo on Nov 20, 2008 2:33 AM EST reply actions
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