EMOBOI28 ON OREGON'S UNIFORMS

Too fucking funny….you’re my BFF….. (sobs)

One word. Hideous.

The uniforms…

9.8

10 if the line was “and then clock in at coldstone creamery”

I heard or read somewhere that Oregon had wings on their uni’s. I thought it was joke….

If only Nike would have unleashed those on the world while Joey Harrington was still there, maybe, just maybe Matt Millen could have seen what a fag he was/is.

blon, where is your compassion for sad, white, middle class kids?!

Ted: we couldn’t just blatantly bite Andy Samberg like that.

Apparently I am and didn’t know it.

Blackouts now officially way way way overdone.

One point, though: how can you have a blackout if black is not a school color?

Wouldn’t a highlighter yellow out be more appropriate?

I’m always shocked to see that Nike isn’t interested in traditional uniforms.

That’s pretty. Funny. The uni’s, I don’t, I uh, … what is the deal with the one gold sleeve? Can you choose which arm you want a sleeve?

Boclive,

I seem to remember a Chris Leak-era Gator team rocking different color sleeves at some point, possibly for the coke orgy. Visually hilarious results ensued, but I recall all of them matching, yes. That lasted about a week, but you know these will go on for years at Oregon. At least they didn’t lose like so many other blackout hosts, but they were facing Mike Stoops. That’s almost like a bye.

Which brings me to my next point: Should Arizona lose out, which is awfully possible vs. Oregon Srtate and Arizona State, would 6-6 be enough to keep Lord Doofus in Tucson? We in Tempe sure hope so. I’ll hang up and listen.

There’s ho’in, then there’s Oregon.

Really deep sixes the bad ass factor of your tribal calf tatt when it appears that close to a shoe with a duck’s bill on it.

About as ugly as Free Shoes U’s unis were Sattiday night. At least Pappy Bowden was honest about the whole thing – “we’re wearing them because Nike told us to.”

Still, Orson, the Ras Trent song was the first thing that came to mind upon reading the Cold Stone line. I have no problem with you ripping him off; he’s hilarious.

14…LOL I didn’t even notice the shoes were a duck face until I clicked on the photo and saw the larger version. Those bad boys are…well…kinda cool…if you’re 11 and playing pop warner ball.

I can’t believe the shoes have eyes, and not the kind of eyes you put strings thru…

I can’t wait for Anaheim to unleash the ice skate version of those.

Quack, Quack beyotches….

I actually KNOW a guy who DJs at MJQ….

Orson, you peer into people’s SOULS and show us how to love

xoxo

TC

redeem thyseplf, emoboi. amber and ed, 11/28, playing the drunken uniform (natch).

she’s got a far bigger cock than any mjq dj ever thought about packing.

Arizona in red pants is one of the ugliest uniforms in I-A football. The fact that the Wildcats were NOT sporting the ugliest threads in Autzen Stadium on Saturday night says a lot for the pure hideousness of the Duck’s uniform.
Those wing did not make me think of water fowl or any other bird for that matter. It made me think of the “Winged Hussars” that the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth used to field in the 17th century.

I am afraid at what Georgia Tech might run onto the field wearing on Thursday. That is a “White-Out” game.

I went into the bathroom at MJQ once, the nightmare fuel is still with me

Wow, something that can actually rival the hideousness of FSU’s uniforms from Saturday. I’m still awaiting your Mr. Blackwell style critique of that ugly sh*t. If they wore those ugly ugly things when Chris Rix was taking snaps in the ugly ugly Jeff Bowden offense, no one would have left Doak Campbell alive.

That’s not a uniform sleeve, just an underarm mono-sleeve being sported by Masoli there.

And wings are better than diamond plating. Just wish that those were green instead of black.

Phil Knight is wondering what monster he created when he created something so innocent and pure as a pair of running shoes with a trademark-and then fed it after midnight (and got it wet) to become the terrible beast that it is today.

His company’s influence on athletic design has surely played its part on what we see coming out of his alma mater these days.

Jon,

“Lord Doofus?” I doubt ASU fans want Stoops to hang around considering the slow, but steady rebuilding of the program. After the Wildcats thump the Tempe Normals the burning question will be how long until your “call girl” coach hits the road…again.

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Primarily composed of Californians, provided for by a rich daddy, and primarily interested in playing dress up…yup, Oregon is the 10th grade girl of the NCAA. I can’t imagine bedazzled helmets are too far away at this point.

Poor haters….always looking up at the good lookin’ rich guys.

I showed this picture to my 10 yr old daughter when she over heard me describing the uniform to a friend on the phone. She LOVED it, and stated, “the shoes need eyes like these, though”….pointing to an old stuffed animal that has those eyes where the pupils sort of float around when you move them.

i am a faithful oregon fan and everyone who hates these jerseys can kiss my sweet white ass lmao wow oregon has the best uniforms and this just addds the cherry on top not to mention all the pussy they get with the hot uniforms on damn u guys are all gay and oregon will live forever and the unis are awesome im getting one for christmas get off oregons dick…pussys