Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 11/17/08

By: bama_buck

bama_buck — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:30:13 +0000

That LSU video wasn’t that bad.

The written report was much worse.

I’m sure it would have been way worse after dark, after defeat.

By: PW

PW — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:12:27 +0000

North 2, I was ready to eviscerate you (via harsh commentary, of course) when it appeared you were referring to Bill Simmons as a friend of yours, but then, in your very next comment you TOTALLY REDEEMED YOURSELF by implying that Sir Isaac Newton was a douchebag.

Bravo, sir.

By: AllWhoYonder

AllWhoYonder — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:58:11 +0000

@31

yes, but wouldn’t it have been more interesting to take “The Science of Fluxions 105″ freshman year than “Calculus 105″?

Newton had a little more flair to his naming.

By: SDSMP

SDSMP — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:52:35 +0000

If you’re talking about the ACC Championship Game, I think I’m safe in assuming that “P” was for “putrid.”

By: North 2

North 2 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:47:08 +0000

@29

After scouring the interwebs, Simmons (or probably one of his readers) is most likely the first person to have thought of TAINT and put it out for public consumption.

However, my friend isn’t a big douche bag like Simmons, so as in the Newton/Leibniz debate over calculus, I choose my friend (Leibniz) as the originator.

By: PW

PW — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:46:28 +0000

P stood for “pi” which is the average attendance during the first 3 years of the ACCCG’s existence.

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:26:28 +0000

It’s also kind of ripped off of Bill Simmons.

I still like “TAINT”, though.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:26:08 +0000

‘P’ is indeed for Prerogative. So why not publish the ‘P’ entry here?

By: bj

bj — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:24:10 +0000

Orson, I’m posting this here since I refuse to register for an account with SN in order to comment on the Alphabetical: Regarding letter F – there are 3 reasons Chaz Weis “stubbornly” continued to run the ball against Navy.

1) His 2 top RBs were averaging 5 and 7.5 yards per carry.
2) His OL outweighed their Midshipmen DL/OLB opposition by an average of 40ish pounds.
3) Little Throw Peep.

By: Mangino_ate_my_baby

Mangino_ate_my_baby — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:10:50 +0000

WOW LSU keep is Klassy

By: Mich-Placed Gator

Mich-Placed Gator — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:21:49 +0000

@ 23…

LMAO!! BRILLIANT!! Thanks for making my day, oh hell, week! I can’t wait to use that one….

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:20:44 +0000

North 2: That’s kind of brilliant.

By: North 2

North 2 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:16:16 +0000

If you get to coin the term “Quarkback,” I humbly suggest adding my friend’s idea to the vernacular.

Instead of a “Pick Six” or “Jarrett Lee Special” how about a “TAINT” (Touchdown After INT).

Can’t you just hear Mick Huber on Dec. 6th?

“…Wilson drops back to pass, throws to the flat, INTERCEPTED by Spikes!! He’s at the 30, the 20, the 10, Touchdown Florida, OOOOH MY!! Spikes has another TAINT, and what a beauty.”

By: johnny douche

johnny douche — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:09:58 +0000

Only a drunken ignorant bag of crap LSU fan could screw up the oldest Bama joke in the world.

It’s maggots not tick and it’s a dead bear not a bear.

Sheesh, no wonder LSU is a 3rd tier university.

By: Ross

Ross — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:06:27 +0000

Were R, S, and X also redacted, or is there some new alphabet at work here? Just curious… loved the rest of the Alphabetical, as always. Except for the giant FAMU snake head, that is, which keeps threatening to leap out of my computer and attack me…