SECOND SHIFT, OPEN THREAD: OLD BAWL COACH

by Orson on Nov 15, 2008 3:39 PM EST

Target: South Carolina. Objective: this face.

We'll be fine with a mutual display of competence after watching Georgia/Auburn. We're astonished the refs weren't throwing their pants and using them as flags, so penalty-prone was Georgia.

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Georgia’s defense is redefining “shitting the bed” right now.

by Nathan on Nov 15, 2008 3:41 PM EST reply actions

Good game Georgia. Way to pay off the refs.

by wdamne on Nov 15, 2008 3:45 PM EST reply actions

Orson, be happy with one team showing competence. Two teams is going to be way too much to ask for this week.

by Graysnail on Nov 15, 2008 3:49 PM EST reply actions

que the UGAg fans pointing to the depth the SEC has top to bottom

seriously…you were preseason #1 and you barely beat kentucky and auburn in back to back weeks

please aboloish all preseason polls

by GoalieLax on Nov 15, 2008 3:50 PM EST reply actions

dude i’m getting dizzy with all this quarterback switching. and how is it that our star quarkback allows a helmet to unseat his ball so easily?? WRRRYYYYYY!!?!!!??!?!??

by Cameron Siggs on Nov 15, 2008 3:51 PM EST reply actions

Four point win over Auburn, ARP ARP ARP!

I remember I friend of mine swearing that the Spurrier lips thing was CGI, he wasn’t too bright.

by John on Nov 15, 2008 3:54 PM EST reply actions

The Amazing Race just now is deciding to hop on the Borat bandwagon.

by John on Nov 15, 2008 3:55 PM EST reply actions

Reggie Nelson is hung like Brandon fuckin’ Spikes.

by John on Nov 15, 2008 4:06 PM EST reply actions

If your a COCK, that’s pretty SMELLEY

by Mich-Placed Gator on Nov 15, 2008 4:07 PM EST reply actions

Jesus, if Gary Danielson slobbers on our knob much more, we’re gonna have to get him a ring!

Just called us the "Perfect Storm in college football!

by General Disarray on Nov 15, 2008 4:09 PM EST reply actions

Clearly, South Carolina forgot to bring their competence pants with them to Gainesville today.

by Graysnail on Nov 15, 2008 4:11 PM EST reply actions

Naked guy is back

by General Disarray on Nov 15, 2008 4:16 PM EST reply actions

I posted this in the First Shift thread but it bears repeating here:

You know its a fucked-up season when the preseason #1 ranked team needs the refs to give them the game against the team who was picked to win the SEC West. Once again, thank you Penn Wagers and Co.!

And before anyone accuses me of being a bitter Auburn fan, let me say you bet your sweet dimpled ass I am

by A Clean Kick to the Facemask on Nov 15, 2008 4:16 PM EST reply actions

21 pts off turnovers, and danielson is talking like tebow is tom brady… harvin up the middle on a draw wont work work on Dec 6

by matt on Nov 15, 2008 4:16 PM EST reply actions

Defensive, offensive and now special teams. These Cocks are fucked all ways possible.

by John on Nov 15, 2008 4:17 PM EST reply actions

Why on EARTH would you try the lateral on a kick return? That is plain ole ignorance.

by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 15, 2008 4:18 PM EST reply actions

Hell, I guess the refs are gonna make Florida work for what looks like a possible 7-9 score game.

by A Clean Kick to the Facemask on Nov 15, 2008 4:19 PM EST reply actions

I think the Fat Lady that lives above me is beginning to clear her throat….

by Mich-Placed Gator on Nov 15, 2008 4:20 PM EST reply actions

That failed throw-back just confirmed what I’ve believed all along: Steve Spurrier actually hates the Gamecocks. He’s just at USC for its proximity to Augusta, and he’s happy to take their money for as long as they’ll give it to him.

by Magic Hobo on Nov 15, 2008 4:21 PM EST reply actions

I guess I should have taken Florida to cover. I stay away from a game, and this is how I get rewarded. I’ll never not gamble again!

by Crabapple Buck on Nov 15, 2008 4:22 PM EST reply actions

How did Weis get to the Swamp that quickly? He must have called that South Carolina return team pass.

by playitforward on Nov 15, 2008 4:22 PM EST reply actions

South Carolina is now supplying the butt that Georgia failed to deliver.

by Graysnail on Nov 15, 2008 4:25 PM EST reply actions

The song that is stuck in Garcia’s head after that sack….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbO9RUMTfvA

by Mich-Placed Gator on Nov 15, 2008 4:27 PM EST reply actions

Hicks? Who is this Hicks? He hurts people. We like this.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 15, 2008 4:28 PM EST reply actions

“Superman that ho” is blaring all over Auburn, right now. Seriously. I just walked out my front door and it may actually be on a loop.

Stay classy refs. I mean, Dawgs.

by wdamne on Nov 15, 2008 4:28 PM EST reply actions

ACC football IN THE RAIN! Does it get any better than this?

by John on Nov 15, 2008 4:29 PM EST reply actions

After witnessing that cross field lateral in the rain on the kickoff, I’ve come to believe that The OBC suffered some kind of blunt force trauma during the first quarter.

by UkraineNotWeak on Nov 15, 2008 4:34 PM EST reply actions

is there grease on that ball, damn i cant stand turnovers

by displaced gator on Nov 15, 2008 4:34 PM EST reply actions

Don’t you know Tebow wanted to lay that guy out on the turnover

by Raycom Roy on Nov 15, 2008 4:35 PM EST reply actions

obc just threw the headset, throw the damn visor.

by displaced gator on Nov 15, 2008 4:39 PM EST reply actions

Rainey was distracted. White women in stands.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 15, 2008 4:42 PM EST reply actions

Does anyone have a link for the initial statement of “Maryland Black Hole Theory”

can’t find it using the google…

by A.G. on Nov 15, 2008 4:47 PM EST reply actions

just got home from watching GA/AU. No comment, just gonna get 173 kinds of wasted now. Unholy shit balls.
New over/under up for bets- 24 Yuenglings before the end of the Miss St vs AL game…
I’m leaning on the push, since all i got in the fridge is 24…

by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Nov 15, 2008 4:52 PM EST reply actions

I’m surprised Spurrier didn’t throw his visor at Garcia just now. He was not happy. I LOLed.

by JD on Nov 15, 2008 4:55 PM EST reply actions

nevermind, i may just get all horned up on this and then just pass out and wake up to tailgate for the Redskins/Cowboys game tomorrow:
http://www.machovideo.com/video/Asstastic_11630/

Bunda. Enjoy.

by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Nov 15, 2008 4:56 PM EST reply actions

Florida has somehow written a “no-butt supplying” clause into its copy of the NCAA rulebook, and none of their opponents seem to question it.

by owls and gophs and craep on Nov 15, 2008 4:57 PM EST reply actions

Is that grainy old Tebow home video, or Raycom’s newest technology?

by DolichVespula on Nov 15, 2008 4:59 PM EST reply actions

@ 32: Near as I can tell, I was the first person to use it. Theory states that Maryland’s performance is directly proportional to the talent level of the team they play; good teams get sucked into the vortex, losing their talent and getting drawn down to the level of Maryland. When this happens, Maryland wins.

On the other hand, bad teams have no talent to be absorbed; as such, Maryland implodes and loses.

by Graysnail on Nov 15, 2008 5:02 PM EST reply actions

i believe that espn will be taking over for the sec games next year. i think i remember hearing that somewhere, so hopefully no more raycom

by displaced gator on Nov 15, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions

A little off-topic, but it appears the Bitch Mentality has taken over in Tampa. USF should just start wearing orange helmets with paws on them at this point. What a fucking disgrace.

by JD on Nov 15, 2008 5:05 PM EST reply actions

@40 – My brother goes to USF and was saying they need to get rid of Leavitt a couple of weeks back and I laughed at him.

But damnit, he may be right…

by OrangeGator on Nov 15, 2008 5:06 PM EST reply actions

It’s just a case of USF never truly being that good anyway. Selvie is good, Grothe can’t be trusted, and everybody else is still a recruiting leftover.

by Year2-Dave on Nov 15, 2008 5:11 PM EST reply actions

@31
orson, that’s the exact same thing my dad and i were just saying. how is it that they don’t have blinders on that guy, like horses wear?

also, i sincerely hope that we do not let our foot off ol’ ball coach’s neck. KILL KILL KILL

by Cameron Siggs on Nov 15, 2008 5:13 PM EST reply actions

You had to watch that game. There’s a difference between not being good enough, and then laying back and letting a scumbag like Greg Schiano fuck you in the ass repeatedly on your home field.

by JD on Nov 15, 2008 5:15 PM EST reply actions

My cousin called from the USF game and said he was leaving. I thought he was just being a pussy about the rain. Flipped on the TV and caught the score so I guess I gotta cut him some slack for bailing early.

by General Disarray on Nov 15, 2008 5:17 PM EST reply actions

speaking of USF getting left-overs from the rest of Americas Penis, when the cameras pan the stands it only proves that “left-overs” not only pertains to athletes but also counts for the female enrollment. Some women should just know not to wear jog bras and body paint…

by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Nov 15, 2008 5:18 PM EST reply actions

Oh God yes. The Beef Studs and their groupies really have to be stopped.

by JD on Nov 15, 2008 5:21 PM EST reply actions

Off topic, never drive across I-10 in West Texas on a football Saturday unless you have a friend like me who will text/Blackberry you updates.

by OrangeGator on Nov 15, 2008 5:21 PM EST reply actions

Hey! Victory is on VS! KICK ASS!

by Orson Swindle on Nov 15, 2008 5:23 PM EST reply actions

West Texas has cell towers now? All it had the last time I went through were tumbleweeds blowing across the road and Dairy Queens…no gas stations.

by Zone Left on Nov 15, 2008 5:25 PM EST reply actions

@ Orson

VEE TWAHH! VEE TWAHH!

by A Clean Kick to the Facemask on Nov 15, 2008 5:30 PM EST reply actions

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZ

dammit. doesn’t help anymore…

by Terry Tate, Office Linebacker on Nov 15, 2008 5:31 PM EST reply actions

@50 – I’m as surprised as you are, especially after seeing what my friend is telling me is at each exit he passes.

by OrangeGator on Nov 15, 2008 5:33 PM EST reply actions

One thing I’ve noticed is that no one has mentioned that Ole Miss is bowl-eligible after they Nutted all over ULM today…

GIGGITY FUCKIN’ GIGGITY!

by A Clean Kick to the Facemask on Nov 15, 2008 5:38 PM EST reply actions

I remember being in the middle of the Carolina section at the Swamp two years ago (my friend who works for Fox’s affiliate in Columbia got us the tix), so there was a row of five of us in orange and blue in a sea of garnet and black. We just stood there in complete shock for about 10 minutes after Jarvis Moss blocked the FG attempt until we realized it really was over and we’d won.

Glad it’s not like that this year.

by OrangeGator on Nov 15, 2008 5:40 PM EST reply actions

Jesus, Percy. That’s unfair.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 15, 2008 5:40 PM EST reply actions

Wow, right in the nuts!

by General Disarray on Nov 15, 2008 5:41 PM EST reply actions

UConn’s Geno Auriemma in 2004 was confident because “We have Diana Taurasi, and nobody else does.”

UF having Percy Harvin makes me feel the same way.

by Rockabye Reggie Nelson on Nov 15, 2008 5:41 PM EST reply actions

Half-time speech:
“Lets go out there and rip out their adam’s apple, Dalton style.”
Done.

by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Nov 15, 2008 5:44 PM EST reply actions

“South Carolina is playing pretty good defense….”

Amazing what can happen in 13 seconds…

by Roaminggator on Nov 15, 2008 5:45 PM EST reply actions

except for the whole time-space-continuoum thing, why couldn’t the refs from the Ga/AU game be at this game to really fuck up the works?

by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Nov 15, 2008 5:50 PM EST reply actions

AWESOME clean-off blocks by Oregon State on that last run.

by Studley on Nov 15, 2008 5:50 PM EST reply actions

Beavers’ skill players are laying the lumber out there. Touchdown.

by Studley on Nov 15, 2008 5:53 PM EST reply actions

Black Hole Theory….UNC doinks it off the upright missed FG…

by A.G. on Nov 15, 2008 5:58 PM EST reply actions

Jeffery Demps is also unfair. Good lord.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 15, 2008 6:02 PM EST reply actions

How in the hell did we beat Florida?

by TheGhostofJayCutler on Nov 15, 2008 6:02 PM EST reply actions

Brandon James is also also unfair. May God help you.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 15, 2008 6:07 PM EST reply actions

Brandon James is ridiculous

by displaced gator on Nov 15, 2008 6:07 PM EST reply actions

Good lord, Urban Meyer is in full on vengeance mode.

by SuperJew on Nov 15, 2008 6:08 PM EST reply actions

Gary is reduced to “Man!……Man.” I think that’s all him and Vern should say concerning Florida for the rest of the game.

by A Clean Kick to the Facemask on Nov 15, 2008 6:08 PM EST reply actions

This game is not at all what I was expecting… I’ve been saying that a lot lately.

by OrangeGator on Nov 15, 2008 6:09 PM EST reply actions

I hope we dont let up. Kill em all, let God sort em out

by displaced gator on Nov 15, 2008 6:10 PM EST reply actions

After that bull shit move by their return man, i want more points, blood, and more points

by displaced gator on Nov 15, 2008 6:16 PM EST reply actions

Damnit…block one today!

by OrangeGator on Nov 15, 2008 6:17 PM EST reply actions

Really? Calling a fair catch and throwing a block is that big a sleight to you? Kind of sad.

by offcampus on Nov 15, 2008 6:22 PM EST reply actions

Wonder what the line on next week’s game is gonna be? 55+?
Maybe Urb will show Ga Tech/Cumberland College highlights for inspiration.

by unknownhinsonfan on Nov 15, 2008 6:25 PM EST reply actions

That was an awesome catch by Hernandez! He should be a real weapon next year.

by General Disarray on Nov 15, 2008 6:27 PM EST reply actions

Feed them fish, Urban….feed them fish

by Grady on Nov 15, 2008 6:28 PM EST reply actions

I think they waited a bit too long to do the scoring recap. That just about killed Uncle Verne.

by OrangeGator on Nov 15, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions

I’m waiting for Survivor: Monte Carlo. The two tribes could be named Cartier and Cristal, and players would be voted out of the luxury hotel. The Immunity Prizes would be awesome.

by Studley on Nov 15, 2008 6:33 PM EST reply actions

VANDERBILT IS GOING TO BURY KENTUCKY, VMI-STYLE, BITCHES

by 3L Over the Line, Sweet Jesus on Nov 15, 2008 6:36 PM EST reply actions

Wake Forest is hitting themselves in the face and wondering why it hurts so much.

by Graysnail on Nov 15, 2008 6:40 PM EST reply actions

Uncle Verne giving a shout-out to the DFW Metroplex. Holla!

by Studley on Nov 15, 2008 6:41 PM EST reply actions

I think Mr. Hill just earned himself a white girl

by displaced gator on Nov 15, 2008 6:47 PM EST reply actions

I fucking hate College Park.

by SuperJew on Nov 15, 2008 6:50 PM EST reply actions

If Florida doesn’t win on December 6, I’m worried Danielson may take his own life (and possibly Verne’s as well). I hope CBS takes his shoelaces before the game.

by Etch Westgrin on Nov 15, 2008 6:52 PM EST reply actions

Would the Pac 10 want Oregon State in the Rose Bowl?

On the one hand, USC would probably get into the BCS as an at-large over Ohio State or a second mid-major, and that would mean more money for the conference.

On the other hand, how humiliating would Penn State beating down the Beavers for the second time in a season be for the Pac 10?

by John on Nov 15, 2008 7:03 PM EST reply actions