Comments on: NICK SABAN REALLY DOESN’T. THERES PROOF.

By: Grady

Grady — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:05:06 +0000

Britney’s tits don’t excite like the verbiage of Coach Saban.
Roll Tide

By: dh in T(itle)Town

dh in T(itle)Town — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:20:21 +0000

The crowd was awesome in B/D last night, even with freezing temps and winds. The fans on hand when the players arrived before the game was the most EVER I’ve seen in 30 years of Tide Watching. Saban wanted the fans into it, and he got his wish.
Can’t wait till the Iron bowl. B/D will rock the state!

ROLL ON TIDE!

By: Nick Saban Stole Your Lunch Money

Nick Saban Stole Your Lunch Money — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:40:28 +0000

Our coach is Keyser S�ze, aight.

By: pfingers

pfingers — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:58:36 +0000

I fuggin love this guy

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:54:20 +0000

Nick Saban was probaly more pissed about the Tim McGraw bumper music that was playing instead of the Eagles he is supposed to get….its in the contract….
He is just ready to go kick some ass and get some revenge and payback…..He holds grudges, remembers everything, and wont sleep until the score is settled. I promise you, its gonna be very tuff to keep this team up for the next few weeks…thank God for the bye week…..God be with Auburn, he will score a TD for every year of the streak, and I am sure he will pile on the score for the fans……and Mike Leach has meltdowns tooooooooo, yaaarrrrrr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfs_RnGbk6g

By: arlo

arlo — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:48:20 +0000

Both Melville and Hawthorne indulged in the “obsession” theme for a majority of their works, but that’s so 19th Century. Ahab is a faulty man because he seeks revenge. That’s where your analogy breaks down.

Saban and Bama do not want revenge. We only want to win. Much like the 3rd Army under Patton, and the US Army in Iraq, it’s undeniable that it’s comforting to ram a red hot poker of tanks up another country’s asshole, but the ultimate reward is to win.

By: twjua

twjua — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:57:38 +0000

When the “aight”s start comin’, you should start runnin’,

By: mookie-szpilman

mookie-szpilman — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:04:25 +0000

ALGator @25:

…But at least he listened!!!

By: BamaAtty

BamaAtty — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:26:21 +0000

Probably premeditated, but brilliant. It’s a sure thing that our team will be motivated for Auburn (there’s some kind of a streak?) but MSU had legitimate slip-up potential until Coach went postal on the radio show.

He pretty much guaranteed an excited crowd and gave his players motivation for a game they could have came out flat for. He’s evil, but he’s ours, and we love him. (This must be what the parents in “The Omen” felt like before Damien turned on them)

By: ALGator

ALGator — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:24:39 +0000

Nick Saban is a no-talent PUSSY!

By: ALGator

ALGator — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:21:10 +0000

What.. so he’s going to blame the crowd if they lose?

By: STW P. Brabbs

STW P. Brabbs — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:19:21 +0000

This was indeed fantastic prose, and I was excited to get home and experience the wrath of Saban in its unadulterated youtube form (i.e., with sound).

Now I’ve seen it and uh … that was it? This is the bottomless anger that is making everyone’s balls quiver? FFS, Lloyd Carr was more intimidating than this when he talked to halftime reporters.

There’s other evidence to show that Saban is a near psychotically driven man who will do damn near anything to win … but this video is seriously not doin’ it.

Ooh. He said ’shit.’ The Horror.

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:15:28 +0000

Raider Red “If our stadium on Saturday…I don’t give a shit who we’re playing…it better be what it ought to be.”

(and as a State fan, I’m predicting some Old Testament style smiting as payback for the past two years.)

By: jthomas

jthomas — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:09:52 +0000

Orson–you forgot the all-important difference in your Ahab analogy: If Saban is Ahab, then as the white whale drags him down to oblivion, Saban tears the whale’s heart from its chest and dines on it–IN HELL!!

By: DarthGatorOne

DarthGatorOne — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:58:46 +0000

“Nick Saban is Ahab. He is bottomless in his complexity and terrifying in his anger, and capable of speaking whatever language needs to be spoken to get his point across. In another age, he�d be holding onto the harpoon five hundred feet below the surface of the ocean. His ears would bleed in another hundred feet as the whale with the harpoon embedded in its hide dove deeper and deeper; the rope would bloody his already shredded hands. Soon, he�d turn inside out from the pressure. But he�d die with that fucking rope in his hands.”

Now that’s writing. That’s poetry masquerading as prose. That’s WarandfuckingPeace. Call me Ishmael damnit, or I’ll bust your ass!