NICK SABAN REALLY DOESN'T. THERES PROOF.

methinks the man has been quaffing his own koolaid or something

that is not the controlled coachspeak that a bigtime CFB coach exhibits… but maybe that is the coachspeak of a bigtime recruiter…and that is enough in CFB

That’s red meat for the red tide.

Much like Obama controls his message, Saban knows exactly what he is saying.

I see nothing wrong with that….unless the some young kids where listening or the FCC.

Agreed, Geori.

The “shit” may or may not have been premeditated, but the message certainly was.

Until I saw that, I had a very faint glimmer of hope for our chances Saturday.

They’re just gonna line up and KILL us the old fashioned Bear Bryant way. 23.5 line? Hogwash. It’ll be 27-0 by halftime. If we’re lucky.

Aight.

If those young kids have ever ventured within Bryant-Denny, they’ve heard worse. I wouldn’t worry about their constitutions too much.

I bet neyland has been a sanctuary of grammer and diction this fall.

“You people”?!?! You mean the black man?!

Holly, Uh-huh! And what about the infamous “Our students don’t die” cheer in K’ville?

I love that man

I just ran through a wall.

Well, there you have it. That’s why Bama has had such a good year—the players are terrified of what he’ll do if they lose. Would you want to face that wrath?

aight.

I’d follow him through the gates of Hell toting five gallon buckets full of napalm.

Holly,
I would venture to guess there’s ten of thousands of children under the age of 10 that are big Bama fans that have never even seen Bryant-Denny with their own two eyes. I’m sure many of these kids have parents in this “bible belt” state who are moral, God fearing people who take their kids to Sunday School every Sunday (in their Bama shirts, no doubt), teach their kids right from wrong, and how to speak without using profanity.

Just because they hear worse in public, or at the stadium don’t make it fuckin’ right I tell ya!

Transcript? Since “this video is no longer available.” Bastards.

Meh.

Dammit. At 1:51:29 this afternoon, I actually started liking Nick Saban. I actually started wanting him as my coach.

Time to wander off into the desert for a few years and ponder what my life has become.

“Nick Saban is Ahab. He is bottomless in his complexity and terrifying in his anger, and capable of speaking whatever language needs to be spoken to get his point across. In another age, he’d be holding onto the harpoon five hundred feet below the surface of the ocean. His ears would bleed in another hundred feet as the whale with the harpoon embedded in its hide dove deeper and deeper; the rope would bloody his already shredded hands. Soon, he’d turn inside out from the pressure. But he’d die with that fucking rope in his hands.”

Now that’s writing. That’s poetry masquerading as prose. That’s WarandfuckingPeace. Call me Ishmael damnit, or I’ll bust your ass!

Orson—you forgot the all-important difference in your Ahab analogy: If Saban is Ahab, then as the white whale drags him down to oblivion, Saban tears the whale’s heart from its chest and dines on it—IN HELL!!

Raider Red “If our stadium on Saturday…I don’t give a shit who we’re playing…it better be what it ought to be.”

(and as a State fan, I’m predicting some Old Testament style smiting as payback for the past two years.)

This was indeed fantastic prose, and I was excited to get home and experience the wrath of Saban in its unadulterated youtube form (i.e., with sound).

Now I’ve seen it and uh … that was it? This is the bottomless anger that is making everyone’s balls quiver? FFS, Lloyd Carr was more intimidating than this when he talked to halftime reporters.

There’s other evidence to show that Saban is a near psychotically driven man who will do damn near anything to win … but this video is seriously not doin’ it.

Ooh. He said ‘shit.’ The Horror.

What.. so he’s going to blame the crowd if they lose?

Nick Saban is a no-talent PUSSY!

Probably premeditated, but brilliant. It’s a sure thing that our team will be motivated for Auburn (there’s some kind of a streak?) but MSU had legitimate slip-up potential until Coach went postal on the radio show.

He pretty much guaranteed an excited crowd and gave his players motivation for a game they could have came out flat for. He’s evil, but he’s ours, and we love him. (This must be what the parents in “The Omen” felt like before Damien turned on them)

ALGator @25:

…But at least he listened!!!

When the "aight"s start comin’, you should start runnin’,

Both Melville and Hawthorne indulged in the “obsession” theme for a majority of their works, but that’s so 19th Century. Ahab is a faulty man because he seeks revenge. That’s where your analogy breaks down.

Saban and Bama do not want revenge. We only want to win. Much like the 3rd Army under Patton, and the US Army in Iraq, it’s undeniable that it’s comforting to ram a red hot poker of tanks up another country’s asshole, but the ultimate reward is to win.

Nick Saban was probaly more pissed about the Tim McGraw bumper music that was playing instead of the Eagles he is supposed to get….its in the contract….
He is just ready to go kick some ass and get some revenge and payback…..He holds grudges, remembers everything, and wont sleep until the score is settled. I promise you, its gonna be very tuff to keep this team up for the next few weeks…thank God for the bye week…..God be with Auburn, he will score a TD for every year of the streak, and I am sure he will pile on the score for the fans……and Mike Leach has meltdowns tooooooooo, yaaarrrrrr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfs_RnGbk6g

I fuggin love this guy

Our coach is Keyser Söze, aight.

The crowd was awesome in B/D last night, even with freezing temps and winds. The fans on hand when the players arrived before the game was the most EVER I’ve seen in 30 years of Tide Watching. Saban wanted the fans into it, and he got his wish.
Can’t wait till the Iron bowl. B/D will rock the state!

ROLL ON TIDE!

dh

Britney’s tits don’t excite like the verbiage of Coach Saban.
Roll Tide