STEVE SPURRIER, ADULT FILM IMPRESSARIO
by Orson on Nov 13, 2008 1:36 PM EST
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Steve Spurrier:...and.....ROLL!
Steven "The Snake" Garcia: You like that baby? Oh, yeah, let's do this...
They begin their scene. Garcia gets into rhythm.
Garcia: YEAH! That's right baby. Deep and down the middle. Cock! A-doodle! DOOOOOOOO---
Steven: ---CUT! Okay, go in Chris.
Chris: But I'm not, you know...ready.
Spurrier: We gotta keep her guessin'! Get in there!
Steven: But I was just startin' to get her cookin', brah!
Spurrier: STEVEN! BENCH! NOW! Aaaaaaaaand...ROLL!
Chris: Maybe, you know, we could just cuddle, and then work up to things here...
Spurrier: CUT! TIME OUT!!! Chris, you gotta get in the game here. We're switching you in to get them confused! She just looks bored. I want her to be guessing! You sit down now.
Chris: (shrugs shoulders, sits)
Spurrier: Garcia, you're in!
Garcia: Fuck yeah, coach! Top Cock, ready to strut.
The scene resumes in thunderous fashion.
Garcia: Come on! Yeah! Coach, you want me to finish this cinnamon bun off with some frosting?
Spurrier: --AND CUT!!! Naw, that's just what they're expecting! I use two guys a scene. At least two.
Beecher: Me? What about me, coach? When do I get in?
Garcia: No way I'm doing a scene with him. There's no telling where he's gonna put it, man.
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Say WHAAAAAA???
Yeah, we try to get him away from Bojangles, Spurrier said. Dont get mad at me, Bojangles — theyve got some good chicken.
by Mich-Placed Gator on Nov 13, 2008 1:45 PM EST reply actions
Spurrier: OK Beecher, you’re in
Beecher: Wheeeeeeeeee!!!
Spurrier: OK Beecher, you’re out…
Beecher: Aww c’mon coach
Spurrier: Son, you were porkin’ a potted plant ferchrissakes
by CincySooner on Nov 13, 2008 1:51 PM EST reply actions
Utterly disturbing. The only questions remaining are (1) who is the Colonel and (2) who is Rollergirl?
by bevo on Nov 13, 2008 2:04 PM EST reply actions
This is one of those posts that makes me sad that I don’t have any acquaintances familiar enough with opposing teams’ rosters to see the comedy in this.
by Will Q on Nov 13, 2008 2:09 PM EST reply actions
Odds Smelley winds up in Reseda, bloody and beaten after trying to get johns on the street?
About even.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 13, 2008 2:17 PM EST reply actions
I just missed most of a lecture biting my tongue and then trying to figure out how to make a comment sound like THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE.
by KYGator on Nov 13, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions
I guess this means Bobby Petrino was Amber Waves?
by Dr. StrangeCock on Nov 13, 2008 3:35 PM EST reply actions
I expect SOS to get them both in the scene at the same time for a little DP* action.
- Double-pass
by Brian O'Blivion on Nov 13, 2008 3:39 PM EST reply actions
Great. Now I’m gonna have “Sister Christian” stuck in my head all evening.
by DrBundy on Nov 13, 2008 5:31 PM EST reply actions
And of course Spurrier is wearing is visor the entire time.
by Gail on Nov 14, 2008 12:17 PM EST reply actions
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