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STEVE SPURRIER, ADULT FILM IMPRESSARIO

Cock and Fire Studios, Columbia, South Carolina.

Steve Spurrier:...and.....ROLL!

Steven "The Snake" Garcia: You like that baby? Oh, yeah, let's do this...

They begin their scene. Garcia gets into rhythm.

Garcia: YEAH! That's right baby. Deep and down the middle. Cock! A-doodle! DOOOOOOOO---

Steven: ---CUT! Okay, go in Chris.

Chris: But I'm not, you know...ready.

Star-divide

Spurrier: We gotta keep her guessin'! Get in there!

Steven: But I was just startin' to get her cookin', brah!

Spurrier: STEVEN! BENCH! NOW! Aaaaaaaaand...ROLL!

Chris: Maybe, you know, we could just cuddle, and then work up to things here...

Spurrier: CUT! TIME OUT!!! Chris, you gotta get in the game here. We're switching you in to get them confused! She just looks bored. I want her to be guessing! You sit down now.

Chris: (shrugs shoulders, sits)

Spurrier: Garcia, you're in!

Garcia: Fuck yeah, coach! Top Cock, ready to strut.

The scene resumes in thunderous fashion.

Garcia: Come on! Yeah! Coach, you want me to finish this cinnamon bun off with some frosting?

Spurrier: --AND CUT!!! Naw, that's just what they're expecting! I use two guys a scene. At least two.

Beecher: Me? What about me, coach? When do I get in?

Garcia: No way I'm doing a scene with him. There's no telling where he's gonna put it, man.

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wow…

by pfingers on Nov 13, 2008 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

Hilarious, because, ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE.

by Holly on Nov 13, 2008 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

Say WHAAAAAA???

“Yeah, we try to get him away from Bojangle’s,” Spurrier said. “Don’t get mad at me, Bojangle’s — they’ve got some good chicken.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDP-JOf9PtQ

by Mich-Placed Gator on Nov 13, 2008 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

Spurrier: OK Beecher, you’re in

Beecher: Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

Spurrier: OK Beecher, you’re out…

Beecher: Aww c’mon coach

Spurrier: Son, you were porkin’ a potted plant ferchrissakes

by CincySooner on Nov 13, 2008 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus that’s parallel.

by Bobby Decatur on Nov 13, 2008 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

Utterly disturbing. The only questions remaining are (1) who is the Colonel and (2) who is Rollergirl?

by bevo on Nov 13, 2008 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

This is one of those posts that makes me sad that I don’t have any acquaintances familiar enough with opposing teams’ rosters to see the comedy in this.

by Will Q on Nov 13, 2008 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

yawn.

by Houston's Nutts on Nov 13, 2008 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

Spurrier’s ballboy son is clearly Rollergirl.

by Holly on Nov 13, 2008 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

Odds Smelley winds up in Reseda, bloody and beaten after trying to get johns on the street?

About even.

by Signal to Noise on Nov 13, 2008 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

I just missed most of a lecture biting my tongue and then trying to figure out how to make a comment sound like THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE.

by KYGator on Nov 13, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

So is Urban doing Macy’s wife in the driveway?

by Mark on Nov 13, 2008 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

/slow clap

by vegas_buckeye on Nov 13, 2008 2:25 PM EST reply actions  

Fantabulous.

by DrB on Nov 13, 2008 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

I guess this means Bobby Petrino was Amber Waves?

by Dr. StrangeCock on Nov 13, 2008 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

I expect SOS to get them both in the scene at the same time for a little DP* action.

  • Double-pass

by Brian O'Blivion on Nov 13, 2008 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

Does that make Giggity Marco Fiorito?

by Der Schatten on Nov 13, 2008 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

Great. Now I’m gonna have “Sister Christian” stuck in my head all evening.

by DrBundy on Nov 13, 2008 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

And of course Spurrier is wearing is visor the entire time.

by Gail on Nov 14, 2008 12:17 PM EST reply actions  

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