Comments on: FSU ASSAULT NEARLY BECOMES INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT

By: Tressel = Satan

Tressel = Satan — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000

Can’t Jack Bauer fix this?

By: Gus

Gus — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:51:10 +0000

Just let the Zooker if they need him in Tally to intervene during next week’s step show. Those greeks don;t want to see the wrath of the Z.

Just when Bowden seems to have things moving in the right direction . . .

By: Benja

Benja — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:33:20 +0000

Yeah, some Sigma Nus were throwing bottles over a fence and down a hill onto our porch one night and dropping N-bombs as well when the Black half our hoops team and a few other guys ran up the hill and jumped the 8 foot fence swinging. We’re a WAC school so that shit doens’t make the paper.

By: Coop

Coop — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:59:34 +0000

Yeah, originially thought PBS was a Jewish fraternity, until I looked into it.

Still, he is/they are still football players.

By: hlh

hlh — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:36:18 +0000

@14

Hint: This wasn’t the KA Order causing a ruckus.

By: calbearsfan

calbearsfan — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:02:26 +0000

Really, picking a fight with members of a Division 1 football program might be one of the dumber ideas I can think of.

What’s the thought process on that one: “Where can we find the largest concentrated group of people who exist in the deep end of the physical gene pool and contains at least 12 of the largest individuals on campus – including 2nd string offensive lineman who are guaranteed to have their teammates back.

Hmmnmmmmmmmmm…”

By: chg

chg — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:33:31 +0000

Good thing the commandos weren’t going after Omega Psi Phi. They’d likely be outgunned.

By: Josh M

Josh M — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:16:37 +0000

Um, why doesn’t that guy in the weight loss ad wear pants?

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:09:44 +0000

In defense of the US here, they did find several aluminum tubes at the Phi Beta Sigma house. Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube!?! ALUMINUM!!

Justified strike, if you ask me.

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:07:52 +0000

I’d make a LOTR-inspired Easterling joke, but I can’t remember anything about them aside from mascara and pointy armor.

By: zzgator

zzgator — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:14:19 +0000

Couldn’t leave the BDS out of it, “huh”?

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:57:38 +0000

+ Many, Pete.

By: PeteJayhawk

PeteJayhawk — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:55:42 +0000

To avoid further international incident, he will henceforth be known as Chinese Taipei Easterling.

By: Year2-Dave

Year2-Dave — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:52:27 +0000

Hey, that last picture looks like it was in the part of Tallahassee where the original Firehouse Subs is. Hopefully it wasn’t damaged…

By: PW

PW — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:48:45 +0000

I noticed the State thing too, but I didn’t want 2 of the first 4 comments to be critical of you, Orson. I rather enjoy your work and I’m willing to overlook the occasional mistake. Besides, I’m sure if I were the one cranking out 5 or so of these a day, there’d be a typo or 2.