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HuntsvilleRebFan says:
Saban all my love…
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November 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
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www.southbendblarney.com says:
What about an Erin Andrews Scratch’N'Sniff centerfold?
November 13th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
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swampchomp says:
Mangino + Friedgen = BBM (Big Beautiful Men)
November 13th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
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crawtater says:
Although I’m sure the articles would be great and all, if history is any indicator of the future I’d probably just let the three-page centerfold flap open every time and never actually get around to reading.
November 13th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
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Doug says:
#52 for the win.
November 14th, 2008 at 9:20 am