IMPROVEMENT IS ALL RELATIVE: BAYLOR
AggieReport is right in that Baylor still inspires visions of fierce cuddling as a threat rather than mauling, but consider what “improvement” means, really. It is a relative term, much like “attractive,” or “uncomfortable,” or “awesome.” Awesome for you might mean a nice weekend at a spa with the lady friend or wife, followed up by a round of golf; for some of us, it might mean a weekend spent running through the mire bowhunting; for others, it might be a gallon of PCP, a bottle of rum, and a rental car taken out on a dead man’s credit card. (By others, we mean us.)
Baylor has the same record it had at this point last year: 3-7 going into its final two games. Not clear improvement by any stretch of the imagination, but take a look at the margin of loss in those seven. Under GuyMo, Baylor lost its first seven games last year by a margin of 29.9 points. This year, under Art Briles, that has fallen to 18.6 points in their losses.
So, to recap: Baylor 2007, this, a mess rolling downhill without forethought, planning, or hope of landing. Baylor 2008, this: interestingly designed, full of flair, and closer to success than one might initially think possible.









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Last Dragon says:
Jon Gruden considers that bear…….gay.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
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Gene ParmesAg says:
“Boston” Mike Sherman is …so…startled…right…now.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
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Bobby Decatur says:
It’s a slow week.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
No shit, Bobby.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
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samsquantch says:
For a shit team in a shit town, AggieReport brings the heat. Damn funny stuff.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
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Dante says:
I’ve been tracking Baylor all year. I’m immensely proud of them for losing 45-21 these days instead of 45-0. Now at least their starters are better than the 2nd and 3rd string of their opponents.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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vegas_buckeye says:
It’s videos like this that serve to Prove that college football is the nerdiest of all sports. Quite possibly nerdier than Harry Potter.
man, I loves me some CFB. No Conjecture, here.
November 11th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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InsaneCoachPosse says:
anyone who even trys to imagine a gallon of PCP has obviously never done any… think of a gallon of pure LSD… yes, that’s right, enough to make everyone east of the Mississippi kiss the sky
since this is a slow week post, let me just say… Larrysweightloss*dot*com is just about enough to make me stay away from this site until next spring
thank you
November 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm