Nothing is funnier than unhappiness. Especially true if this happiness is yours, and not mine, and emanates from the cruel geometries of the football field. We sit in the garbage cans of our perfection at the end of this play, some of us sullied with one loss, some of us still winless, all of us actors on this stage without directors.

We discuss this existential torment using our only weapon left: humor. Join us at 9:00 p.m. EDT for EDSBS Live: Endgame edition, where we promise alternate realities surrounding the BCS, a full account of every conference important enough to ridicule, and bad imitations of Lou Holtz. We promise the incredible will arise from the mundane. It always does.

Listen here.