EDSBS LIVE! ENDGAME EDITION

by Orson on Nov 11, 2008 4:13 PM EST

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness. Especially true if this happiness is yours, and not mine, and emanates from the cruel geometries of the football field. We sit in the garbage cans of our perfection at the end of this play, some of us sullied with one loss, some of us still winless, all of us actors on this stage without directors.

We discuss this existential torment using our only weapon left: humor. Join us at 9:00 p.m. EDT for EDSBS Live: Endgame edition, where we promise alternate realities surrounding the BCS, a full account of every conference important enough to ridicule, and bad imitations of Lou Holtz. We promise the incredible will arise from the mundane. It always does.

Listen here.

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Light black. From pole to pole.

by Holly on Nov 11, 2008 4:24 PM EST reply actions

LOST secret revealed!!!! Now we know who “Jacob” is!

by meatybob on Nov 11, 2008 4:25 PM EST reply actions

Seriously, what could be scarier than Lil Red in that cabin? NOTHING, THAT’S WHAT.

by Holly on Nov 11, 2008 4:33 PM EST reply actions

Oh Holly. You know what they say about dudes with big inflatable hands…

by meatybob on Nov 11, 2008 4:36 PM EST reply actions

Who is creepier? Lil Red or The Burger King?

Your vote counts.

by yoyofutbawl on Nov 11, 2008 4:44 PM EST reply actions

the best Lou Holtz impressions of all time -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1J5B1qbIA &&
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPImwEHZqc

by beckett929 on Nov 11, 2008 4:56 PM EST reply actions

yoyo: Throw in that talking baby from the investment firm ads, and that’s one creepy trifecta.

by beast in 'bama on Nov 11, 2008 4:58 PM EST reply actions

Ah yes. College football as existential modernism. I hope that one day that the Reed College fightin Godots win the MNC.

by donny on Nov 11, 2008 5:01 PM EST reply actions

Anyone remember the damned spooky 80’s movie, American Gothic? Uh. Yea. Like this, only with less dead babies than Nick.

by Der Schatten on Nov 11, 2008 5:49 PM EST reply actions

The commercial where the King is in the backyard, and the guy looks up and the King is standing with his face against the kitchen window?

Yeah, I shit myself the first time I saw it.

by Tater Salad on Nov 11, 2008 5:57 PM EST reply actions

This better be the first post of the day tomorrow.

http://www.spike.com/video/tailgatings-no-fun/3060517

by Houston's Nutts on Nov 11, 2008 10:07 PM EST reply actions

holly, i didn’t think it was humanly possible to create a photochop that would exceed lsufreek’s gif animation from earlier today in terms of sheer awesome… but damn, girl.

by kleph on Nov 11, 2008 10:46 PM EST reply actions