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1
AZDuck says:
Orson:
see the last thread.
Oregon is breaking out new ridiculous uniforms. Thought you might be interested, in a low-hanging-fruit sort of way.
November 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
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poguemahone says:
I didn’t even notice the skin color change, I noticed rather that the chick on the right is still fat.
I will remind all my black friends of this instance of color-blindness the next time I say something absurdly racist.
November 11th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
AZDuck: on it.
November 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
TCOAN-
This is the Michael Jackson Diet, which also changes your race.
November 11th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
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OhioDawg says:
pigment is heavier than muscle OR fat.
November 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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Der Schatten says:
works for me so long as I don’t have to look at the flabby-cum-brahsome bear in the past thread.
*looks up, sees Vanguard investment add…drinks*
November 11th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
It beats the OMG PLZ DONT GO LOWER before and after pic of the dude who lost 46 pounds. I have to find something non-gay to look at after I see those pics. NTTAWWT.
November 11th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
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sb says:
Sorry, I shall not read your story, you shaven-chested denizen of a nude-beach…
Oh, and as for the pigmentation change with the proposed diet, well, as stated above, I was more intrigued with the lack of change in apparent weight…some ads illustrate a product’s effectiveness while others let you come to your own conclusion, so long as you do it with their product, I suppose. Not sure of the latter’s effectiveness.
November 11th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
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beast in 'bama says:
So they’re encouraging you to use bleach to lose weight now? How extreme.
Oh, and judging by my first reaction and comments of the same nature, it’s a sign of how far we’ve come in America when we pay attention to the substance of a person’s girth, and not the color of their skin. Barack Obama is not even sworn in yet, and he’s already making a difference, people.
November 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I couldn’t get any paler if I tried, so plainly that is not the diet plan for my flabby middle aged ass.
November 11th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
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Der Schatten says:
Google Ads must die. This guy is really creeping me the fuck out. It’s like Tony Stark met these guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=144sv7WAakg
November 11th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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Big Jon says:
Seriously- why doesn’t that guy wear clothes?
I like the hat tip to the wife. Fucking classy.
November 11th, 2008 at 7:43 pm