A NOTE ON INTERNET ADVERTISING

Orson:

see the last thread.

Oregon is breaking out new ridiculous uniforms. Thought you might be interested, in a low-hanging-fruit sort of way.

I didn’t even notice the skin color change, I noticed rather that the chick on the right is still fat.

I will remind all my black friends of this instance of color-blindness the next time I say something absurdly racist.

AZDuck: on it.

TCOAN-

This is the Michael Jackson Diet, which also changes your race.

pigment is heavier than muscle OR fat.

works for me so long as I don’t have to look at the flabby-cum-brahsome bear in the past thread.

looks up, sees Vanguard investment add…drinks

It beats the OMG PLZ DONT GO LOWER before and after pic of the dude who lost 46 pounds. I have to find something non-gay to look at after I see those pics. NTTAWWT.

Sorry, I shall not read your story, you shaven-chested denizen of a nude-beach…

Oh, and as for the pigmentation change with the proposed diet, well, as stated above, I was more intrigued with the lack of change in apparent weight…some ads illustrate a product’s effectiveness while others let you come to your own conclusion, so long as you do it with their product, I suppose. Not sure of the latter’s effectiveness.

So they’re encouraging you to use bleach to lose weight now? How extreme.

Oh, and judging by my first reaction and comments of the same nature, it’s a sign of how far we’ve come in America when we pay attention to the substance of a person’s girth, and not the color of their skin. Barack Obama is not even sworn in yet, and he’s already making a difference, people.

I couldn’t get any paler if I tried, so plainly that is not the diet plan for my flabby middle aged ass.

Google Ads must die. This guy is really creeping me the fuck out. It’s like Tony Stark met these guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=144sv7WAakg

Seriously- why doesn’t that guy wear clothes?

I like the hat tip to the wife. Fucking classy.