TEXAS TECH FANS SHOULD NOT GO SHOT FOR TD
Auburn fans, you go feel free to celebrate with a shot after each touchdown scored by the Tigers this season. At the rate the plate-tectonics attack on the Plains grinds out points, you might even get slightly buzzed at one point this season! YAY SPREAD ARFENSE!!!
If you are a Texas Tech fans, though, and someone proposes you do a shot after each TD? This person is trying to steal your kidneys, your wallet, your virtue, or all three. This is only permissable and understandable within the city limits of New Orleans, and should be kept there.
Texas Tech scored eight TDS against OK State Saturday night…and that didn’t count “bonus shots” administered to the poor shirtless bastard seen below.
Guns up! If you would like to see the perfect match of footage and music that caused the sexy towel-riding in the preceding video, click the jump and be prepared: Texas Tech always shoots to thrill.
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Landshark says:
Camcorders and Alcohol.
A combination which, thankfully, hasn’t caught up with me yet!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Not impressed. Its not a drunk video until something or someone is hurt or destroyed in a humorous stupor.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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hlh says:
Alternate title:
How to make Cody persona non grata.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
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MeytonPanning says:
Sexy towel riding?
Call me old fashioned, but when did wiping your ass with a towel become sexy?
November 10th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
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beast in 'bama says:
Even though it has come at the expense of the Longhorns, a fanbase celebrating real success for the very first time is a lot of fun to watch.
Shoot to Thrill ought to become their intro song at home games, if it isn’t already. Best AC/DC song, post Bon Scott, IMO.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
You know, Texas Tech has really grown on me. Once pretenders, they look the part of contender now. Let’s see em take that shit on the road.
I am so glad that I finished college before the youtubes and internets took off. We watched Oilers games back in the real run n’ shoot days when they’d just score like mad and one Monday night I made the vow: a shot for every TD pass. With similar results sans the towel dancing bit, but all of the flopping on the floor crying stuff.
Why couldn’t the Oilers do that in the playoffs? God, they sucked.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
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Dante says:
Gen. Stoopnagle, the Oilers DID do that in the playoffs. You can’t have the biggest comeback in NFL Playoff History without someone putting up a heck of a lot of points early (and keeping the clock alive by running and shooting themselves right off a cliff).
November 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
How about you chug your beer for as long as they show the bell ringer on television during a TTU game?
Texas Tech needs to bring this bell ringer back for an encore.
November 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
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diamondm says:
Stoopnagle is so right. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Thank God I graduated before Youtube came along. I daresay that repeated losing of the magnitude I witnessed at post-DP SMU produced at least as much, if not more, imbibing of the firewater — with predictable (though thankfully undocumented) results.
Having married a Red Raider, I can finally (if only vicariously) enjoy a kick ass football team.
November 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
Stoopnagle, thank you for bringing that pain back in my life. Watching that game was among my low points.
I had a small thread of revenge when the Music City Miracle took place against those Bills ~ 10 years later.
November 10th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
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Last Dragon says:
the best part of that video was the scroll at the bottom that said:
Alabama 27 LSU 21 F/OT
November 10th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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weagle251 says:
Re: Auburn’s Dynamic Offense,
I know it’s fun to kick a man when he’s down, but LEAVE ‘EM THE HELL ALONE, PEEPUL!
/Phyllis
November 10th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
Wonder what they’ll do when they actually face a defense that has better speed and tackling skills than a bunch of Big 12 blocking dummies…..
November 10th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
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Brian says:
8 shots in 3.5 hours? Weak. Unless you A) do them all at once at the end or B) take a shot for every touchdown, every time a td is scored, so that 3 TDs = 6 shots type scenario.
November 10th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
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www.southbendblarney.com says:
So…don’t show Texas Tech video at any AA meetings?
November 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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grinman says:
http://www.wordle.net/create
most commonly used words on edsbs…etc
November 10th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
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David says:
“At the rate the plate-tectonics attack on the Plains grinds out points, you might even get slightly buzzed at one point this season! YAY SPREAD ARFENSE!!!”
Anyone who says this hasn’t seen the UGA “we’re not a 49 point” “or a 38 point” “or a 41 point” defense – you get the idea.
Hide the liquor, here comes the best defense we’ve seen in Athens since dear old Richard Bell and his “Dancing Bears” D-Line.
Too bad Tony Franklin couldn’t have hung on until Saturday, he’d look like a genius.
November 10th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
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Raider Red says:
#13: The defense getting shredded in that video allowed 23 and 28 points to the #12 and #3 teams, respectively. And the defense Tech goes against in practice isn’t too shabby either.
November 10th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
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Mug Shots says:
Brian, you haven’t seen the size of shot glasss in Texas. You might call them mugs. It’s a regional thing.
If you Gator-weenies think you really want a dose of this, just whip those Tide guys and we’ll get it on in Miami.
Go Raiders!! [hiccup]
November 10th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Geaux Irish: Oh, no, you can’t hang that on me. I simply lamented the general angst I had – had – as an Oilers fan that they never made it to or won a Super Bowl either in the Luv Ya Blue or House of Pain days. It’s Dante – THE BASTARD! – who brought up that game that won’t be named. And I, like you, thank him for NOTHING.
Worst. Football. Moment. Of. My. Life.
The worst part is that I called it. Told my Dad at the start of the 3d – eh, it’s never over. Fucking Frank Riech. jebus.
November 11th, 2008 at 7:52 am