EVERYBODY. MOVE YOUR FEET. WOAH OH OH.
Move your feet, Iowa. Penn State, this plane is definitely crashing, and you do indeed have shit luck. This snowball is becoming an avalanche. Though no one knows what it’s going to crush next, you have to like the noise it makes rolling downhill.










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Oops Pow Surprise says:
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November 9th, 2008 at 2:40 am
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SuperJew says:
That second link makes my ears bleed.
November 9th, 2008 at 4:03 am
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Ninja Football says:
Mark May and Lou Holth make me wanna go all Van Gogh on myself. Only with both ears.
November 9th, 2008 at 7:00 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2008 at 7:58 am
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mhentz says:
A shot of vitamin I for the Nits next weekend is just what the doctor ordered.
November 9th, 2008 at 8:32 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
What do corn fields smell like when they’re burning? popcorn?
November 9th, 2008 at 9:54 am
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Hawkeye State says:
We must ignite this soybean
November 9th, 2008 at 10:55 am
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Coop says:
Thank you, Iowa, for basically guaranteeing America an Oklahoma/Florida national championship game.
Things that will make me happy in December/January:
1) Florida beating Alabama in Atlanta. It will happen.
2) Oklahoma beating Florida in Miami in an upset. Again, will happen.
Christmas and NYE as well. But more so seeing Alabama getting their comeuppance, because we did not give it to them, and then Florida, and the rest of the SEC, getting theirs.
Because, as we all know, if Florida beats Oklahoma, that means that Tennessee, Kentucky, Vandy, Miss State, South Carolina and the rest of the less than mediocres or mediocres are better than Oklahoma.
Now, if you will excuse me, the only ball that matters is the one that you dribble.
Time to get the superiority complex back.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am
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chaimy4life says:
Iowa reminded me of when I farted during the end of Million Dollar Baby and my friends and I were laughing hysterically and ruined it for the whole theatre.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
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meatybob says:
First, one of citizens decides NOT to sue after finding a rat in her coffee can, and now this.
Iowa, you just give and give and give…
Now, I am going to use ethonal for gas, molotov coctails, AND starter fluid for grilling.
November 9th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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PW says:
chaimy4life @ 9
best comment i’ve seen in weeks. great name as well. kudos all around.
November 9th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
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PW says:
Did anyone else hear Bob Davie talking about Tebow’s Spring Break trip to “Thighland” during the first quarter?
November 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
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Rob says:
#12: I’m making a conscious effort to stay away from games called by Bob Davie after hearing him call a Missouri game earlier this year and pronouncing it “MaZORee” 2580 times that night.
/twitch
November 9th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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THETexasStateUniversity says:
@13:
Mus-kamp
November 9th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
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Dr. StrangeCock says:
JoePa’s has has slowly dried up.
November 9th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
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Dr. StrangeCock says:
JoePa’s heart has slowly dried up.
November 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
BS BCS Dept:
Latest BS rankings:
1. Bama
2. Tex Tech
3. Tex
4. Florida (not the one from Jimmy Walker’s Good Times)
5. Okie
6. USC-w
We can all thank Iowa for getting rid of State Penn.
Now, let the carnage begin so that USC can move up four or so places!!!!!!!
I would love to see what Tebow or Crabby can do against a REAL DEFENSE.
November 9th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
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BamaCPA says:
Shutting down the Ty Willingham Express doesn’t necessarily mean you have a REAL DEFENSE.
November 9th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
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Studley says:
PW @ 12 – I didn’t hear the Davie comment. But haven’t we all made that trip on one Spring Break or another? Thighland is the rest stop on the way to the rough and sometimes unforgiving territory of Sexistan.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
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sullivan013 says:
@8
2a. No, Florida beats Oklahoma in a game entitled ‘The Tebow Incident.’
“If you let that go, there won’t be nothing safe-our cattle, our homes, even our women folks!.”
Because in the Big 12, redundancy is a way of life.
November 10th, 2008 at 7:43 am
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The Tusk says:
Coop – your bitter, bitter tears make me laugh. That and the Fighting IPTAYs season.
You ought to be grateful to Bama:
- we clinched Bowden’s departure
- we gave you Dabo Sweeney
Well, one out of two ain’t bad.
November 10th, 2008 at 8:59 am
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NativeSon says:
@17
Oregon State ring any bells?
November 10th, 2008 at 10:13 am
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Jester says:
I’d like to point aht that Pitt beat Iowa.
November 10th, 2008 at 3:14 pm