EVERYBODY. MOVE YOUR FEET. WOAH OH OH.
by Orson on Nov 9, 2008 12:54 AM EST
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Move your feet, Iowa. Penn State, this plane is definitely crashing, and you do indeed have shit luck. This snowball is becoming an avalanche. Though no one knows what it's going to crush next, you have to like the noise it makes rolling downhill.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 9, 2008 2:40 AM EST reply actions
Mark May and Lou Holth make me wanna go all Van Gogh on myself. Only with both ears.
by Ninja Football on Nov 9, 2008 7:00 AM EST reply actions
A shot of vitamin I for the Nits next weekend is just what the doctor ordered.
by mhentz on Nov 9, 2008 8:32 AM EST reply actions
What do corn fields smell like when they’re burning? popcorn?
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 9, 2008 9:54 AM EST reply actions
Thank you, Iowa, for basically guaranteeing America an Oklahoma/Florida national championship game.
Things that will make me happy in December/January:
1) Florida beating Alabama in Atlanta. It will happen.
2) Oklahoma beating Florida in Miami in an upset. Again, will happen.
Christmas and NYE as well. But more so seeing Alabama getting their comeuppance, because we did not give it to them, and then Florida, and the rest of the SEC, getting theirs.
Because, as we all know, if Florida beats Oklahoma, that means that Tennessee, Kentucky, Vandy, Miss State, South Carolina and the rest of the less than mediocres or mediocres are better than Oklahoma.
Now, if you will excuse me, the only ball that matters is the one that you dribble.
Time to get the superiority complex back.
by Coop on Nov 9, 2008 11:00 AM EST reply actions
Iowa reminded me of when I farted during the end of Million Dollar Baby and my friends and I were laughing hysterically and ruined it for the whole theatre.
by chaimy4life on Nov 9, 2008 11:41 AM EST reply actions
First, one of citizens decides NOT to sue after finding a rat in her coffee can, and now this.
Iowa, you just give and give and give…
Now, I am going to use ethonal for gas, molotov coctails, AND starter fluid for grilling.
by meatybob on Nov 9, 2008 12:07 PM EST reply actions
chaimy4life @ 9
best comment i’ve seen in weeks. great name as well. kudos all around.
by PW on Nov 9, 2008 1:22 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone else hear Bob Davie talking about Tebow’s Spring Break trip to “Thighland” during the first quarter?
by PW on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM EST reply actions
#12: I’m making a conscious effort to stay away from games called by Bob Davie after hearing him call a Missouri game earlier this year and pronouncing it “MaZORee” 2580 times that night.
/twitch
by Rob on Nov 9, 2008 3:12 PM EST reply actions
BS BCS Dept:
Latest BS rankings:
1. Bama
2. Tex Tech
3. Tex
4. Florida (not the one from Jimmy Walker’s Good Times)
5. Okie
6. USC-w
We can all thank Iowa for getting rid of State Penn.
Now, let the carnage begin so that USC can move up four or so places!!!!!!!
I would love to see what Tebow or Crabby can do against a REAL DEFENSE.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Nov 9, 2008 5:39 PM EST reply actions
Shutting down the Ty Willingham Express doesn’t necessarily mean you have a REAL DEFENSE.
by BamaCPA on Nov 9, 2008 9:45 PM EST reply actions
PW @ 12 – I didn’t hear the Davie comment. But haven’t we all made that trip on one Spring Break or another? Thighland is the rest stop on the way to the rough and sometimes unforgiving territory of Sexistan.
by Studley on Nov 9, 2008 11:39 PM EST reply actions
@8
2a. No, Florida beats Oklahoma in a game entitled ‘The Tebow Incident.’
“If you let that go, there won’t be nothing safe-our cattle, our homes, even our women folks!.”
Because in the Big 12, redundancy is a way of life.
by sullivan013 on Nov 10, 2008 7:43 AM EST reply actions
Coop – your bitter, bitter tears make me laugh. That and the Fighting IPTAYs season.
You ought to be grateful to Bama:
- we clinched Bowden’s departure
- we gave you Dabo Sweeney
Well, one out of two ain’t bad.
by The Tusk on Nov 10, 2008 8:59 AM EST reply actions
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