Comments on: EDSBS RAW: NAKED SUSHI BUFFET PICKS, WEEK 11

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:36:06 +0000

Haterade Holly? We look forward to showing Mssrs. D’Antonio/Kelley/Kiffin punitive sodomy for years and years to come.

By: big nate

big nate — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:42:46 +0000

who gets to rape joepa this season? yes. the answer lies in the northwesterlies.

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:13:44 +0000

Lee Van Cleef is horrified at the comparison to that scary plastic abomination of a mascot. GOD NO MY EYES MY EYES!!!

It took the worst defensive display in the history of mankind, two fumbles, plus a dropped Crabtree pass in the end zone for the Pokes to win last year in Stillwater. This game is in Lubbock, at night.

All the “experts” are counting on a letdown. Of course, let’s review the “experts” line of thinking this year:

“Nevada should be tricky”. Win by 16 despite a horrid performance by Harrell.
“K-State will be a road test after their non-conference schedule, pick’em.” Win by 30.
“They’ll lose to Kansas since they’re looking ahead to Texas”. Win by 42.
“Texas will bring the Raiders back to reality”. You know how this turned out.

I’ve been cautiously optimistic about this season, predicting 9-3 (w/losses to OU, possible losses to KU, OSU, and UT). Screw it…we’re playing with house money. All of you who think we’re going to lose to Orange Aggy just because we played Texas last week, think again. Okie State doesn’t have the D to slow us down, nor the offense to keep up. The 24 they put up against Texas, or the 28 against Mizzou won’t be enough.

Tech 42, Orange Aggy 31.

By: John In Huntsville

John In Huntsville — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:45:59 +0000

Alabama is going to sodomize LSU on national television tomorrow afternoon. Stone deep, no lube, no reacharound.

Bowden – Fired
Fatass – Fired
Tubby – Dead Dick Walking
Miles – Next

By: Coop

Coop — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:18:15 +0000

Carolina is going to rape Tech, on Saturday.

God bless Paul Johnson, but Butch Davis is going to rape him, at noon, tomorrow, EST.

Get excited, nerds.

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:16:24 +0000

I’m really something.

By: peachy

peachy — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:59:11 +0000

Holy shit – someone spelled ‘cachet’ correctly on the internet. How the fuck did that happen?

By: Techie

Techie — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:49:05 +0000

GT and the points.

(adjusts the gold-colored glasses)

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:57:38 +0000

M1EK—AUBURN spanked us this season. AUBURN. You cannot hurt me. I am beyond pain and into giddily poking my own wounds with a stick.

By: M1EK

M1EK — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:43:50 +0000

Holly, those last three times PSU spanked your boys, we were in a GOOD mood. You don’t want to make us mad.

By: Hellinahandbasket

Hellinahandbasket — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:30:40 +0000

Nails in a coffin boys, nails in a coffin. That’s what OSU will be driving into the chances of Mike Leach staying in Lube-Tech.

One more time he’ll witness his team flame out at the end of a season like a pile of freshly lit Kingsford in a hailstorm… and that will be all it will take.

Tomorrow night is for all the marbles. It’s our “Get your guns out”, against their “Guns Up”, our “Spirit Rider” atop a black horse against their “Masked Rider” riding a, well, black horse, Our Sunburnt Lee Van Cleef looking Pistol Pistol Pete firing his shotgun against their Yosemite Sam ripoff firing his, well, shotgun… Their “Pirate Costumes” against our, “No thanks we’re straight”. All the marbles!!!!!

Pokes by 9. Ride ‘EM!

By: DrBundy

DrBundy — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:18:37 +0000

@ #16 – Angrily deny a la Les Miles and mean it or angrily deny like Nick Saban and be lying through his teeth?

By: The Gentleman Masher

The Gentleman Masher — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:10:04 +0000

Whoops – everyone denying Patterson hire now. He even called the ESPN Radio affiliate in Dallas to angrily deny.

Let’s see if K-State makes a mess of this, or if this is just posturing.

By: oaklandbear

oaklandbear — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:07:46 +0000

EDSBS noticed us! Yay! Go Bears!

By: ChasingMizzou

ChasingMizzou — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:52:52 +0000

Upset special: Wind Powered Assassins over Le Pirates Rouge.