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OMG ITCHY NOSE!!!

No, he did not flip off Florida. He's itching his nose.

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Pete Carroll would have been more direct and to the point.

by Crabapple Buck on Nov 6, 2008 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

For those who have forgotten, this is how you leave no doubt how you feel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqmmxOsJW1Y

by Crabapple Buck on Nov 6, 2008 12:23 PM EST reply actions  

No, he couldn’t have flipped the bird. That would have taken BALLS. Or maybe that’s what he does when he shits all over himself at the sight of orange helmets?

I don’t know.

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 6, 2008 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

Gen. Stoopnagle-
The one-game winning streak is an intoxicating aroma, no? Trust me, it is.

And I thought the celebration demonstrated balls. Stupidity also, perhaps. But definitely balls.

by Jason on Nov 6, 2008 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

I only wish he was flipping off ole Urbs. That would show that he gave a single, solitary damn for five seconds, which is much, much, much more than he has ever demonstrated ever. Of course, flipping off somebody fifty-three yards away with the old nose-scratch, does seem like the schoolyard goodie-good trying to get away with something, which would be about what one expects from Richt.

Final verdict: The bird is factual and proves the pansiness of this coach who doesn’t have the balls to give both birds high in the air whilst skipping along the sidelines telling all his quitters that he for once gives a damn. If only he could really mean it.

by Imarealist on Nov 6, 2008 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe, Jason.

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 6, 2008 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

If only western civilization had not seen fit to do away with the practice of dueling. Richt, having determined an insult to his honor, could challenge Urb to pistols at dawn. Of course that assumes that Richt considers Urb a gentleman worthy of such action. If not he could simply beat him with his walking cane or riding crop, or delegate the task to his servants. Either way he has the opportunity to gain satisfaction. If only…

by skinnyphatman on Nov 6, 2008 1:22 PM EST reply actions  

Jason, a one game winning streak isn’t intoxicating…taking 16 of 19, however, is effer-f*cking-vescent

by Judge on Nov 6, 2008 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

Ima @ #5…I think you’ve pegged it.

Skinny @ #7…Richt, too, would have to meet the qualifications to be considered a gentleman, a point apparently somewhat in doubt…and as the initial slight that earned Richt his timeouts stemmed from an egregious departure from football rules of etiquette (the storming of the endzone by the entire bench as if it was the first one ever scored by UGA) initiated by him, it is questionable whether or not he has grounds to call anyone out.

To push the analogy even further, Meyer is the one who was initially wronged, and his timeouts were the virtual slap across the face with a glove…a challenge to seek satisfaction. Somehow I can’t see Richt responding this next year…I don’t think his team is going to be up to it.

The Code Duello…who shall act as your second, Sir?

by sb on Nov 6, 2008 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

I thought I saw it during the game and we all said the same thing… he just flipped him off… while in all actuality, if he would have had a gun, there would have been an empty clip on the ground….

by The Holy Grail on Nov 6, 2008 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Holy @ #10…“if I had a rocket launcher…”

by sb on Nov 6, 2008 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

@7

Perhaps Richt should have danced around a little to get Urban’s attention, and THEN flipped him off. History has shown us that that dancing gets Meyer’s attention.

by NativeSon on Nov 6, 2008 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

sb, you’re probably right. A duel is likely above both of them. Maybe it could be settled Fight Club style? Or bumfights.com?

Literally, tens of dollars to see that.

by skinnyphatman on Nov 6, 2008 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

@13 – I like the way it WAS settled (on the field) just fine, thankyouverymuch.

by ClwFlGator on Nov 6, 2008 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

Dear Mark Richt,

SCOREBOARD.

Love,
The Mighty Gators

by MrRedDevil on Nov 6, 2008 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, he did indeed do it. Saw it on DVR last night. They then showed Meyer who scratched nuts with his bird finger, smelled it, and pointed to the score board… bitch.

by Spanky on Nov 6, 2008 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

  1. Spanky…I’ve got to take an interwebs timeout and celebrate that one. Bra-vo.

by Brian O'Blivion on Nov 6, 2008 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

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