Comments on: GUEST COLUMNIST: LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK, SEX ADDICT, ON THE PAC-10

By: Mark D

Mark D — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:49:30 +0000

@ BIg John:
Not that you’re likely to ever come back and read this…
But my choice of tickets was based soley on locale. I used to live in Tucson, hence UofA tickets. I moved to Tempe last year, but kept UofA tickets for one more season because my wife is an alum. The drive was too much and that scheduled Thurs. night game sealed it for me as I cannot attend weeknight games due to working late and the 2 hour drive. I picked up ASU tickets because the stadium is 3 miles from house, but they cost over twice as much for football that’s 3 times shittier than anything I saw from UofA last year.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:47:04 +0000

Ive heard of a Fuck Lion, but a Fuck-a- Duck is just too easy, which Fuck-a-Duck is my pet name for Chik-fil-Fucking Awesome

By: Gene ParmesAg

Gene ParmesAg — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:48:23 +0000

How much does the Pac10 suck?

The only way it can be brought up on a national CFB site is when it’s accompanied by cartoon duck smut.

By: www.southbendblarney.com

www.southbendblarney.com — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:23:29 +0000

Sorry LaunchPad, being a sex addict/football commentator is only second best.

The best combo is being a sex addict/Hall of Fame football player. Joe Namath craved the poon so much he hit on Suzy Kolber! (Of course, I think he went into rehab after that.)

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:32:37 +0000

Viva la Pac-10 !!!!!

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:54:36 +0000

I think “Pants Fear Me” should be the motto for the next batch of EDSBS tee-shirts.

In related news, Launchpad McQuack is Marques Slocum’s favorite cartoon character.

By: The Young Nucleus

The Young Nucleus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:57:34 +0000

Please, more of this.

Nearly pissed myself laughing at “she gets nine inches of gratitude in multiple, rapid installments.”

You’ve outdone yourself, Orson.

By: BIg Jon

BIg Jon — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:28:45 +0000

Arizona’s best win was at home against a Cal team that was without Jahvid Best for most of the game. Under Stoops they’ve typically played USC tough and always pull one big upset out of their ass, but I’d expect them to start regressing to the mean any day now. This is still a team that lost to Stanford and New Mexico.

I have no excuses for ASU. Erickson is still doing well recruiting talent to the program, but his failure in Tempe has been playcalling and his faith in his offensive system and coordinator. Rich Olson ran Butch Davis’ Miami talent into a brick wall, and the same seems to be happening to the boys in Tempe.

And Mark D @ #26, congrats on making a better choice. If it were going the other way, I’d consider your treasonous vampire act to be worthy of a Launchpad McQuack skullfuck.

By: TrojanRick

TrojanRick — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:59:56 +0000

While OSU does control its destiny, it’s also the beneficiary of not having played much of the “meat” of the conference, meaning it still must defeat UCLA, Cal, Az and Oregon, which if it does will most definitely earn it the trip to the Rose Bowl.
Cal still must win at SC on Saturday night, then defeat that same OSU, Stanford and U/W – not impossible, but which Cal team will show up in any of those games is always of concern.
Oregon still has Stanford, Az and OSU on its schedule.
SC may have the best remaining schedule, with Cal(no cinch here), then Stanford, ND, and UCLA.
Just don’t count us out yet, or at least not until Sunday morning.

By: Mark D

Mark D — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:19:03 +0000

You’re a sick and twisted fuck Orson, and don’t you ever fucking change!
I picked a hell of year to quit UofA tickets for ASU. DAMMIT!

By: dzop

dzop — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:14:32 +0000

not all duck is kosher.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscovy_Duck

By: gatorphunk

gatorphunk — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:35:52 +0000

You promised you’d call me later to resolve the moulting issue going on in the back of my Sentra. I’m still waiting, Launchpad!

At least txt to let me know you’re okay.

-Adobo Rose

By: John

John — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:19:25 +0000

For Launchpad McQuack, life truly is like a hurricane.

By: beckett929

beckett929 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:08:39 +0000

Yeah Harvey…. just like OSU/Michigan should have just been the title game a few years ago, because CLEARLY they were the two best teams and noone could beat either one of them….

and the “little bits” from “smaller confernces”…just ignore the fact the Big East has won 3 straight BCS games…. or that Boise and Utah have actually won BCS games previously… you can tell youre a commie schmoozer… selectively ignore certain parts of historical fact…

By: sandman227

sandman227 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:03:02 +0000

Gaddammit, I’m trying to teach a training class…. “pink thermometer”: why am I so susceptible to to this brand of humor? Why?????????