GUEST COLUMNIST: LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK, SEX ADDICT, ON THE PAC-10

There…are…no…words…..

stunned

[Redacted] must be McQuack stock on his father’s side. Something must have happened to all that foppish charm.

So….has anyone checked on possible side effects for ingesting to much Pedialyte? However, +1 for working in “cocktagon” while discussing the Pac 10. You amaze me.

I laughed, I cried, I came buckets.

There is one word: lulz

Also, it’s Jacquizz Rodgers, not Green

Off topic, but I believe we were promised some game’s highlight reel set to the ultimate revenge music.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/09/08/edsbs-live-oh-no-you-didnt-edition/

I want Cheesy Poofs!!!

You just skull-fucked my childhood.

Yet another part of my childhood ruined, and I am strangely unaffected.

“Cocktagon” will most certainly make it into my lexicon of words from here on out. Cheers.

Ahh, the fabled cat-bird seat.

Not an authority on the subject, but I don’t believe Donald ever claimed Huey, Duey, and Louie as his own. I think everyone just claimed to be “uncles”. Little bastards.

This gives whole new meaning to Childhood’s End.

Simply stunning.

unrelated, but a great quote:
‘Saban said he wasn’t focused on the election because, “I don’t get into politics,” he said. He said he didn’t even know who won until Wednesday’

That is so twisted and wrong it is awesome.

It is a crazy year in the Pac 10. At this point two teams control their own destiny for the automatic BCS bid and neither one of them is USC. Of course if both USC and Oregon State win out then there is no way an 11-1 USC gets passed over for an at-large BCS slot.

That’s the best scenario for USC actually, since the computer rankings basically rate you based on how good or bad of a team you lose to. The better Oregon State does the less the upset loss hurts USC.

This year has been weird because for the first time in a long time, the media isn’t seriously talking about USC in the BCS title game, even if they win out. And, in all honesty, as a USC fan, they really shouldn’t be talked about seriously, unless everyone ahead of them loses.

The offense hasn’t come together, and the schedule didn’t come together. Other than the team they lost to (OR St.), there’s no Pac-10 upstart (like Cal or Oregon in recent years) hovering around the top 10 to provide the opportunity for an impressive win. Yeah, beating these teams when they’re ranked 22 is decent, but this year, those teams turn around and lose and become unranked.

And, of course, as much as I hate to say it, Notre Dame’s suckiness affects USC a lot. If ND is in the top 25, it’s an automatic, national-stage opportunity for USC to get a great, resume-padding win. But, even though ND has improved, they still suck and beating the Irish won’t get USC anywhere.

I think Herbstreet, May, and the rest of the ESPN/ABC gang have finally got off the USC bandwagon (which they were rightfully on) and do not give USC the benefit of the doubt, which they always did after the Leinart-Bush era. Florida seems to be the new benefit of the doubt team.

I’d really like to see USC win one more Championship before the Carroll era is over. Beause once it is, there’s no guarantee the program will remain at the same level

At first glance it seems wrong, but once you think about it a little, it makes sense.

1) he’s got a rich benefactor in Scrooge McDuck.

2) despite the fact that he has crashed every aircraft known to man he’s still a pilot and chicks love that.

3) he’s built like Arnold Schwartzenegger

Yep I’m pretty sure the McQuack haciena is crawling with waterfowl trim 24/7.

This shit is awesome.

The Pac-10 gettin some ‘love’ in SEC land.

The question is not how BAD the Pac-10 is but how freakin BAD of a coach is Ty when he can’t even win in a mediocre conference?

Hopefully espn360 will air the Wazzu-UDub game and bill it as Futility Bowl II (in honor of our 3-2 loss to AUbarn).

This is a bunch of conference schmonference nonsense.

The Pac 10 is awful.
The SEC cotton-pickers suck the big time.
The Big 10 cornholes suck too, and slowly for that matter.
The bit players from the little conferences are just that, bit players.

Just make the Big 12 title game the BSC Championship game and cut the rest of the crap.

That commie schvartza elect had it right…8 team playoff.

Say goodnight Gracie.

Ah, Harvey. Good to see a non-sequitur bomb-thrower returns.

Yay you talked about the Pac-10! One sentence on Cal? 6-2 with southern cal on Saturday night and we get one sentence?!?!?!

I can’t wait for the upset (fingers crossed).

Gaddammit, I’m trying to teach a training class…. “pink thermometer”: why am I so susceptible to to this brand of humor? Why?????

Yeah Harvey…. just like OSU/Michigan should have just been the title game a few years ago, because CLEARLY they were the two best teams and noone could beat either one of them….

and the “little bits” from “smaller confernces”…just ignore the fact the Big East has won 3 straight BCS games…. or that Boise and Utah have actually won BCS games previously… you can tell youre a commie schmoozer… selectively ignore certain parts of historical fact…

For Launchpad McQuack, life truly is like a hurricane.

You promised you’d call me later to resolve the moulting issue going on in the back of my Sentra. I’m still waiting, Launchpad!

At least txt to let me know you’re okay.

-Adobo Rose

not all duck is kosher.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscovy_Duck

You’re a sick and twisted fuck Orson, and don’t you ever fucking change!
I picked a hell of year to quit UofA tickets for ASU. DAMMIT!

While OSU does control its destiny, it’s also the beneficiary of not having played much of the “meat” of the conference, meaning it still must defeat UCLA, Cal, Az and Oregon, which if it does will most definitely earn it the trip to the Rose Bowl.
Cal still must win at SC on Saturday night, then defeat that same OSU, Stanford and U/W – not impossible, but which Cal team will show up in any of those games is always of concern.
Oregon still has Stanford, Az and OSU on its schedule.
SC may have the best remaining schedule, with Cal(no cinch here), then Stanford, ND, and UCLA.
Just don’t count us out yet, or at least not until Sunday morning.

Arizona’s best win was at home against a Cal team that was without Jahvid Best for most of the game. Under Stoops they’ve typically played USC tough and always pull one big upset out of their ass, but I’d expect them to start regressing to the mean any day now. This is still a team that lost to Stanford and New Mexico.

I have no excuses for ASU. Erickson is still doing well recruiting talent to the program, but his failure in Tempe has been playcalling and his faith in his offensive system and coordinator. Rich Olson ran Butch Davis’ Miami talent into a brick wall, and the same seems to be happening to the boys in Tempe.

And Mark D @ #26, congrats on making a better choice. If it were going the other way, I’d consider your treasonous vampire act to be worthy of a Launchpad McQuack skullfuck.

Please, more of this.

Nearly pissed myself laughing at “she gets nine inches of gratitude in multiple, rapid installments.”

You’ve outdone yourself, Orson.

I think “Pants Fear Me” should be the motto for the next batch of EDSBS tee-shirts.

In related news, Launchpad McQuack is Marques Slocum’s favorite cartoon character.

Viva la Pac-10 !!!!!

Sorry LaunchPad, being a sex addict/football commentator is only second best.

The best combo is being a sex addict/Hall of Fame football player. Joe Namath craved the poon so much he hit on Suzy Kolber! (Of course, I think he went into rehab after that.)

How much does the Pac10 suck?

The only way it can be brought up on a national CFB site is when it’s accompanied by cartoon duck smut.

Ive heard of a Fuck Lion, but a Fuck-a- Duck is just too easy, which Fuck-a-Duck is my pet name for Chik-fil-Fucking Awesome

@ BIg John:
Not that you’re likely to ever come back and read this…
But my choice of tickets was based soley on locale. I used to live in Tucson, hence UofA tickets. I moved to Tempe last year, but kept UofA tickets for one more season because my wife is an alum. The drive was too much and that scheduled Thurs. night game sealed it for me as I cannot attend weeknight games due to working late and the 2 hour drive. I picked up ASU tickets because the stadium is 3 miles from house, but they cost over twice as much for football that’s 3 times shittier than anything I saw from UofA last year.