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Yep. I’ve drank a 4-pack of my kids’ Pedialyte to recover. Stuff tastes like watered-down Gatorade but it works like hell.

If you can remember next time, drink about a quarter of the bottle of Pedialyte before you fall asleep/pass out.

I will be stocking up on Pedialyte this afternoon, and now that medical marijuanna is legal in Michigan FUCK YEAH!!

Pedialyte was a staple of our athletes up here in New England for quick recoveries, that’s how I first heard of its use in that manner.

Saturday morning drink of choice: Pedialyte and Vodka

I’ve shared many a sippy cup of Pedialyte with my kids over the years. The stuff is the shiznit.

PSURob beat me to it. The implications of using pedialyte as a mixer. It works wonders though. Pedialyte is missing out on a huge market. All you gotta do is throw a couple mill at Charlie Sheen or something, have him rant about its hangover benefits in Maxim, and BAM, the kids are alright. Get Money Get Paid Lawya.

Ad would go like this….
[Sheen Laying in a big bed with 3 women sprawled out on it and amongst the silk sheets, a leg here, a sideboob there] Sheen sits up with a shit eating grin on his face and is in between the ladies. He throws out a line. while sipping from a bottle of the juice.

“I’ve been under the influence more times than anyone, so I know the damaging effects that booze can have on your body. To Avoid a hangover, I choose pedialyte!”

Best hangover cures: Weed and Sleep. In that order.

I’ve always gone old school with a beer or two, a prodigious amount of grease (there’s a nearby sandwich shop that makes the most awesome Reuben in existence), and as much water as I can stomach.

Guess this weekend I’ll try the Pedialyte, I’ll be fishing early Sunday and it looks like the wind just isn’t gonna lay down any time soon.

I became a big fan of the Pedialyte Popsicle things in law school – I would come home drunk and looking for something to eat. I would find them in the freezer and manage to satisfy both my urge to eat and my desire to wake up in a non-hungover state.

Heroin works, too. Occasionally creates other problems, however.