MS Paint strikes again!Your mustache of the day belongs to: Barack Obama.
Master Paint-er: Oops Pow of BHGP.
You know what happens if you drink a lot of vodka YOUR HEAD IT HURT OW OW OW OW. Playing hurt today people. Working coffee and hitting toes with hammer to stay awake. It’s working for the moment.
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51
Oops Pow Surprise says:
That picture affords me an opportunity to reiterate: It should be called MS Crayon.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
52
the croominator says:
beckett929:
Don’t forget the gun ban in Australia as well.
People, nothing drastic is going to change. It’s going to be the same old, same old. I personally fear BOTH the people that think Obama is going to give them all gold bricks, a Cadillac and a pony, AND everyone who thinks the sky is falling and we’re all going to become Godless commies.
In a year we’re going to wonder what the big fucking deal was.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
53
dawgaddict says:
oh really #52?
and what do you call mandatory abortion?
mandatory gay-marriage?!
legalized suicide-bombing?!!!!
A PLUS-ONE PLAYOFF SYSTEM?!?!?!?!
board up your windows boys (and Holly), the landscapes a’changin!
also, #47, all your teef are belong to us…the good majority for make glorious benefit Democracy in Americas!
November 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
54
AllWhoYonder says:
“All the world is in darkness
Every light is dead
Me I’m still out flying
Trying to turn on my own head…”
November 5th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
55
Blog Goliard says:
A change in leaders is the joy of fools.
An MS-Paint moustache, on the other hand, is a joy forever. Well done Orson.
And–whether America did the right thing, royally frakked up, or made a decision that’ll be pretty much a wash–God bless this big crazy country of ours.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
56
meatybob says:
Hey WhiteSpeed,
Politics aside, what is the deal with Minnesota and electing cults of personality? Does nobody like people with normal backgrounds?
Also, having lived in SLP for a while, I gotta say that Franklin is the most Jewish-looking Jew in Minnesota. He actually doesn’t have blond hair.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
57
Blog Goliard says:
Franklin is Jewish?
(And why wouldn’t you have expected him to have dark hair?)
November 5th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
58
MSR says:
@46,
We know that Obama’s IQ is “60-70 points higher” than that of Dubya? Where’d you see this documented? I seem to have missed it.
I have seen, however, that Obama has inexplicably refused to release any records pertaining to his time at Columbia and/or Harvard Law and that his admission to both institutions was made possible by affirmative action (explicitly acknowledged by King Barack the Wealth Spreader himself).
November 5th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
59
Anonymous IV says:
Well am glad that we can get back to college football. The next national champion team that goes to the White House the African-American players will be able to shake the hand of an African-American president. That makes me happy.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
60
DC Trojan says:
MSR @ 58 – were you hoping to audit his grades or something? You do know that even if he failed estate law, that doesn’t disqualify him from being President, right?
November 5th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
61
El Kabong!!! says:
The only good that will come out of this is hopefully the GOP will get off it’s ass and get some real conservatives.
I don’t like Obama because of his policies (Redistribution of wealth? Are you fucking kidding me? In America?), not because of his color, religion, smarmy wife, racist pastor, or terrorist friends.
My hope is that he will turn out to be more centrist that radical liberal, but a small part of me wants him to turn out to be everything the people who voted for him think he could be, just to show them how extremely poorly that works.
I’m pretty sure that I’ve sold my soul to the devil for an Alabama MNC. We’ll see if he pays out.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
62
Sean F says:
By my count of electoral college votes, Obama
* Won the Big Ten outright
* Won the Pac-Ten and Big East convincingly
* Won over half the ACC
* Made interesting in the Mountain West/WAC
* Lost the SEC (Speeeeed!) and Big XII (Yee haw!)
November 5th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
63
Anonymous IV says:
El Comandante Obama necesita una camisa que lo tenga come El Che para que los conservativos de este país se sientan un poco mejor.
Si se pudo!
November 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
64
TAFKastOSUB says:
All I keep thinking about is that America just put Ty Willingham into the highest office in the country.
When was the last time that we elected someone with so few accomplishments and experience? Obama has what, 1 year of service in the Senate? To Quote Chris Matthew’s “Name one piece of legislative accomplishment on Obama’s record.”
Obama winning the election is just like LSU winning the National Championship last year with 2 losses. LSU beat an over-matched Ohio State still reeling from the previous year’s failure.
I think we all need to brace ourselves – I sense an epic F-A-I-L coming. This guy doesn’t know how to solve the hard problems this country faces.
Bottom line…taking money out of the private sector and pumping it into government programs is not how you grow the economy and not how you pull out of a recession.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
65
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Meatybob- Most people who should run for office think they aren’t qualified for it and stay working their job until they’re forced to take the gold watch. Throw that with the fact that the only people who show up early in the process being extremists who shout everyone who opposes them down, and you end up with Michelle Bachman and Al Franken as candidates.
@57- You’ve never been to Minnesota, eh? Everyone here is blonde, all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
66
Doug says:
Nice to know that tAFKatOSUB is every bit as astute in matters of politics as he is in football . . . waitasecond. Has anyone ever seen tAFKatOSUB and Joe the Plumber in the same room together??
November 5th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
67
sb says:
…shit, just shit…ok, where do I get my free gas? My fuckin’ suburban drinks it like water…
November 5th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
68
DC Trojan says:
El Kabong @ 61 – I didn’t realize that the difference between radical redistribution of wealth and sound fiscal policy was the difference between a top marginal rate of 33% versus 36% and 39.6% in a graduated income tax. Furthermore, the Bush tax cuts were greater, proportionally, for low and middle income earners than they were for the rich and then some. So is President Bush a crypto-socialist as well?
TAFKastOSUB – Willingham had plenty of experience, he’s just crap at coaching. As for your national title analogy, you realize that what you’re saying is that the better candidate won, right?
And as for your recipe for getting out of a recession, Keynes and Hank Paulson disagree. About the only way you could recycle 80s orthodoxy any more would be to claim that government spending distorts the economy *except* for when it’s on military wages and materiel – even though that has to be stockpiled or used to create an ongoing demand.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
69
El Kabong!!!! says:
I was suprised to find out that TOSU is a fellow conservative.
Not surprised that Doug is a flaming liberal. The guy is already a traitor to his state, so it shouldn’t be surprising that he’d be a traitor to his country, too.
Please understand that the above was to be taken in jest. Somewhat.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
70
MSR says:
@60,
You might want to brush up on those reading comprehension skills.
My post was in response to a comment matter-of-factly stating that Obama’s IQ is “60-70 points higher” than that of Bush. I simply asked the original poster how he knew this, as I’ve seen no documentation of either individual’s IQ. I then pointed out that, to the extent there does exist objective documentation indicative of Obama’s intellectual aptitude, he has repeatedly refused to disclose it (while acknowledging that he was a beneficiary of affirmative action), rendering sweeping claims about his intellectual superiority all the more ridiculous.
You’re the only moron talking about the relationship between his grades and his eligibility to be President, so please don’t attribute that nonsense to me.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
71
meatybob says:
Ok everybody, we get it. McCain wanted to wage war with the world and kill all the poor people and Obama wants to give every white person’s first born AIDS as revenge for Prop 8. Got it.
@DC Trojan
You seem sooo tense. Me give nice massage in Champange room. My wink perk you up! Boom-boom?
November 5th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
72
Sparrow says:
Can we get the politics off of EDSBS now? Please?
November 5th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
73
NativeSon says:
@64
“Bottom line…taking money out of the private sector and pumping it into government programs is not how you grow the economy and not how you pull out of a recession.”
But, taking money out of the government (the taxes paid by you) and pumping it into Wall St. firms and banks so they can buy up smaller banks and still pay out their multi-million dollar bonuses is?
November 5th, 2008 at 3:00 pm