MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: YOUR NEW MUSLIM COMMIE OVERLORD

Ditto, but caused by makers.

trading Bush for Obama is like firing Fulmer and hiring Tyrone Willingham

but I am much more worried about a majority in the Senate deciding how much American $$$ they can give to the poor in order to buy the next round of elections

man, I guess we got another President just like we deserved

Can’t wait to see how much he gets flamed in this thread….. In other news, Texans make some damn fine vodka, but it sucks the next day. I’m glad to see Decatur isn’t on fire this morning.

He truly is all things to all people, because with that ’stache, he looks Mexican.

O/U on breaking Carter’s record-setting performance on the Misery Index will be 3 years. I will take the under.

With the mustache he looks like Zorro.

wait. is that politics in my edsbs this morning?

I for one welcome our new insect overlords

I admire his swarthiness.

And where’s the sombrero?

+1 WarCardinals on The Simpsons reference

klph @#7,

I hope not, this is where I sought refuge from the campaign.
OMG it is politcs. And on EDSBS….
Aaaaaaaa………………Is nothing sacred?!?!?!

I voted for him because, of course, he has the word BAMA in his name

also, RACK

This is the day that I normally celebrate my birthday. However, the government seized my birthday earlier today to redistribute any cake that I may have gotten. So I am going to castrate a goat instead. Viva la revolucion!

at least somebody still has a sense of humor about this thing!
people actin crazy on both sides now.
like black folk won’t still be 14% of the population and receive ~20% of welfare, or like white folk can’t be racist anymore.
nothings changed, go back to your drudgery, America!
also, this picture has been copied and is my new facebook profile pic.
YES WE CAN!!!!

@ kleph-

i’ve got politics in my edsbs too… grainy, depressing, and sticks in teeth.

this only works if Eric Berry is running for office. credit default swaps have no chance if he gets a running start, and we could scrap the military budget altogether and send him over helmetless.

InsaneCoach, that’s brilliant, and I am going to say that all day long, with props to you.

That Dog just killed himself.

… and always twirling, twirling towards freedom

When will you people learn???
The spraypaint tool makes a much better moustache than the paintbrush tool in MS Paint!

I nominate Ellis Johnson for Secretary of Defense.

I never understood getting hammered in the middle of the week just because the bi-annual politician clap-fight is coming to a close.

Curiously, the Texas A&M Rivals board denizens who’ve been sending me political hate mail for the past month are silent this morning.

Ahhh, crickets. Is there any quiet you can’t improve?

whoops… #21 should read “slap-fight” not “clap-fight”. Although the later might be pretty entertaining.

sigh… maybe I should have stayed up and gone drinking last night.

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Agreed. He actually made us look good for 4 years and made the Chix good in less than one.

Hercules’ cleaning of the Augean Stables pales in comparison.

this isn’t easy for them either, buster.

There’s a New Sheriff in Town, Fo Sho….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw

There’s a new sheriff in town!

All joking aside, I can’t believe we have elected our first black president. Personally, I voted against him for other reasons, but I always thought that this country was just not ready for that yet. I’m glad I was wrong, and it just shows you how far we have come.

Well, you guys got what you wanted, so let’s see what he does with it now. Obama is the most charismatic president since Kennedy and has the most control of the House since Reagan. It’s a little frightening really, considering that we hardly know anything about him (other than he is a good public speaker and makes everyone feel all warm and fuzzy inside). He will be able to push through pretty much whatever he wants, so I really hope that he acts as a throttle on some of the far left voices within his own party.

I’ve got a real deal on some “Dawgs for McCain” paraphernalia.

I’m a little surprised not to have heard the doomsday whistle by now.

It ain’t the muslim commie bandito Presidente that frightens me. It’s the people who think he’s a muslim commie bandito Presidente that scare me. That, and “comedians” who lost by 700 votes.

Why weren’t there ever any jokes about Sarah Palin? The perfect title for a piece on her:

“Sarah Palin: Restoring America’s faith in bush.”

I’ll feel all lonely today when I get home and there aren’t a half dozen messages on my machine telling me how great/horrible my senator is.

It ain’t the muslim commie bandito Presidente that frightens me. It’s the people who think he’s gonna raise the oceans, heal the planet, cut their taxes, pay their mortgage, and put gas in their car that scare me.

It’s time we sit back and enjoy the ride, Comrades.

@27

He doesn’t have much of a choice but to act as a throttle if he plans to be the great unifier he says he’ll be. I expect to hear a lot less of the Pelosis and Barney Franks of the world. Or at least as little as one can hear from the Speaker of the House. Comparatively little, then.

Of course you’d probably hear a lot less of Pelosi anyway since her whipping boy will no longer in office in a couple of months. But all that vitriol will have to go somewhere.

/politicos

Guess we showed those capitalist pigs, eh comrades!

Man, I HATE Illinois Muslim Commies!

/patiently waiting for the Nailin’ Palin videos on Penthouse to go on sale.

Burrito: google is your friend, they’ve been on the web for weeks.

more importantly, he’s socialist, not communist

TIGERINATL—I’m letting people off the leash a bit here, but that was a longwinded and boring and stupid comment. And the only person allowed to be all three of those here is me.

Man, this is one rough year for me.

Last night I was considering putting on my Old Testament God “Let’s Make a Deal!” costume and asking Orson how many points from the Florida victory over Georgia he’d be willing to trade for an Obama victory. But it didn’t come to that!

The only thing we have to fear is Fear itself. Therefore, I fear people who fear Obama.

Most importantly the EDSBS banner is back!!!
Too much change is bad for the system. I was getting the shakes.

729 votes in a Senate race is going to cause of flurry of lawyas and extremists from both sides to swarm my state like flies to a pile of shit. And there’s talk that the physical recount could run into December. Please remember me in your prayers.

Will they now change the nylon b’ball goal-nets on the WH grounds to the metal, chained-link ones?

I am forever amused about that on going mantra; “we dont know anything about him.” (Obama) Well, the one thing we DO know is he’s upwards of 60-70 IQ points smarter than our current President. Gives me some reason to be optimistic.

No doubt Osama is going to drive the econmy in the shitter. Osama’s tax hikes for corporate america and big government programs (paid for with, that’s right, taxes) are going result in major job losses, companies sending more work (not less) overseas, and stagnant economic growth. Not to mention capital gains taxes that create a huge disinsentive to sell (home, business, securities, etc.) or invest in anything that makes money.

When this inevitably happens, I can’t wait until CNN and the NY Times give Osama a pass and blame everything all on failed Bush policy.

Dark days ahead, people.

I’m seriously weighing the options of moving to a nice conservative country like Australia…. but I’d be left without football…. I mean aussie rules is cool, but kinda contrived and gimmicky compared to college ball…

Also, theres some fear about living in part of a civilization founded by english prisoners and asian sex slaves— [starts packin’]

Mr. Teef,

I believe you mean President-Elect OBama. Get used to it.

All you Obama-haters are PATHETIC!!!

How can he drive the economy “into the ground”??? IT’S ALREADY THERE!!!

Please leave the country, shit or get off the pot, we’ll be just fine without you, f*cking hypocrites…

If you loved this country like you pretend you did, you’d see that he’s the best choice…

That picture affords me an opportunity to reiterate: It should be called MS Crayon.

beckett929:

Don’t forget the gun ban in Australia as well.

People, nothing drastic is going to change. It’s going to be the same old, same old. I personally fear BOTH the people that think Obama is going to give them all gold bricks, a Cadillac and a pony, AND everyone who thinks the sky is falling and we’re all going to become Godless commies.

In a year we’re going to wonder what the big fucking deal was.

oh really #52?
and what do you call mandatory abortion?
mandatory gay-marriage?!
legalized suicide-bombing?!!!!
A PLUS-ONE PLAYOFF SYSTEM?!?!?!?!
board up your windows boys (and Holly), the landscapes a’changin!

also, #47, all your teef are belong to us…the good majority for make glorious benefit Democracy in Americas!

“All the world is in darkness
Every light is dead
Me I’m still out flying
Trying to turn on my own head…”

A change in leaders is the joy of fools.

An MS-Paint moustache, on the other hand, is a joy forever. Well done Orson.

And—whether America did the right thing, royally frakked up, or made a decision that’ll be pretty much a wash—God bless this big crazy country of ours.

Hey WhiteSpeed,

Politics aside, what is the deal with Minnesota and electing cults of personality? Does nobody like people with normal backgrounds?

Also, having lived in SLP for a while, I gotta say that Franklin is the most Jewish-looking Jew in Minnesota. He actually doesn’t have blond hair.

Franklin is Jewish?

(And why wouldn’t you have expected him to have dark hair?)

@46,

We know that Obama’s IQ is “60-70 points higher” than that of Dubya? Where’d you see this documented? I seem to have missed it.

I have seen, however, that Obama has inexplicably refused to release any records pertaining to his time at Columbia and/or Harvard Law and that his admission to both institutions was made possible by affirmative action (explicitly acknowledged by King Barack the Wealth Spreader himself).

Well am glad that we can get back to college football. The next national champion team that goes to the White House the African-American players will be able to shake the hand of an African-American president. That makes me happy.

MSR @ 58 – were you hoping to audit his grades or something? You do know that even if he failed estate law, that doesn’t disqualify him from being President, right?

The only good that will come out of this is hopefully the GOP will get off it’s ass and get some real conservatives.

I don’t like Obama because of his policies (Redistribution of wealth? Are you fucking kidding me? In America?), not because of his color, religion, smarmy wife, racist pastor, or terrorist friends.

My hope is that he will turn out to be more centrist that radical liberal, but a small part of me wants him to turn out to be everything the people who voted for him think he could be, just to show them how extremely poorly that works.

I’m pretty sure that I’ve sold my soul to the devil for an Alabama MNC. We’ll see if he pays out.

By my count of electoral college votes, Obama

• Won the Big Ten outright
• Won the Pac-Ten and Big East convincingly
• Won over half the ACC
• Made interesting in the Mountain West/WAC
• Lost the SEC (Speeeeed!) and Big XII (Yee haw!)

El Comandante Obama necesita una camisa que lo tenga come El Che para que los conservativos de este país se sientan un poco mejor.
Si se pudo!

All I keep thinking about is that America just put Ty Willingham into the highest office in the country.

When was the last time that we elected someone with so few accomplishments and experience? Obama has what, 1 year of service in the Senate? To Quote Chris Matthew’s “Name one piece of legislative accomplishment on Obama’s record.”

Obama winning the election is just like LSU winning the National Championship last year with 2 losses. LSU beat an over-matched Ohio State still reeling from the previous year’s failure.

I think we all need to brace ourselves – I sense an epic F-A-I-L coming. This guy doesn’t know how to solve the hard problems this country faces.

Bottom line…taking money out of the private sector and pumping it into government programs is not how you grow the economy and not how you pull out of a recession.

Meatybob- Most people who should run for office think they aren’t qualified for it and stay working their job until they’re forced to take the gold watch. Throw that with the fact that the only people who show up early in the process being extremists who shout everyone who opposes them down, and you end up with Michelle Bachman and Al Franken as candidates.

@57- You’ve never been to Minnesota, eh? Everyone here is blonde, all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

Nice to know that tAFKatOSUB is every bit as astute in matters of politics as he is in football . . . waitasecond. Has anyone ever seen tAFKatOSUB and Joe the Plumber in the same room together??

…shit, just shit…ok, where do I get my free gas? My fuckin’ suburban drinks it like water…

El Kabong @ 61 – I didn’t realize that the difference between radical redistribution of wealth and sound fiscal policy was the difference between a top marginal rate of 33% versus 36% and 39.6% in a graduated income tax. Furthermore, the Bush tax cuts were greater, proportionally, for low and middle income earners than they were for the rich and then some. So is President Bush a crypto-socialist as well?

TAFKastOSUB – Willingham had plenty of experience, he’s just crap at coaching. As for your national title analogy, you realize that what you’re saying is that the better candidate won, right?

And as for your recipe for getting out of a recession, Keynes and Hank Paulson disagree. About the only way you could recycle 80s orthodoxy any more would be to claim that government spending distorts the economy except for when it’s on military wages and materiel – even though that has to be stockpiled or used to create an ongoing demand.

I was suprised to find out that TOSU is a fellow conservative.

Not surprised that Doug is a flaming liberal. The guy is already a traitor to his state, so it shouldn’t be surprising that he’d be a traitor to his country, too.

Please understand that the above was to be taken in jest. Somewhat.

@60,

You might want to brush up on those reading comprehension skills.

My post was in response to a comment matter-of-factly stating that Obama’s IQ is “60-70 points higher” than that of Bush. I simply asked the original poster how he knew this, as I’ve seen no documentation of either individual’s IQ. I then pointed out that, to the extent there does exist objective documentation indicative of Obama’s intellectual aptitude, he has repeatedly refused to disclose it (while acknowledging that he was a beneficiary of affirmative action), rendering sweeping claims about his intellectual superiority all the more ridiculous.

You’re the only moron talking about the relationship between his grades and his eligibility to be President, so please don’t attribute that nonsense to me.

Ok everybody, we get it. McCain wanted to wage war with the world and kill all the poor people and Obama wants to give every white person’s first born AIDS as revenge for Prop 8. Got it.

@DC Trojan

You seem sooo tense. Me give nice massage in Champange room. My wink perk you up! Boom-boom?

Can we get the politics off of EDSBS now? Please?

@64
“Bottom line…taking money out of the private sector and pumping it into government programs is not how you grow the economy and not how you pull out of a recession.”

But, taking money out of the government (the taxes paid by you) and pumping it into Wall St. firms and banks so they can buy up smaller banks and still pay out their multi-million dollar bonuses is?