EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK TEN
The weekend’s agenda:
ORSON (JAX):
WLOCP, Live
Texas @ Texas Tech, via some manner of bar television
HOLLY (undisclosed South Carolina-ish beach location):
WFV @ UConn
Florida vs. Georgia
Oregon @ Cal
Tennessee @ South Carolina
Texas @ Texas Tech
Arizona State @ Oregon State
Ron Paul: Orbiting the Cocktail Party in his trusty dirigible nouveau, and wondering who, exactly, is PAYING for all these cocktails? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE THE TRUTH. And a return to the gold standard. This message approved by Ron Paul, who thinks you should have to pay for air.
And you, sirs? Agendas, empty threats from actual Ron Paul voters (I know you exist), and preliminary smack talk below. Happy Halloween.
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Pete the Streak says:
“Agendas, empty threats from actual Ron Paul voters (I know you exist), and preliminary smack talk below. ”
Sure they still exist. But do they still actually admit it?
The Ron Paul Hindenburg met North Jersey a looong time ago.
October 31st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
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chaimy4life says:
Watching while at work in Miami.
Convincing Cuban immigrants that we need to return to the gold standard and both parties are two forms of bigger government.
READ THE CONSTITUTION!!! ZOMG RAUN PAULZ 4 EVA!!!!!!!
October 31st, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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DrBundy says:
Red Stick for the annual Father/Son out-of-conference LSU vs. Nuns from St. Mary’s Orphanage bonding experience. My son’s 3, and he’s the only one I can sucker into going to the LSU vs Tulane game at Tiger Stadium. Does that make me a bad parent? At least I didn’t subject him to the beatdown last week…
Prior to that we’ll be watching the coke orgy via the old RCA with the $6.99 rabbit ears, and grilling up one of god’s critters or another…
October 31st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
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scalz1 says:
If Purdure wins, I have to jump in my buddy’s pool. Naked.
Booooooooo.
October 31st, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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socalbryan says:
Why aren’t you covering the USC v Washington game? Slackers.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:10 pm
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Bikini pics? says:
I do like redheads.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:11 pm
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poguemahone says:
http://xkcd.com/497/
A very Forrest-Gumpian “that’s all I have to say about that” to you, sirs.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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Chili says:
Ron Paul/LEE CORSO’S PENIS 08
October 31st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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gold man says:
Proudly admits to being a Ron Paul voter.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
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shebow says:
im drunk as hell
October 31st, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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SpartanDan says:
Watching most of MSU-Wisconsin on TV during the early session, then heading over to Illinois-Iowa. Evening session: Hook ‘Em vs. Yarrrrrrrr.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:59 pm
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Year2-Dave says:
I’ll be at the WLOCP, then heading up to my aunt and uncle’s house up in the woods of Nassau County that sort of gets Jacksonville TV but definitely not cell phone signal.
And it’s nice to know where Ron Paul will be, but what about Tron Paul?
/nerrrrrrrd
October 31st, 2008 at 6:05 pm
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marcillac says:
Philly:
Pretty Basic Stuff
LIzards/Pooches followed by Pre-Steaks/Pirates.
October 31st, 2008 at 6:14 pm
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Tybee Beach Bum says:
Would Holly’s South Carolina-ish beach location be Tybee Island, GEORGIA, right across the Savannah River?
Are we in enemy territory, holly?
October 31st, 2008 at 6:19 pm
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Tate Casey says:
I’ll be watching the game from the bench.
October 31st, 2008 at 6:51 pm
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Studley says:
At HQ Control here in the Metroplex. Light schedule, but as always, chock full of the hotness in key precincts.
The main events:
WLOCP (UGA @ Florida) – As only Uncles Verne and Gary can bring it to us.
The Great Louisiana Money Grab (Tulane @ LSU) – With any luck, Tulane fans will once again be pushing LSU fans in wheelbarrows down Magazine Street in NOLA and in Garyville on Sunday for yet another year, and the Tiger Rag will stay in BTR where it rightfully belongs.
On the menu: Multiple varietals of Sushi, washed down with Russian Standard Platinum Vodka (the real deal).
The undercard is below.
Morning Session:
Wisky @ Mich. St.
Michigan @ Purdue
Auburn @ Giggity
Afternoon Session:
Sterger @ GT
Iowa State @ Wind Turbines
Clemson @ BC
Night Session:
Vols @ Cocks
Texas @ TT
Nebraska @ Oklahoma
One more thing: Go Knoxville Catholic. And godspeed to Scott County.
October 31st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
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Vandy J says:
Still drinking away the nightmare of last week. Sold my Cal-Oregon seats to buy more booze. Not even the sweet tears of Tennessee fans, which are like champagne poured out of bottles with naked women on them, can assuage my agony.
Take Vandy over the bye, but don’t give the points….
October 31st, 2008 at 8:24 pm
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I've Got a Herd on says:
Completely off topic, but I was watching CNN late last night and heard Paul Begala advise John McCain that rather than wheeling out Joe the Plumber, he should be campaigning with real American heroes such as Orson Swindle.
For about half a second, two thoughts raced through my brain: a) Why does Paul Begala read college football blogs? and b) Who would consider a college football blogger to be an American hero?
Then I immediately remembered the politician from which the moniker is derived…and then forgot again because it’s a lot funnier that way.
As for tomorrow, the only game I’ll be keeping an eye on beside the two mega-showdowns is Tulsa/Arkansas.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:08 pm
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joegamecock says:
@13
Holly said she’s at a beach not a sewer so Tybee is out. Me thinks she’s in Hilton Head.
Afternoon: Drinking heavily getting ready for the Vawls.
Night: Crying because the Cocks once again find a way to lose to the Vawls.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:41 pm
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Flatlander says:
In Oxford for my inaugural visit to The Grove, followed somewhere in Memphis by Lil’ Reds vivisection at the hands of the Sooners. Prolly have to sneak in some Horns/Pirates as well.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:21 pm
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BamaTaxMan says:
AM – Babylon by the L&N, remote in hand, pissing off Mrs. BamaTaxMan by watching Giggety V. Barn (she’s a Auburn grad, and thinks they do better by Not Watching).
Afternoon – Off to T-Town for homecoming, working the hell out of the Sirius/XM combo for anything interesting.
PM – Post game festivities in T-Town (minus spouse).
October 31st, 2008 at 10:54 pm
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the croominator says:
I’ll be kicked back on the couch at my in-laws watching Tommy Tuberville, hereafter referred to as “Traitor we still don’t forgive, even though in retrospect we could have built him that indoor practice facility sooner,” vs. Houston Nutt, hereafter referred to as “Giggity.” Afterwards I’ll watch WLOCP…don’t really have a dog in the hunt, but I’ll go with Georgia because Lewis Grizzard and Catfish would have wanted it that way.
Then I’ll watch videos like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO9daN5fH8M and wonder why they get Will Ferrell and we get Shepard Smith.
Then I’ll watch SNL solely for musical guest David Cook and pass out sometime during Weekend Update.
Drink of choice? Ha, did you hear, I’m at the IN-LAWS. Diet Cherry Cokes, pretty much all day, and any cussin’ will be under my breath.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:23 pm
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Adam West's chauffeur says:
Morning:
Big Televen Sampler Platter
Afternoon:
Coke Orgy
Evening:
Good vs. Evil (a.k.a. Nebraska vs. Oklahoma)
Nuggets-Lakers (in-person)
Don’t laugh. I work for the Nuggets, otherwise I’d be on my couch watching Pelini remove the circulatory system from the nearest referee.
November 1st, 2008 at 12:32 am
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Greased naked guy says:
I live in Hawaii, so my football watching will be done by lunch.
Cows/Pirates
Ducks/Hippies
Check score on Lizards/Knowshons, still have lingering vengeful hatred from last year
November 1st, 2008 at 2:29 am
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John says:
Noon: Northwestern at Minnesota
3:30: Florida vs. Georgia, flipping to Florida State at Georgia Tech during the commercials.
7:00: Tennessee at South Carolina
8:00: Texas at Texas Tech
11:30ish: Second half of Arizona State at Oregon State
November 1st, 2008 at 2:38 am
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suomi_gator says:
I’ll be sporting my jorts here in Finland. Thank god CBS picked this one up at 3:30, and a bonus for daylight savings being a week apart, only six hours difference this week!
November 1st, 2008 at 3:20 am
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InsaneCoachPosse says:
I must say, this weekend offers filet mignon matchups galore… just like watching the first Godzilla vs King Kong you may not have a strong feeling who will be the ultimate winner, but you know large objects will be thrown around, the landscape will be obliterated and likely one opponent will appear victorious before the other arises from certain death to crush the overly confident monster
Here’s to out illustrious leader… Orson …. I don’t know if FLA will win, but lord knows the entertainment coming from that location will be intense
my last thought is about our lovely Ms HRA… having to resort to vague hints as to her exact location to prevent the assembled hordes of her maniacal worshippers from littering the landscape… one can only imagine the barricades around her apartment in SoCal keeping the paparazzi and loonies back when she goes out for groceries…. don’t forget to wear those undies when exiting that Lamborghini young lady…. this is the price you must pay for your fame
November 1st, 2008 at 7:13 am
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Digital Headbutt says:
Gameday sign:
“NAVAJO NATION UP IN THIS!”
November 1st, 2008 at 8:39 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Last Night: Live and not too cold (45-50 degrees) at Happy Appy vs. Wooford fiasco. Left when Armanti left the game. I’d like to see what his QB rating was.
Sattiday: Other than WLOCP & Chikin/Phat Phil, what ever Honey Pie sez. She is delusional and thinks her Vowels will beet SOS.
November 1st, 2008 at 9:25 am
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Jake Barnes says:
Can it be true? Former favorite cousin schedules four p.m. wedding on GA/FL Saturday. Reason? Groom = SC fan who plots his revenge by disrupting Nov game of relevance. Family already making phone calls to confirm attendance. Already been to Radio Shack for pocket TV receiver. May pull church fire alarm. God would approve.
November 1st, 2008 at 9:30 am
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Holly says:
All right, I was completely disgusted at the cutesy politics-football mashup on GameDay until Graham Harrell said, “Footballs don’t magically fly through the air. It’s science.” Sold.
November 1st, 2008 at 9:37 am
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EZ says:
1130: Aub/Ole Miss with the legends of Southern broadcasting: Dave, Dave and Dave(Buzz)
2: Listen to Bama/Ark St on the radio
230: WLOCP
6: Fulmer/Spurrier (both teams suck)
7: Guns Up! Please!
November 1st, 2008 at 10:06 am
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MikeLew says:
Holly may also be on Fripp Island…..it’s just north of HHI, but without the crazy amounts of traffic.
As for me- Big Ten games early, ND in the middle, Big XII and SC-Tenn late……no Buckeyes this week, so lots of flipping all day.
November 1st, 2008 at 9:15 pm