The weekend's agenda:

ORSON (JAX):
WLOCP, Live
Texas @ Texas Tech, via some manner of bar television

HOLLY (undisclosed South Carolina-ish beach location):
WFV @ UConn
Florida vs. Georgia
Oregon @ Cal
Tennessee @ South Carolina
Texas @ Texas Tech
Arizona State @ Oregon State

Ron Paul: Orbiting the Cocktail Party in his trusty dirigible nouveau, and wondering who, exactly, is PAYING for all these cocktails? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE THE TRUTH. And a return to the gold standard. This message approved by Ron Paul, who thinks you should have to pay for air.

And you, sirs? Agendas, empty threats from actual Ron Paul voters (I know you exist), and preliminary smack talk below. Happy Halloween.