THE SCHEDULE HAS CHANGED. I WORK ON WEDNESDAY NOW.

After last Saturday, I was convinced there is no God.

Now, I iz confused.

I don’t suppose forgiving, New Testament God will be around to talk to us Orange fans later?

No, CuseFan. For the moment, he hath forsaken you. It happens to the best of us.

From first hand sources – I’ve heard burning man is kinda gay.

Georgia fan: Where’d I put my “You don’t need nObama if you got Knowshon” sticker?

Goddamn that was good.

I thought it was only us Gamecock fans he had foresaken.

You forgot the Norman Invasion where the dawg fan said “Damn Saxons lettin the Big 12 get away with all that offense. Those Sooners come down to the S-E-C where we play real defense and they’d a got turned back! GATA! Sic EM!”

Of course there is a God. We at Auburn know this because there is an orange sun in a blue sky, and the fact that he has answered all our prayers this season.

The fact that the answer has been a resonating “NO!” doesn’t mean he isn’t there.

FALSE

God = Bear Bryant

sullivan013: He’s like Crom in your case. He answers all of Conan’s prayers. He always says “NO.”

Heard that the NoBama stickers were big at the Bama-UT game last week. Of course I am pretty sure using the phrase “double entendre” or any other such frenchish terms will get one slapped in the mouth in Knoxville.

Oh and………………………. jorts, Knowshon, jorts, Knowhson, flabby arms, jorts, Knowshon, arp, arp, arp, arp.

Someone needs to put the needham hex on this guy, stat.

And on the eighth day, He created Rennie Curran.

While this is predictably awesome stuff from Orson, I think the GF would have commented on the precursors to Jorts that the Aztecs are wearing, and certainly on the mullets they are sporting. Arp Arp Arp, indeed.

#4:
Kinda gay? Looks like a Flamer to me.

Why’d ya use the photo of the one “drunk obnoxious Georgia fan!” (wooooo arp arp arp! – did I get it right?) NOT wearing “Santa Claus’s pants?”

Orson, you owe me $2.95 for dry cleaning shirt I just snorted my coffee all over, laughing. Bitch.

1. ’Cuse Fan

Your penance will be rewarded during basketball season.

Get me Fred Dryer on the phone!!! He was in Hunter? Aww man, that’s like finding out Jesus knew karate!

OK, in all seriousness, the UGA fan featured in this photo collection is indeed a massive tool. I don’t know where he came from, or when he started going around campus in this ridiculous outfit, but I hate him.

I first noticed him in 2005, as he seems to just walk around campus by himself on gameday, posing for pictures with kids who think he is awesome. During the games, he paces back and forth behind the hedges, always looking into the stands, never at the game. In three years, I don’t think I have ever seen him watch the game. I hate everything this guy stands for, and I wish he would go away.

His narcism is even more ironic considering that I have also never seen him with another person. I literally don’t think this guy has any friends.

Good stuff, Holly and Orson.

Oh yeah, Jorts, bingo wings, hair gel, arp.

Red pants > Sleeveless tees.

Great, Orson, that idiot is probably going to be proud that you featured him on EDSBS. I have literally never seen him actually watching a game. He just walks around the stadium high-fiving people and taking pictures with little kids. Huge embarassment to UGA. I was leaving the UT game with my brother a couple of weeks ago when we saw him lumbering up the steps and my brother turned to me saying “I just thought of something…have you ever seen that dude with anyone else?” We both immediately said no.

Note to that guy:

If your goal in life is to someday be “Big Dawg” Woods (the guy with the bulldog painted on his bald head for you non-UGA fans), you’re probably aiming a little low and should shoot for something a little more worthwhile.

Great… I need a new computer keyboard and screen and my boss keeps asking me why and how I managed to spit (near projectile vomit speed) coffee all over my keyboard and screen…. I said that gas was $1.97 in Des Moines…. when actually I can hear the voice from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail with each freaking (POP!)

Pretty accurate when it comes to a UGA fan… but they rarely respond to other fans with actual words, and usually just resort to barking. Classless, ignorant, and only a small fraction of them have any connection to the school other than it being a place they get drunk on a few Saturdays a year.

RE: the burning effigy that the UGA fan has no clue about….

If I had to guess, that’s celebrating Dussehra, an Indian holiday. That effigy is the effigy of Ravana, which is burned on the last night of Dussehra.

And now you learned something new from a Dawg fan. And yes, this probably is the first time in recorded history a Dawg fan knew something about Dussehra. But we focus on the small victories here, I guess.

I was just thinking this morning that the only thing EDSBS was lacking was an ankylosaurus reference.

And for what it’s worth:

“woof, woof, woof” > “we’re jealous of the Tomahawk Chop, so let’s do it with both hands and do it all the time, because, you know, it looks like a gator”

If we were able to hear his voice instead of just reading his words, would Crazy Old Testament God sound just like Squid God?

@4:

He is, in fact, gay. That guy lived in my apartment complex. He’s not a representative GA fan at all. He once asked me what position Herschel Walker played. I’m 100% not kidding on that one, BTW.

Retard… it’s just the effigy from Burning Man… the festival in Black Rock.

I think this Georgia fan knows Baton Bob (a reference for those of you in Midtown Atlanta).

This doofus is an institution at Athens? Are you fucking kidding me? I’ll take ‘doofus with mullet, jorts, and wifebeater’ any day. I drove to Alon’s (Panera for asshole yuppies) because the Lady wanted it for lunch. Wore my UF hoodie bc its cold as shit. SIX, count ‘em, SIX assholes started ARP ARP ARPing at me! Are you serious? I hope we kick the shit out of y’all’s asses.

Every other school other than mine has classless, tacky, unrefined fans. I wish we could just play in our stadium every week and not invite them. They upset us when we sip our champagne and eat our caviar.

Your teams and all their fans are all philistines.
My team and all our fans are smarter, prettier, have a better fashion sense, smell better, and are head and shoulders above you in every way.

Sincerely,
Comment troll.

I was really hoping the test involved God asking him what the flying speed of a swallow was.

@Silver Britches: Cockmaster > Baton Bob

hahaha!

Georgia sucks.

no one on earth > Baton Bob

Aww man, that’s like finding out Jesus knew karate!

well, The Gospel According to Biff says he was.

This douche was by our tailgate last year at the Cocktail Party. Provided hours of hilarity. He actually refers to himself as Super Dawg. But like ARF ARF JORTS ARF ARF HERSCHEL WALKER’S MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES ARF ARF.

Showed this to my wife…..she peed in her vagina panties.

not “was”, “did”…

‘Toe Pick.’

(oh i hate myself)

Thanks for the geographical clarification, 37.

You know who has really classy fans that never do anything embarrassing? Nobody.

The post is funny though.

How is he a bigger douche than this guy (go to pic 26):

http://projects.ajc.com/gallery/view/sports/uga/ugafloridafans/

The similarity between Erk and Mussolini really is striking. Only one could play defense, though.

Erk’s brand of fascism was good for the kids though. Instilled discipline and whatnot.

Wow, for some reason I just get the feeling that the Coke Orgy is going to end in a riot.

stop hatin’ bitches…
ya’ll ain’t real like me!

i’ma get my lawya on Orson!
i ain’t in the public domain just b/c i kick it by Samford (sic) Stadium!

BBS, Randy Shannon seconds that emotion.

I don’t know why, but I’m just really excited for this one. And both sides echo that sentiment. Everyone is rabid as shit.

Stop it, you’re killing me! Another instant classic

Lots of hatred on both sides for this game. I love it. I predict many brawls, broken bones, hair pulling and crotch stomping. And that’s what will happen ON the field.

Topic: did GameDay make the right call by choosing Lubbuck (Lubbock? Lubbick?) over Jax? I think so. I have this feeling UF smokes UGA.

The beauty of Jax this weekend is that NO ONE has a clue, ‘feelings’ notwithstanding, what the fuck the end result is going to be. Anything could happen, in any direction.

No. 32 do you mean a European or African Swallow and it is unlaiden? — And who are you to be so wise in Science…. So if she weighs the saem as a duck… hence… she…. is…. A WITCH………………………..

Now that was funny.
Regrettably, upwards of 80% fans from both sides will miss the true genius of these mockeries because world history is usually “learned” after sixth grade.

Rich @ 40—I would’ve gone with “Ukrainian alcohol psychosis”. [daps]

In the original Quantum Leap, the main character could only leap back and forth between times in his lifetime years….. nothing pre 1940’s.

Why do I remember that?

“What a bitch!”

Hook ’Em Tide,

I’m pretty sure they had a Civil War leap later in the series.

Maybe he could hang out with this guy:

http://blutarsky.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/captions-wanted/

Obviously, douchery doesn’t know from state lines.

If UGA ever plays Ohio State, that dude should have a death match with the OSU white cowboy hat and cape guy to determine who shall reign as king of the douchetwats.

And the only Quantum Leap episode that went outside of Dr. Beckett’s life was the one where he got struck by lightning as he was leaping and he got sent home while Al leapt into a guy in middle America, circa 1944ish. [/DORK]

And of course Lubbock was the wrong choice, but Disney doesn’t have the broadcast rights to the Coke Orgy.

Let’s see…Super Dawg, Baton Bob, et al……..I see the makings of an EDSBS sponsored tailgate. I would be more than happy to make a side trip to bring “rack, rack, rackem”.

I will happily wear jorts to an EDSBS tailgate.

Supplies are limited…..
http://damnshow.com/shop/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=18&zenid=eb6503ca0598a7d2690072c800c1118f

#63

I hope WIllie James Huff gets at least a share of the proceeds.

Okay, sports blogs are over. Close up shop. Nobody’s gonna follow that perfection up. We can all go home.

@58: There was a jump into the Civil War, but that was because he jumped into a relative with brain waves or genes or some such shit that was nearly identical to Sam’s.

Why do I know that, you ask??? Drinking vodka with the roommate in college, we watched that shit from the first episode.

#18, thanks God. I think we’re getting overlooked this year, too (preseason rankings seem to have us at just inside or just outside the top 25 and 7th-8th in the Big East).

Nobody but Bobby Decatur is getting this… that was THE Erk Russell!!

If you’re barking can be written down as “arp” or “arf” you’re doing it wrong. Bark like Nathan Explosion would. Rattle some mucus in your throat.

heh…heh heh….it looks like that guy has a dog humping the back of his head.

I don’t get it… all these folks givin’ this poor guy a hard time because he has no friends and that’s just total bullshit. HIS FUCKING DOG IS IN THE PICTURE WITH HIM. He has at least ONE friend.

Idiots.

ps. not his dog. The dog is chewing on the stuffed toy that resembles the opponents mascot. He carries it around at tailgates and has people poor beer, stomp, and let their dog chew on it. Unfortunately, I know this guy personally, and he is and always has been a complete douche. He knows nothing about football and goes to the games solely for attention. I too, hate him.

That’s pretty much par for the course for every Georgia fan I’ve ever met.

I don’t think this guy is Super Dawg. I’ve seen Super Dawg at games with his granddaughter, both of them dressed in their costumes. They wear T-shirts with old 70s-style iron-on letters spelling “SUPER DAWG” on them. Still a little odd, but not as pitiful as this guy.

Not his dog? Not his best friend?

Sucks for that guy.

You have to admit, though, it’s a pretty sweet cape.

As the pre-eminent Burning Man expert on this site, allow me to confirm the effigy as that of Burning Man. Orson, somewhere there is a photo of a bedreaded blond hottie wearing nothing but the EDSBS Burninng Couch shirt with the Man in the middle distance in 2007. If we could remember much else of that weekend, we would provide that photo for you.

(sigh).