RETALIATION: REQUEST FOR PROPOSALS

One lonely sign in the endzone: “Your pastor saw that.”

Thriller dance, Halloween weekend after all

“Sound of Music” – style: following the first score, the offense leaves the field in order from tallest to smallest…Trautwein through the Pounceys on to Tebow and down to James. (dance moves and awww-inducing cuteness optional)

So long…farewell…auf weidersehen…good-bye!

a group rendition of Annie’s “hard knock life” whilst wearing a Quasimodo halloween mask?

what?

The complete opposite. Everybody quietly jogs off the field, nobody on the sideline celebrates, and nobody replaces the offense on the field. UF takes a delay of game, then brings on the PAT unit.

I was thinking Florida would do a Color Me Badd Dance to I want to Sex you up?

RIVERDANCE!

After they score they yell MORTAL KOMBAT. Then everyone does karate chops in the air and sound effects like bewkk and hi yah. Then Tebow Yells Finish him and Percy Harvin uses his lizard tongue to rip the football in half.

Simpsons style: The entire UGa sideline falls into a grinder, is turned into oozed, formed into pumpkins, cooked and hurled back onto the field as jack-o-lanterns. Black out this, motherfucker!

Biblical:

New Testament – The Florida offense crucifies Tebow, Harvin and Meyer in the end zone, Tebow looks up in the sky (but in the direction of Columbia) and says “forgive them OBC, they knew not what they did.”

Old Testament – Tebow smites them.

Two UF players start what looks to be an over the top celebration, when Tim Tebow, halo and all, walks.. no floats over to them and says “My brothers this celebration is not in good taste and decorum” and walks to the sideline. he turns to them and shouts “THIS IS”… Tebow then grabs UGA and shows him how the circumcise children in the Phillipines.

This is the dance they do…. Sorry.

http://www.gatorswearjeanshorts.net/blog/2008/10/urban-had-dream-last-night.html

When Florida scores, a huge gaggle of midgets bust out of suitcases strategically placed around the endzone, all dressed up like Ewoks and/or Sand People, and chuck wooden spears and rocks at the Bulldog players.

The complete opposite. Everybody quietly jogs off the field, nobody on the sideline celebrates, and nobody replaces the offense on the field. UF takes a delay of game, then brings on the PAT unit.

Comment by WhiteSpeedReceiver — October 27, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

LOL. (1) Lame attempt, and (2) hell is not going to freeze over whereby Florida players and fans suddenly act classy.

Tim Tebow runs across to the Georgia sideline, spits on a hanky and rubs vigorously at Mark Richt’s forehead, revealing a snow-white patch of skin and thus proving what we’ve known all alone—Mark Richt has a fake, spray-on tan.

or

Quidditch World Cup Style: The entire Florida bench flies around like a bunch of magical leprechauns and spells out “HAHAHA” over midfield.

Jimmy Stewart style…everyone breaks into a Charleston as the endzone/pool pulls bakc until only Tim Tebow dances precariously on the edge with his flabby-armed Gator of the week (painted green w/tail of course)

Crane—

That is wonderful.

This is going to be like a couple of years ago when the Mets were going to throw at Clemens to “get back at him” for the Piazza thing in the World Series.

Huge buildup. Mets pitcher misses Clemens.

I HOPE Florida thinks winning the game is a foregone conclusion, so they have to retaliate, but Meyer, ever the bastion of class and sportsmanship, says that his team would never do something like that. We’ll see.

DC Comics Style — Demps immediately runs around the world fast enough to send it back in time and UF scores again…in your face Richt

Of course this is all predicated on the fact that Florida even scores a touchdown. Dawgs will be more fired up than Florida, and we’re in Urban’s head… his emotion will get the best of him, and Dawgs will win with no problem!

Looking forward to this one! Great blog btw. GO DAWGS!!

This is the type of celebration I would like to see, especially if PENN WAGERS is the ref:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWUQcu4iO0M

Or this, the African Anteater Ritual!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxIrQPffSIg

Something tells me Tebow already knows how to do this…..

This is curious:

“I think it’s old news … and it has no bearing on this year’s game,” Meyer said Sunday. “It’s two teams battling for the SEC East.”

Why build it up like a mad man for a year, and then all of sudden downplay it with 6 days to go?

Crane wins….thats a whole ’nutha level…

Georgia will counter with this entertainment at halftime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_T8mVezy1A

That’s not quite what he said (in third person) in his book, though

That wasn’t right. It was a bad deal," Meyer says in [his new book Urban’s Way], which is scheduled for a September release. “And it will forever be in the mind of Urban Meyer and in the mind of our football team. … So we’ll handle it. And it’s going to be a big deal.”

So…..which?

Are show-tune style dance fights too much?

I seem to remember a big build-up dance between the Newsies and the pinkerton kids hired by the newspaper tycoons.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off version -

Tim Tebow singing either “Danke Schoen” or “Shake it up Baby” on a float with dancing St Pauli girls in bavarian dirdls.

UF band did the Thriller dance this past weekend already. Saw it with mine own eyes.

and yes -10,000 for me for making a Newsies reference in EDSBS comments.

A High School Musical Dance is just the sort of cutting edge recruiting tactic that Urban Meyer would devise.

Animal House style: After UF scores, Otis Day and The Knights “Shout” is piped in over the PA system. Tebow, in his Blutarsky impersonation, yells “gator!!!” and the team flops around in an epileptic fit in the end zone. Team could change into togas just before hand right? too much?

Crane, the worst part is that with one minute left in a tight game on Saturday, I’m going to think: We’ve got sixteen minutes to make it riiiiiight…"

Georgia will likely get served since, well, Knowshon is all danced out.

http://onlineathens.com/multimedia/galleries/102508_vsLSU/slides/102508_UGA_KNOWSHONJUBE_JC.html

While Jamar Hornsby hands out “free” credit cards to the student section, Ronnie Wilson fires his AK47 indescriminately into the air, Yosemite Sam style. Urban broods. And, scene.

What? No “Little Miss Sunshine” style where Tebow does a striptease across the field to the opposite endzone?

Two words – Cloris Leachman.

Can’t Buy Me Love style: Tebow scores and begins the African Anteater ritual. His teammates and the crowd are stunned but soon begin to join in with him because if the Timster is doing it it must be new.

“Thriller dance, Halloween weekend after all”

No dice. The Pride of the Sunshine Band did that already…at halftime of the ‘04 WLOCP. And you didn’t win the game.

Since we’ve long since descended into fantasy land I offer this:

Nothing.
UGA shuts Florida out.
In a defenseive struggle won 4-0.

Tebow hurls a bag of foreskins at the Georgia sideline.

After Florida takes a 7-0 lead, the Gators kick off, force a three-and-out, block the punt and score again on the next play. To add insult to injury, they run Keshtahn Moore.

Apologies for the Thriller suggestion, but to be honest, cant say I really follow the activities of the UF band up here in “Aint no SEC speed in the mud” country.

mumbles Still would be awesome dammit

#37
Great minds think alike….look at #21…second youtubeage…….

Friends Don’t Let Friends-style:
Quarkback Demps simultaneously hands a FREE RIDE HOME taxi cab coupon to each and every member of the UGA football team, good only in the offseason.

Caddyshack style, “So what, so lets dance..”, queue up Loggins.

I think a performance of “Waltz of the Flowers” from The Nutcracker is in order…..music and all from the band……

I was looking forward to the Shepoopi dance from Family Guy “Patriot Games.” If we could get the entire UF crowd to learn it, I would be very impressed.

http://www.clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=2AE28F5BF26F1B51

Transformers-Style: Optimus Tebow battles Megatron Moreno in an epic battle for the SEC Spark.

Make that Jouney not Loggins

Fake the PAT to take an 8-0 lead.

This ain’t the Sharks and the Jets*. This is the Gators and Dawgs.

Florida brings live alligator. After score, they snatch Uga off his ice bag and throw him to said gator who eats him in one bite. Urb faces animal cruelty charges after the game. Urb’s defense is he was keeping an alligator from starvation. Urb is let off by Florida judge, but loses Man’s Best Friend sponsorship on coaches show.

*Old guy remembers West Side Story.

This is what I meant in #46
from Top Secret, about the 3 min mark…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92R20ImGNCU

You know the Gator players are having the same kind of conversations (over bags of weed), no matter what the head cyborg says.

And what that means is that The Gator Stomp is still under their skin!

@38

When the marching band goes to a neutral or away stadium, they usually just march the show they did at the latest home game, since there’s no reason to learn a new show for a largely new audience.

Yes that would mean the 80’s Show again, with Thriller dance, which was last performed at the 04 UGA game. While it’s about 50% different this time around, that won’t stop me from cursing the band director, Watkins, for not learning from the past. Dammit.

Fuck You Version: In leiu of any celebrations just go for two points after every TD and first downs on every 4th. With this offense I’m not sure that would actually be a bad idea, and, you know, fuck Georgia.

@54

You mean “to hell, to hell, to hell with Georgia.”

Percy Harvey can offer the Dawgs a golden fiddle . . .

It’s not revenge Urban is after; it’s a reckoning. He is going take one out of the Ravens/ Buddy Ryan playbook and put bounties on Matt “daywalker” Stafford and Knowshon “spongebob” Moreno’s scalps.
To avoid NCAA violations he will offer only Halloween candy and a guaranteed first round pick by the jaguars instead of cash prizes.
(see also: Reggie Nelson and Derrick Harvey)

47

Buddy Hackett is not amused with Peter Griffin.

Sonofsamford: You made me choke on a candy-corn.

Rambo 2007-style: Tebow stands on the back of a truck and mans a 50-caliber machine for 30 minutes or so, grunting and killing indiscriminately .

Perhaps a synchronized moped squad to complete a short routine in the end zone whenever they score, and take a leaf out of the Inter Ultras’ book and heave a Vespa at the Georgia sidelines.

Either that, or loop Christopher Hitchens non-stop outside the Dawgs’ changing room. (Couldn’t get the real thing due to absence of nicotine and alcohol.)

“Best Little Whorehouse-style”: Replace “Aggies” with “Gators” and have Tebow do the “one more mile until we get to Heeeaaaven” solos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84TWhY1aPro

Rick Roll Style: Tebow rushes 5 yards for a touchdown, takes off his helmet to reveal that he is actually Rick Astley. He then dawns a denim jacket and leads the team in singing “Never gonna give you up.”

I think the students should get Knowshown’s cell phone number and talk shit all week.

Considering LSU got whatever they wanted vs UGA minus the two picks to the house (difference in the game, both terrible Frosh mistakes) and any SEC fan knows LSU offense mediocre at best, im pretty sure Urb does nothing…. until the 4th when he leaves Tim in to throw two td passes when the score is already 49-21. You heard it here first guys, UF drop 50+ easy and is throwing late into the 4th.

Grandma’s Boy-Style: After Tebow scores a TD, he runs to the UGA bench, shoots imaginary lasers at the players using his middle fingers and, using his JP robot voice, yells, “Adios, turd nuggets!”

“Once In A Lifetime”

Urban walks out to midfield.

Referee Thomas Ritter hands him the field mike.

Both of them launch into a fully choreographed rendition of the Talking Heads’ “Once In A Lifetime”

…with Steve Spurrier on the video board overdubbing “Same As It Ever Was”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE

Maybe I was wrong.

http://www.gatorswearjeanshorts.net/blog/2008/10/urban-had-dream-last-night.html

oh this could go on until game time…

Blazing Saddles style: team runs onto field, points asses at UGA and with the aid of a few thousand fans proceeds to give the faux fart salute

Chinese style: ten thousand midgets/children/dwarfs in Gator uniforms run out of locker rooms and swarm around the field, jabbing UGA players with chopsticks

South Florida style: guns pulled from uniforms, they empty clips into the air

Cowboy style: Nearby UGA fans are herded onto field and pushed to their hands and knees then riden

and my favorite

Hollywood style: 100 prostitutes in UGA jerseys run onto the field and proceed to simulate felatio on UF players

Mid 90’s Florida fashion: they start a brawl at the 50 before tick off. Thimmy Thebow in his best Doug Johnson asshole impersonation throws the ball at Mark Richt. Stay classy Gators, we know your team would never do anything to disrespect an opponent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO4PIGF8JZk

I can see it all so clearly…

After UF’s first TD Brandon James pulls out a 3’ alligator-shaped bong for his personal pleasure.

Ron Wilson fires celebratory rounds high into the cool November sky.

And admist all the commotion, Dr. Tebow remains unphased, servicing an endless line of Vietnamese boys extending out the back of the endzone.

Some here have no sense of humor…or whimsy.

Very ham-fisted contributions.

Smokey and the Bandit Style:

Looks like one Big Rig (Tebow) coming off the bench, but then suddenly turns into three (harvin/demps come out to each side from behind) then five…, soon the whole team (from single file) shoulder to shoulder running off the bench at UGA…

There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological theme in these suggestions…you know, something concerning mass awareness of a certain avian variety. Oh you haven’t heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHmU_RnfMw8

The lack of any reference to “What’s Opera, Doc” leaves me seriously disappointed.

I don’t know what’s gunna do but someone is getting swerved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntVtlYcQNbs&feature=related

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154492/?searchterm=served