MEN WITH BALLS IS OUT. GO BUY IT.

by Orson on Oct 27, 2008 9:59 AM EDT

Men With Balls is in stores today. Go buy it for any number of reasons: because you find diagrams of bent penises funny, or because you appreciate a good autoerotic asphyxiation joke as much as the next person, or because you pity Drew's children, who will have to support their father, sans pension, retirement fund, or liver, in his old age and after his premature death from gout at the age of fifty-three.

It really is superior bathroom reading, and was actually written to be digested in the exact length of a single average bowel movement. For Drew, who subsists entirely on Trader Joe's snack foods and other foofy white person foods, these are violent, explosive episodes, so they might be shorter than you think, depending on your diet.

Buy here, buy often, and if you're a Georgia fan, be sure to hide it when your pastor or mother comes around, or you'll go to hell, because there are bad words and evolution 'n stuff in it!

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I had no idea that it was even possible to die from the gout. Ya see? I’ve learned something before I’ve even read the book!

by DrBundy on Oct 27, 2008 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

Drew is the funniest blogger on the net. (With all due respect to Orson and co.) If you have not checked out some of the recurring posts (Hines Ward/Charles Haley/Ocho and Marvin) at KSK, do so NOW. Hours of work-eroding tomfoolery. No we are not related or gay (for each other). OR AREN’T WE???

by Hyman Motherfucking Roth on Oct 27, 2008 11:07 AM EDT reply actions