FURTHER ILLUSTRATION: THE QUARKBACK

by Orson on Oct 27, 2008 1:38 PM EDT

Delightfully literal metaphor from LSUFreek on what speedy, tiny running backs like Noel Devine and Rainey/Demps can do to your defense:

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The mind of LSUFreek is truely a bizzare, frightening, and wonderful place.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 27, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

Jessie Palmer would like to be in a Devine-Demps tag team…wearing only a BibTie™

by Der Schatten on Oct 27, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

Goddamn that is disturbing, Its like if mescaline was added to moonshine and given to a coonass computer geek.

by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 27, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions

OK, that’s me on the couch…and there’s my son jumping on me first, followed closely by my daughter.

Seriously. I have a nice, developing shiner this afternoon thanks to a 5 year-old.

by beast in 'bama on Oct 27, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions

It is so sickly bizarre, yet calming in a frightening, I drank way too much on a Saturday watching football and that is what I dreampt about… too weird….

by The Holy Grail on Oct 27, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

Are those my gold teef or a gold mouth piece? Betta be my gold teef, mane.

- NDGT

by Noel Devine's Gold Teef on Oct 27, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

Oh? Dept:

Oh, so that is what Doug Flutee, Jimmie Roberts and Mike Tirico do for fun on weekdays….

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Oct 27, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions

Simply fucking brilliant. And frightening.

by scalz1 on Oct 27, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions

The mere fact that we have gone this far in the discussion of quarkbacks without mentioning Jacquizz Rodgers is rather disappointing. His performance against USC is what brought quarkbacks into the spotlight in 2008.

Besides, just saying “Jacquizz” enhances any college football discussion.

by Digital Headbutt on Oct 27, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions